I’m high as fvck.


I started having this albeit Einstein feeling after fvcking with weed this evening.


So I was thinking, what if God created we humans as laborers on earth to harvest and utilize earths richly resources and use it to build heaven on earth? The way things are going, earth will turn to heaven someday(by then we all go don become ancestors)

As we the laborers are working on earth(living and contributing to earths advancement, we (humans) later get tired (DIE) and gets replaced by new laborers(new births, that’s why HE created sex so we humans can fvck, ejaculate and produce more laborers for him.


Mehn!!! See plan!!!




When earth finally gets advanced and now looks like the real heaven we humans have been dreaming of, (Godly environment) God and his angels( headed by Jesus with Angel Gabriel leading the angels army) will all come to earth and finally judge our(humans) matter. after which He’ll filter the bad eggs from the good ones. If you know you are a very good person, don’t worry, you’ll come back in the nearest future to enjoy heaven on this earth with God himself.



EPIC DISCOVERY!!!


This is how religion came and we all digested it. I’m writing a book soon.



Live righteously my people....all these things around you are Gods plan. It’s all a plan we humans are not aware of. Theres a massive fraud thing going in the background of this earth.

Weed and nigerian youths, like 5 and 6

Mehn that weed has to be a vintage one

How soon

stupidity:
God and his angels( headed by Jesus with Angel Gabriel leading the angels army) will all come to earth and finally judge our(humans) matter. after which He’ll filter the bad eggs from the good ones. If you know you are a very good person, don’t worry, you’ll come back in the nearest future to enjoy heaven on this earth with God himself.

plot twist, we were put on earth to fight disease and germs..
The more germs you kill before it kills you will guarantee a place on the right hand of the Father.

Let's say, stupidity, before you die, you were able to kill 1000 germs. You are guaranteed 1000 virgins in heaven.
If you kill 12 germs, you are guaranteed 12 virgins in heaven. If you kill 0 germs... You will dance soapy till the end of time on the left hand side of the Father

GasAndOilTheory:
plot twist, we were put on earth to fight disease and germs..
The more germs you kill before it kills you will guarantee a place on the right hand of the Father.

Let's say, stupidity, before you die, you were able to kill 1000 germs. You are guaranteed 1000 virgins in heaven.
If you kill 12 germs, you are guaranteed 12 virgins in heaven. If you kill 0 germs... You will dance soapy till the end of time on the left hand side of the Father

untwist the plot abeg.

Effects of Igbo-kwe!

when you come down from your high and get your sense back, and read the nonsense you wrote, hopefully you will delete this thread quickly.

this is dada weed oven baked ..... damn you are inspired already ....carry go

Bros I don't smoke weed, but I go like start dey smoke the exact one wey you dey smoke.

Who dafuq is ur dealer bro
that niqqar be selling the real sh*t