What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever

Ode �

Lol
That he doesn't have data to chat with me but I always see him online


That was then sha

She's my besty, we've been friends since 100 level, mean while, they've been having nice time and numerous sleep over.

She's my besty, we've been friends since 100 level, mean while, they've been having nice times and numerous sleep over .

that she is virgin but keep sending me different sex position

biddostandard:
whats the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?..mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever

Damn I laughed till my head was aching!! hahahahahahaha!!

How stupid can men be.

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I don't like sex but she cuddles every night.

zexy2030:
I don't like sex but she cuddles every night.

big scam

We're just friends she's very close to me, apparently closer than I thought

We are colleagues, meanwhile, the guy dey knack am

GraGra247:


Damn I laughed till my head was aching!! hahahahahahaha!!

How stupid can men be.

how stupid can he be not men, na small boys dey believe dat kind lie,

after GOD, fear women

I was raped by some boys, that's how I lost my virginity.

"I can't imagine myself with anyone else"

This is gonna be an interesting thread...

Let me get a chair to sit on

I remembered a lady I use to play with, she calls me a brother, but found out later deep down in her heart she wants me to bleep her silly and fall in love with her.
Sorry I won't tell you how I found out.

GraGra247:


Damn I laughed till my head was aching!! hahahahahahaha!!

How stupid can men be.

Funny though

Went to see a mad cousin in lag but your mad cousin Bleep you soote you off your fone for 1wk.. Mad people everywhere

biddostandard:
whats the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?..mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever

Lord have mercy.

This is my first time but the gateway was as wiiiiiiiiide as Wembley.

In fact, she could catch a dick falling from the sky with her puxxy without necessarily looking up.

I'm here to read lies from the pit of hell
Don't worry continue

Me: This one my hand entered freely, what happened?
The bae: **sobbing** they raped me when I was small.


And I swallowed the lie. Chai.

Olukoso1:
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As a man, after God, fear wide puxxy.

And to think of the fact that my gboola falls within average, I began to sympathize with 2 inches men who come across this stadium of a puxxy.

respect80:


As a man, after God, fear wide puxxy.

And to think of the fact that my gboola falls within average, I began to sympathize with 2 inches men who come across this stadium of a puxxy.

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Going to pass night at her ex house with the excuse that he is doing math Tutorial for her, she will be swearing with the name of God that they aren't having sex , I believed her cus I was in love and I don't want to loose her, she later told me she is no more communicating with that guy and swearing in the name of Jesus, only for me to spy her WhatsApp and see that she went to pass night with him like 4 days back. That was when I realized she as been calling the name of God and Jesus in vain, I later dumped her and marry my ex , me too told her there is nothing going on between me and my ex till i post my wedding pictures on FB while me and her were still seeing, uncle math teacher is 40 , not married and using my so called ex to pass time.

There was a student I date sometimes back, really in love with her and used to give her money and foodstuff cus she is an orphan and I understand how tough life might be for her, well, I was given her what I can afford to loose, only for me to check her phone sms and read her bank alert , she has been sending money to a particular guy, the name of that guy tally with the name of a guy she used to communicate with in her call log, I asked her about it, she told me they are just friends, really? A female student sending money to a male friend she isn't in love with, he is not given you but you're the one given him, that was how I withdrew the help I was given to her financially, when I broke up with her that her friend came to beg on her behalf, she confessed to me that my girl is dating that guy but they have discussed it for her leave that guy and focus on me.

namiji2598:
during my NYSC year last year, I heard that my girl is dating one guy who has been following her even while I was in sch..I know this guy to be a pussy killer, but my girl keeps begging me and swearing to me that she never sleep with him. I dont know what to believe again, I wanted to forgive and continue but after seeing some comments hrer, hope she is not jus lying to me?

the wise guys reading this, should we tell him the truth that will break his heart?

cc: lalasticlala

she dumped me to serve God according to her, never knew she was banging my cousin,though she never knew he was my cousin, I went to hospital because of HBP ,my cousin even disvirgined her , something she said after our marriage I can have it,did date for years 6 cos of her brk I really love dat gurl

Damnnnnn

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Swim your own and move on