DISCLAIMER: This is not a thread to bash guys, quite the opposite. There could be a part two of this and a part 3 for women



I consider it a miracle, how some guys managed to get laid. Let me tell you why. Thier personal hygiene is abyssmal. I finally understand why lesbians say men stink. Some of them do!! I finally got some insight into the possible culprits. Let me get into details, but allow me to also add some that I (and maybe other ladies) have noticed in general. Pardon me if it seems like I am getting angrier as I write on, because I am. I might also make a post for women too later so don't try to derail this thread


1. Please wash your anus. The asscrack between your buttcheeks, that place, while bathing, take a good sponge, get in there, scrub that MOFO daily without fail,pity us na, Some off you walk with poo around all day. Pls use water or tissue after the number 2.

2. Still on the bathing issue, sponge and soap is your friend. Bath twice a day, Washing just your hands, face and chest then rinsing the rest is not a shower. Scrub every where, the asscrack, behind your ears, your balls and joystick, your navel, armpits, in-between your toes. Your back. If you get that 500 naira long sponge that mallams carry around and sell, hold it like a samurai sword arms apart and scrub it up, down and diagonally across your back, you won't miss a spot. I promise.

3. About hair in general, you guys try for the one on top of your head, but if you are getting bald, which is nothing to be ashamed of, it is better to shave everything and look like lex luthor than to have semi circle of hair with a main road in the middle like pa James. That look isn't sexy.

4. Now to all body hair i.e beards, chest hair, armpit hair, pubes and ball hair. If your beards are scrawny and sparse, it's not really a good look. No one will tell you, but it looks like pubic hair on your face.it also looks like the beards are new recruits for TALIBAN or AL- QAEDA. Some girls like the beard gang, some don't, but beautiful,fuckboy kinda beards look like
a well manicured garden, not an abandoned bush. Chest hair is lovely, but back hair is gross. Your armpit hair and pubes should not look like the Amazon forest , jutting out with your arms folded down, trim them. I know a lot of you think it's too girly to shave trimming is a healthier alternative. Crab lice is a real thing. Shave all your ball hairs. Please I beg you.

5[. Cut your damn nails especially the longest one the pinky finger, it's a breeding ground for bacteria and you look like a creep. When a friend told me what y'all Keep it for, I was disgusted.

6. Practice skincare: You will not transform into Bobrisky or grow a vagina, if you use cream to rub your body,use a body scrub occasionally, or use lip bal.. This is more for you than for me, it's a good thing when men don't look older than their age which is rare. COSMETICS ARE NOT YOUR ENEMY.

7. WEAR clothes that fit you. Especially deeper life men and socially akward men. That baggy nonsense is irritating. Not too tight either. Girls hate it when they realize that a man has more nyansh than them. Such a waste. Dress fashionably and modestly. Sagging,is uncool.

8. Cheap body spray is a turn off: Axe is a major culprit, that thing is choking. Use good roll on or anti prespirants. Rexona, Nivea,DOVE , and Old spice are good ones. The stick variety tends to last longer. Invest in a good cologne. Men who smell cheap get less babes. Perfume oils are a good way to smell like designer without spending so much, good ones like cool water, joop homme, Clive Christian 1872, One million, Creed aventus, Sauvage make you smell wealthy

This and many more will be thrashed in part 2

We are now having Physical and Health Education(PHE) on Nairaland anchored by one of our sophisticated feminists. God is wonderful!

Davash222:
We are now having Physical and Health Education(PHE) on Nairaland anchored by one of our sophisticated feminists. God is wonderful!

It is essentiall. I am tired of my nostrils being raped.

Davash222:
We are now having Physical and Health Education(PHE) on Nairaland anchored by one of our sophisticated feminists. God is wonderful!

An old,haggard feminist to be sincere

funmisticqueen2:
It is essentially. I am tired of my nostrils being raped.

You keep getting laid with dirty boys.

funmisticqueen2:
It is essentially. I am tired of my nostrils being raped.

shows the kind of men u hang with. Change ur circle sis.

This post shows the type of men you’ve been sleeping / hanging with. And the thing about men is that they rarely ever approach women that are above their standards.

So basically, if you seem to be attracting only men that are abysmally dirty, you really should check yourself.

Davash222:

You keep getting laid with dirty boys.

This is not a matter of getting laid.cos I'm celibate. But I come across people from all walks of life. Especially at work. And I am tired of smelling all sorts of things from all sorts of people. It's making me scared of crowds.

So please don't try to shame me for posting this thread. I am saying what needs to be said. What a lot of health workers will not tell you.

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mimimile93:
shows the kind of men u hang with. Change ur circle sis.

No, it is the general population.

Wriggle yourself out of the slum you live in

Lilbest3:
Wriggle yourself out of the slum you live in

so a government hospital is a slum. I made these observations from work.

Don't be obtuse

Is there anybody that doesn't wash their ass after poo, that's terrible, where do u meet these men?

funmisticqueen2:
This is not a matter of getting laid.cos I'm celibate. But I come across people from all walks of life. Especially at work. And I am tired of smelling all sorts of things from all sorts of people.

So please don't try to shame me for posting this thread. I am saying what needs to be said. What a lot of health workers will not tell you.

Rebelworld

Celibate
Lol. Joke of the century!!

You keep saying men are scum and God keeps giving you scumbags. Enjoy your scums in peace, darling.

funmisticqueen2:
No, it is the general population.

oh! U must have been with all the men to know. Are u igbo?

mimimile93:
oh! U must have been with all the men to know. Are u igbo?

what does this have to do with anything.

All the men who have commented here, are obviously butthurt by this post, taking it personally or in your feelings.


But if I was talking about women(which I will do during the week), y'all will come and masturbate on the thread. Take the message and ignore the messenger. Is that not what you did yesterday with the scandal.

Rebelworld:
This post shows the type of men you’ve been sleeping / hanging with. And the thing about men is that they rarely ever approach women that are above their standards.

So basically, if you seem to be attracting only men that are abysmally dirty, you really should check yourself.

WORD! Babe came here to disgrace herself.

MrTruth4real:
Is there anybody that doesn't wash their ass after poo, that's terrible, where do u meet these men?

In the hospital.

Davash222:

Celibate
Lol. Joke of the century!!

You keep saying men are scum and God keeps giving you scumbags. Enjoy your scums in peace, darling.

FOCUS ON THE MESSAGE, IGNORE THE MESSENGER.

thank you

mimimile93:
WORD! Babe came here to disgrace herself.

I won’t say it’s a disgrace lol, think of it more as a wake up call.

I mean even if the celibacy story is true, seeing & meeting only dirty men from the supposed “all walks of life” means she needs to change her circle and environment.

Rebelworld:


I won’t say it’s a disgrace lol, think of it more as a wake up call.

I mean even if the celibacy story is true, seeing & meeting only dirty men from the supposed “all walks of life” means she needs to change her circle and environment.

you are obtuse,

Did I say all men are dirty?
I am sure you are guilty of some of the things I mentioned. That's why you are pained

Tempers are rising. Its a post about hygiene so wrong?
Nigerians and their twisted mentality.
If you are a neat guy simply give the op thumbs up and excuse yourself. Body and mouth odour isnt something to be proud of nor ridiculed but addressed.

Fair and honest enough.

This is a better use of your limited mental capabilities. I encourage you to start many such threads instead of wasting your time boxing winds.

Happy Sunday to you

funmisticqueen2:
FOCUS ON THE MESSAGE, IGNORE THE MESSENGER.

thank you

Savage but it seems the message touches a sore spot.
Please keep it up.
#nosmellymouthbodypussy2020

funmisticqueen2:
you are obtuse,

Did I say all men are dirty?
I am sure you are guilty of some of the things I mentioned. That's why you are pained

You said it yourself that most of the men you come across are dirty, that’s on you.

Lmaoo me guilty? I wouldn’t be this good looking if I wasn’t taking care of my body. Matter of fact, I look way better than you do, and yes I know you’re a woman

This was a good read.

Sweetbuns, they deleted our thread, what are they hiding?

funmisticqueen2:
In the hospital.

Na wa, it's terrible

Nice one, thumbs up

Will they listen or will they learn? Even the dirrtty ones are busy throwing jabs. Also guys have a habit of playing or twitching their beards /moustache in public, I find it very disgusting. You guys should stop fiddling with your beards in public, dirty habit. If you are a lady dating a dirty man, buy him good soaps, roll-ons, perfumes, toothpastes, etc, if he still does not get the message, better run for your life. Some men are very clean though, perfect dentition, good looks, smelling good, it turns a lady on.

Very funny thread.