Romeo3:
Ass kissing takes no one far in life... You included.

I don't ass kiss. There is no harm in learning even if it comes from a girl.

ABCthings:
I don't ass kiss. There is no harm in learning even if it comes from a girl.

You can learn from a girl without your head 25.4 inches up in her ass is all I'm saying... Cos for the life of me, I don't know nor understand how the fvck exactly you couldn't learn from species who are the best liars of all creation WITHOUT referring to fellow guys as "meanies"... Catch my drift?

Were you looking for affection? That even makes your condition irredeemably pitiable.

All is well.

Amakavula:
Leave him alone jhor! He is lovely can't so about the rest of you.

Nah. I'm not lovely. I'll rather stick my dick in a blender than have you call me lovely.

chai! dis girl don finish de guy with mind game, men stop falling for women mind game

Amakavula:
So since returning from Switzerland a few months back, I have decided to go out on a date for the first time..

The guy, let's call him Ikye ( not real name) has been on my case since last year.

We met -- not physically-- through a mutal contact ( my close friend at work-- Betty( not real name. Ikye was Betty's cousin and a Doctor; lucky me ) and remined in contact.

He's smart -- at least on phone, sounded confident through our voice notes chats, although I could sense some jitters. But he has the endless creative spirit and wasn't a bore.

I had to give it to him; he was relentless. Called my Swizz number most nights ( some guys get money ooh ) so after returning I am like *Bleep yeah let's meet*

He planned last sunday afternoon ( I had to go to church, you know to cast and bind )-- my priest would be mortified reading this forgive me father...hehee

After church, I made lunch ( egusi, and banga - I hate rice on Sundays) refreshed and changed ; dressed in a sleeveless crimson above kneel crop,with very low V neck (just enough to highlight, you know what ) and a spotted bag to match. Took some money, pepper spray and my Atm.

First thing I noticed was he became very intimated as I drove into STV mall in Abuja( he wanted us to see movie, I really didn't care which, just wanted to see the dude for the first time)

Me: "hi Ikye, you're such a gentleman."

Ikye: " oooh yes , Igbo men are gentleman"

Me: ( he looks good, smartly dressed too)

Ikye: " how was Swizzaland Nne"

Me : ( why did he switched from English to wtf?? , I should be polite)

Me: was lovely, do you know they have four languages

Ikye : Oooh, interesting.

He walks me up to one of the fancy restaurant and we sat


Me: ( bloody hell! He just changed plans like that ?? )

Ikye: tell me about yourself ?

Me : ( wooh straight to the point , this interview go mad o!)

Me: you start

Ikye : Rumbling for 30 minutes

Me : ( OMG! He noticed I am bored, OMG! Omg!)

Ikye: " and that's how I saved a shark from stroke"

Me: ( he is still talking ?? )

Me : Oh nice

Ikye : "I'm such an idiot just left the most beautiful woman in the world without food"

Ikye: Waiter! Menu!

Me: ( poor dude is trying too hard, no waiter, it off the counter thing)

Me: I think we would have to go get it ourselves

Ikye: don't worry angel. I would have to go for us, rest

Me : ( nigga! You probably walked here, I drove! Wait first isn't this date thing a two people activity?)

Me: " thanks you're so sweet"

Iyke rushes back with our food like a good school boy..

Iyke: " I ordered plenty things fory princess"

Me : oh nice

Me: ( now I could sense really panic in his eyes, his hands were shaking. No this again! )

I noticed dudes act scared around me, and it's weird.

Me: "wooh! You tried! "

Me: ( poor guy)



...... Will continue later

try moi out dear

Romeo3:
You can learn from a girl without your head 25.4 inches up in her ass is all I'm saying... Cos for the life of me, I don't know nor understand how the fvck exactly you couldn't learn from species who are the best liars of all creation WITHOUT referring to fellow guys as "meanies"... Catch my drift?

Were you looking for affection? That even makes you condition irredeemably pitiable.

All is well.

You should be ashamed of yourself for expecting too much from an average Nigerian Joe.

you are just the average normal wig wearing mgbeke Nigerian girl

Your vibe generally was kind of crude.

'Meanie' has no gender

Riele:
I'm surprised at the ways Most of the guys above me are looking for possible reasons to defend Op date's insecurity .

Amakavula , I want the complete gist

Especially that romeo3 guy. He's been nasty.

ABCthings:




Your vibe generally was kind of crude.
'Meanie' has no gender

how cute

Blu03:
how cute

BlackIvy?

ABCthings:
BlackIvy?

Blu03:

You disappeared with no notice. Very very Infuriating!

ABCthings:
You disappeared with no notice. Very very Infuriating!

Aww. Now i'm back.
What happened to your thread? The one you created on the religion sect.

Blu03:
Aww. Now i'm back.
What happened to your thread? The one you created on the religion sect.

I sprayed the powder of dusts and off it went.
People for some reason where keeping it alive, I just had to delete it.

Well it a new year(HNY)
We could create a new one.

Romeo3:
You were in your mind. And it restricted you greatly from having fun. Was almost like he didn't meet your high horse expectations from his previous chats. You were surprised but pretended to be cool, but your body language gave you away.

Simple psychology.

I think I agree with you sir, Miss Amakavula's assumptions were probably too ''high'' and maybe her ''imaginations'' and expectations of her date turned out wrong, leaving her disappointed!
Also, the disappointment might have been so glaring as daylight (even though she tried to 'hide' it) and left the ''confident but kinda introverted'' doctor in utter confusion. It ain't his fault...
Miss Amakavula ne vous attendez pas à grand chose ou
vous seriez déçu

Romeo3:
maka why? So you have liberty of half thought opinions with reckless abandon?

No fvcking way.

She didn't give that dude a chance at all.

Romeo3:
Ass kissing takes no one far in life... You included.

Amakavula:
He never allowed me ask, but that's what I was told.

Never doubted his profession because he was sound, articulate on chats and knows his anatomy but for some reason seeing me physically made him nervous somehow.

I blame the dress ( his eyes kept going back and forth from my chest... Lool.. wanted to be sexy for him so sad it destroyed him )

My guess is he was trying to localize our conversation, and make it funny too early so he failed, as he lacks the charisma to carry on with the act

Go pray nd fast so u don't end up in church seeking partner. Or running a marriage councelor s office up nd down.

You were pee determine to see only faults.
Babe. My gf started her firm at 22 , now hv 6 staffs, is worth over 50 mill at 25. Still simple NB d open.

Gets mad proposals for dates on daily bases many o them docs nd pharmacist.goes to London for hols to see bros....

But u can NVR know.remember sh is also first class. Your ego is too much.

You were fast to mention: Switzerland, cars, bros traveling for skl, he is s doc...etc

Grow up dear, u idolize achievements.God help u

czarr:
This lie lie boy again

Go find work and stop scamming guys.
You dey find money wey u go use take your gf out for Valentine.. Switzerland kor Swaziland ni

Oh, she is a man?

Jaubdu:
She didn't give that dude a chance at all.

I did, I asked for us to see, I didn't ask for transport or anything. He made the mistake of ™ Not been sure of himself girls hate that!

See when you make plans, don't change it because you aren't sure, let her suggest or make her know why.

Ps, I dropped him off at home when we finished I just lost interest because he wasn't sure of himself.

CanadaOrBust:


Oh, she is a man?

Yes, I am a man believe what you want.

Ps I can't reply that clown directly because he is dead to me. Dead people don't get replied.

Amakavula:
Yes, I am a man believe what you want.

Ps I can't reply that clown directly because he is dead to him. Dead people don't get replied.

Nothing wrong with being a man
Be proud of it

CanadaOrBust:


Nothing wrong with being a man
Be proud of it

I wish I am a man. I wouldn't be getting this much drama inmy life.

Amakavula:
I wish I am a man. I wouldn't be getting this much drama inmy life.

Be careful what u wish for. Women’s sexuality is slow which gives them a certain power. While the man is thinking sex they r detachedly analyzing the situation.

Amakavula:
I wish I am a man. I wouldn't be getting this much drama inmy life.

you're the one on your dp. There's nothing special about you apart from your complexion which glows, I admit. No boobs, no ass, no intimidating height. So what is it exactly that guys are scared about you for?

What gives you that impression? Am I missing anything?

Amakavula.... You are just an egoistic fellow, must you brag about everything?, you came back from Switzerland that parties on Thursdays and so what?,,,... No man will ever like to have anything to do with you and this mindset of yours... Sweetheart, please MELLOW.. It will baffle you that when folks starts raising standards, you might be bellow average.. Peace

ABCthings:
I sprayed the powder of dusts and off it went.
People for some reason where keeping it alive, I just had to delete it.

Well it a new year(HNY)
We could create a new one.

to help regain my Faith again, sure

EAhumble:
Amakavula.... You are just an egoistic fellow, must you brag about everything?, you came back from Switzerland that parties on Thursdays and so what?,,,... No man will ever like to have anything to do with you and this mindset of yours... Sweetheart, please MELLOW.. It will baffle you that when folks starts raising standards, you might be bellow average.. Peace

wooooh! Slow down dad

Say some men are scared around you.
Because, I can never be scared around a lady.

Amakavula:
So since returning from Switzerland a few months back, I have decided to go out on a date for the first time..

The guy, let's call him Ikye ( not real name) has been on my case since last year.

We met -- not physically-- through a mutal contact ( my close friend at work-- Betty( not real name. Ikye was Betty's cousin and a Doctor; lucky me ) and remined in contact.

He's smart -- at least on phone, sounded confident through our voice notes chats, although I could sense some jitters. But he has the endless creative spirit and wasn't a bore.

I had to give it to him; he was relentless. Called my Swizz number most nights ( some guys get money ooh ) so after returning I am like *Bleep yeah let's meet*

He planned last sunday afternoon ( I had to go to church, you know to cast and bind )-- my priest would be mortified reading this forgive me father...hehee

After church, I made lunch ( egusi, and banga - I hate rice on Sundays) refreshed and changed ; dressed in a sleeveless crimson above kneel crop,with very low V neck (just enough to highlight, you know what ) and a spotted bag to match. Took some money, pepper spray and my Atm.

First thing I noticed was he became very intimated as I drove into STV mall in Abuja( he wanted us to see movie, I really didn't care which, just wanted to see the dude for the first time)

Me: "hi Ikye, you're such a gentleman."

Ikye: " oooh yes , Igbo men are gentleman"

Me: ( he looks good, smartly dressed too)

Ikye: " how was Swizzaland Nne"

Me : ( why did he switched from English to wtf?? , I should be polite)

Me: was lovely, do you know they have four languages

Ikye : Oooh, interesting.

He walks me up to one of the fancy restaurant and we sat


Me: ( bloody hell! He just changed plans like that ?? )

Ikye: tell me about yourself ?

Me : ( wooh straight to the point , this interview go mad o!)

Me: you start

Ikye : Rumbling for 30 minutes

Me : ( OMG! He noticed I am bored, OMG! Omg!)

Ikye: " and that's how I saved a shark from stroke"

Me: ( he is still talking ?? )

Me : Oh nice

Ikye : "I'm such an idiot just left the most beautiful woman in the world without food"

Ikye: Waiter! Menu!

Me: ( poor dude is trying too hard, no waiter, it off the counter thing)

Me: I think we would have to go get it ourselves

Ikye: don't worry angel. I would have to go for us, rest

Me : ( nigga! You probably walked here, I drove! Wait first isn't this date thing a two people activity?)

Me: " thanks you're so sweet"

Iyke rushes back with our food like a good school boy..

Iyke: " I ordered plenty things fory princess"

Me : oh nice

Me: ( now I could sense really panic in his eyes, his hands were shaking. No this again! )

I noticed dudes act scared around me, and it's weird.

Me: "wooh! You tried! "

Me: ( poor guy)



...... Will continue later

YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT GUYS MAY GET SCARED OF BEAUTIFUL LADIES OR BECOME JITTERY. JUST THANK YOUR GOD AM MARRIED NOW AND INFACT MOST CONFIDENT GREAT AKOKITES OF OLD WILL ALSO SAY SO. IN MY BACHELOR DAYS I DATE ONLY MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLS NOT BECAUSE I HAVE MONEY BUT GUTS. BEAUTIFUL GIRLS LIKE YOU ARE ALWAYS VERY EASY TO GET ONCE YOU HAVE GUTS TO COMMAND THEM FOR LOVE AND NOT TO BEG BECAUSE I DONT BEG THEM BUT I COMMAND

Romeo3:
Ass kissing takes no one far in life... You included.

. I like this guy

NwaEje:



I think I agree with you sir, Miss Amakavula's assumptions were probably too ''high'' and maybe her ''imaginations'' and expectations of her date turned out wrong, leaving her disappointed!
Also, the disappointment might have been so glaring as daylight (even though she tried to 'hide' it) and left the ''confident but kinda introverted'' doctor in utter confusion. It ain't his fault...
Miss Amakavula ne vous attendez pas à grand chose ou
vous seriez déçu

Bon conseil.
Ne me dérange pas que ce gars l'attaque partout