The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.


source : http://www.deadseriousnews.com

only in nigeria

Ok

oyibo

Tales by Moonlight. Unless d man jus died n he was probably thinking of sex b4 his death which made his blood vry hot.lol

Keep dreaming,

This story can be true because, the last thing to die in a human body is the libidinal force. The libido remains up till 72 hours after the death of the victim. To a man, the manliness will rise. To a woman, the cunt and the clit remain sensitive. Why this is so remains a mystery. NOW THAT YOU KNOW, DONT U EVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF SEX. - It dies HARD

Hmm PAPA AJASCO!! YES MAMA AJASCO ~ I BEG COME SEE TREAD~~ OJIGBI JIGBI

What the? Impossible!

I hail oooo

Respect

Omolola. Sweety its about time we coopulate

The hell how did I missed this thread?!  

Hmm, Poster, a dead man can't impregnate a woman.  Now you can have sex with a dead person, but you can't get pregnant by a dead man.  

Yall didn't even need to google that, it was obvious the shit was a snope,

Cat daddy sweerie, am not coopulating

Omolola1:

Cat daddy sweerie, am not coopulating

Sweery u a fine babe and Cat Daddy has choosen you to have his first Nairaland little kittty kitty kittties

HeHeHe.

You've just got to be kidding me.

Thanks but no thanks daddy cat

Omolola1:

Thanks but no thanks daddy cat

ermm hold up baby. Do u realize am ready to make u my Cat princess? do u realize am willin to buy u car? do u realize am even willin to givu money to do your hair weave extension? Sweeery, the shoice is yours

Cattie, d shoice is definitely myn, so orovoire!

that means, a man working in the mortuary can impregnates dead woman. Wonder shall never end.

Omolola1:

Cattie, d shoice is definitely myn, so orovoire!

sweeery? why you be like that? ok. I will buy u a shoe

oh ma gosh the dead man is dead serious men

Error!!!

Impossible

Now i have seen it all!