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Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by EnnyP(f): 3:10pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
I was reading anoda thread wen i saw this thread. And i haven't done any other thing on my BB since i started reading the thread. I have been laughing so hard for almost 24hrs that av been on it now. For d farting thing, i think am d guilty one. But the thing started after i gave birth †o my first baby just this year April. The funny thing my baby's own is worse n smells like rotten egg. People said its because he's going to be fat n my hubby said he learnt d habit from me. Don't know how a three month old baby will pick up an habit from d mum o As for my hubby, he makes noise wit his bum anytime he's using d toilet. And it is an everyday affair. He doesn't go to work without first using d toilet in d morning. Says its an healthy habit n i agree but i always ask him must u make noise wit ur bum while doing the thing He's highly domesticated n helps a lot around d house. If i'm tired or not feeling well, he'l insist on doing d cooking. But when i get to d kitchen, i'l prefer if i had done d cooking maself coz he'l make use of every single plates n spoon in d kitchen. There will be oil n water everywhere. The cooker will be covered wit oil n water or wateva is it he cooked. I'l spend hours cleaning up d place. Hubby is too gentle to a fault n people so take advantage of this even his mech. He will do "sir" for everyone. There was a time he took his car to d mech for repairs. He came back without d boot mat n when i asked him, he said d guy said he can't find it. And am like so wat happens n he said there is nothing he can do abt it. His trafficator light cover was also broken while they were repairing his car one day, he paid them in full for d repairs n went ahead n got d thing fixed himself. Up till now one of the new foot mat we bought for d car is no where to be found courtesy of d mech I have taken it upon myself to be standing n fighting for him when need be. Coz am always annoyed at d way people take advantage of his gentle nature. Wen we have misunderstandings, he kips quiet. Am always the one to raise the issue for discussion. This troubles me a lot emotionally. And am not so strong in dat aspect. Above all, he's a great guy. Will neva trade him for someone else. Our marriage will be 1year tomoro. And av enjoyed this past one year tremendously. 12 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Id4: 4:22am On Jul 22, 2012 |
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Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by chiejik(f): 7:57pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
hahaha |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by nanalady(f): 9:44am On Jan 24, 2013 |
Wonderful topic.. |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Nobody: 11:12am On Jan 28, 2013 |
nanalady: Wonderful topic.. This is quite hilarious and educative!!! Ohhh....this thread shd never die!!! Where re the married N'landers!!! |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by ihedinobi2: 5:30pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
Lord God in heaven! Ayam dead. Laff don kill me finish. Lovely thread o jare! Various flavors of marriage on display. If there's anything I've learned here it's that you've got to lighten up and look on the bright side. Nice one, guys. Bumpity bump bump bump!!!! |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by kannymoore(m): 12:43pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
..Hmmm... No woman has said their husband womanises yet they say all men are womanizers... Or are the ladies sieving their hubbies faults to score points? ...Hmmm! .. ... !!! Kidding though.. However, this is a really fun thread! ! 2 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Victosin09(f): 9:00pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
FILEBE: Wel,for now, my babe seems to address every guy the way she addresses me, calling them pet names she calls me. Even using the "bedroom voice" when on phone. Makes me wonder if she dates all of them.As in ehnnnn...i dont even know what to say. Your cousin's husband needs to meet my dad for he's one towel tying man. This remains one contentious issue i have with the old man. I actually had to show my mom your comment. It really got her laughing. |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by egopersonified(f): 9:45pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
My husband drools A LOT. He soaks the pillow with so much saliva that it smells awful. I ve a special pillow for him so I dont mistakingly use his and die of suffocation overnight and have to strip open the pillow and wash the foam in it regularly. Whenever am pregnant, I ve to ask someone else to wash his pillow case so I dont throw up from the smell. 4 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
donroxy:Second reading from page 0 to page 11 ! Waiting to read again in 2015 .... Even when I preside over this country , I will still surf Nairaland ! |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Nobody: 12:16am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Really took 24hrs before I read this thread completely. Now am so set and willing to settle down cos I see marriage can be fun. Coming with my own story soon. 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Godmystrength: 3:05pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
First time i am reading a thread on nairaland from beginning to the end. will be back with my own story. |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Lilbeckiez: 6:59pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
WOw,such a thread! |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by hayorbaami: 10:52pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
My husband is fond of waking up in the middle of the night to eat apples. He can wake up like four times just to eat apples. And the way he chew the apples makes me stay awake. I still find it really strange and sometimes I make jest of him that it was apples that killed Abacha. Hubby eat cereal for breakfast and each time, he doesn't finish his bowl of cereal. He would then put it in the fridge. This he does everyday and by the end of the week there are five unfinished bowl of cereal in d fridge. I find it really annoying. |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Nobody: 11:07pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
hayorbaami: My husband is fond of waking up in the middle of the night to eat apples. He can wake up like four times just to eat apples. And the way he chew the apples makes me stay awake. I still find it really strange and sometimes I make jest of him that it was apples that killed Abacha. Remove the bowl of cereal the time you see it and he does not watch you Him disturbing my sleep would be a bigger issue for me |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Lolaabokoku(f): 10:27pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Still my fovorite thread ever |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Simsimz(f): 12:19am On Aug 27, 2019 |
Can this thread just come alive! It's so hilarious 2 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by silverkings: 3:56pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
I read from First to the last page..... It goes to show that marriage works based on tolerance 6 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Spechialone(f): 2:19am On Aug 28, 2019 |
Yea...(dancing emoji) my fav thread. Read this btw 2011_ 2012,(as a guest) and I enjoyed every bit of it Thank You Lord for life, I'm grateful... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Rukkydelta(f): 11:32am On Aug 28, 2019 |
My future hubby should have the annoying habit of wanting me around everytime He should be clingy 2 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Hisduchess(f): 3:26pm On Aug 28, 2019 |
Rukkydelta: I hate clingy men eeeeh.but funnily I keep coming back across such men and I keep running.that shii has made me a Singleton |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by hify9935(f): 4:55pm On Aug 28, 2019 |
mahal:sweet bawo? Hahahaha |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Ginaz(f): 10:54pm On Aug 28, 2019 |
My ex can fart fire , God of Nebuchadnezzar!!! And it’s those silent ones that sound innocent but the after effect is cancerous. So one day we were about to eat, the food was on the table and he released a silent mess I didn’t hear but almost immediately felt . I asked him why he wanted to kill me . He said he just blessed the food , now we can eat well. He drinks water a lot, and brags about how he is so strong and his system clean because he drinks water . Just let him fart first , you will almost go and seek funds to get his system cleaned. 1 Like
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Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Rukkydelta(f): 9:26pm On Aug 29, 2019 |
Hisduchess: Lol better grab the less clingy one among them Before you will start seeing men that won't be giving you attention |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Simsimz(f): 9:36pm On Aug 30, 2019 |
Ginaz:oh Lord |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by peacefulhome(f): 10:03pm On Aug 30, 2019 |
Ginaz: Oh my . Why are you like this? Ha ha shey somebody can not mess again? I mess mostly if I take beans, egg or moimoi. But the worst of it all, it beans. Like yesterday that I ate beans, hubby ran to sitting room when he could not bear it . I have even stay off eggs totally for some time now . Before I kill somebody child with mess. |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Nobody: 2:24am On Sep 01, 2019 |
I read this thread from the first page to the latest. Very hilarious. To think it's around 9 years old, I wonder how the families are doing, and whether they've ditched their habits. Great thread tho. Very enlightening and entertaining. I've laughed so hard, ribs are aching. 2 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by LadySarah: 8:51am On Sep 01, 2019 |
Guyman02: This is My husband exactly! I have told him severally that we now have kids so he should let them. My kids eat Their cookies with a large tray so the crumbs wont fall.He polishes the chairs with My oils (Coconut,olive etc).The bedspreads are to be used only for 3 days .It is dirty After that. he mops the tiles twice a day!He washes not cleans footwears before wearing them everyday.They spoil so easily and so i have told him to wash his alone and leave My kids School shoes.Last yr he spoilt Their room tv when he held it and was scrubbing the screen vigorously.Just4 mtholdtv.We spend so much on things he has spoilt while trying to clean them. Very domesticated and i love him to bits Mil said he has been like that from childhood. I'm clean but saw someone at the extreme.Its Good but so exhausting.! 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Edhiegurl029: 8:28am On Dec 28, 2021 |
Wow |
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