Ujujoan:

You guys try and be a little more sensitive abeg! Do you think we love sufferhead? But 70 sorry 100 percent of the things we carry are neccessities for us!

Seriously, you guys end up using most of wat we pack without complaining. Besided what do u guys need eh? By the time I pack my cosmetics and make up, that's already one small suitcase . . . Even if I'm travelling for a night, I need my complete cosmetics![i][/i] Then you talk about the clothing and shoes! Abeg make una chill jor . . .

alaper:

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!)


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

mito:

lol @ topic!

I once traveled with 2 very heavy luggages and a small one to spent few days with my friend. On my way back home, he was the one who drove me to the airport. When he came to pick me up, the guy wanted to impress me with the way he was carrying the load. Somehow he managed to reach his car. However, when we arrived at the airport, and the guy realized that he had to park his car 2 blocks away because of construction he turned bleu, lol! God, he sweated like a pig to the extent that I offered him my help lol, but his ego was to big so he rejected my offer. When he finally arrived at the counter he couldn't even lifted them. The worse of it, to a man point of view, is I never have intimacy with him lol.

hoodboy:

@ileke-idi. even if d parts u highlighted is not true, even at that it still doubles d procedure that is for men

tunyus:

@my dreamz,wetin now u don dey vex.i was only joking.u re taking it too far
So sorry,hw is your weekend?

Ibo-made:


They will be removing stuffs from a bag that is over the weight limit and putting it into the other box that is also over the accepted weight limit

They will be removing stuffs from a bag that is over the weight limit and putting it into the other box that is also over the accepted weight limit

mydreamz:

all you guys talking, you love us that way.

alaper:

Enjoy this, in the same lighter mood
Dear All,

Before reading the followings,promise not to be bias especially all the female ones on my correspondence.I found the whole thing to be the truth and nothing but the truth.You cannot discountenance the result of months of painstakingly conducted reserach just like that.All the males on this forum should please pray for me o.I surely will get some bashing from the females.What a merry xmas.


MALE VS FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE


A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:


'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.


Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.


After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1, Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


*******************************


FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!)


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

chaircover:

. . . . . . but you all cant live without us

Ibo-made:

It is kinda funny especially when they are travelling on a long haul flight. I believe 9jerian women have a corner @ Heathrow where they repack and repack their boxes.
They will be removing stuffs from a bag that is over the weight limit and putting it into the other box that is also over the accepted weight limit  

Ahahahaha

iice:

Too many unnecessary stuff
Many reasons though. . .like where you are going, how you want to look etc.

Not much of a packer myself.  I just make do with one backpack.  Hauling bags around is not for me. No, i don't like people handling my luggage.

mito:

lol @ topic!

I once traveled with 2 very heavy luggages and a small one to spent few days with my friend. On my way back home, he was the one who drove me to the airport. When he came to pick me up, the guy wanted to impress me with the way he was carrying the load. Somehow he managed to reach his car. However, when we arrived at the airport, and the guy realized that he had to park his car 2 blocks away because of construction he turned bleu, lol! God, he sweated like a pig to the extent that I offered him my help lol, but his ego was to big so he rejected my offer. When he finally arrived at the counter he couldn't even lifted them. The worse of it, to a man point of view, is I never have intimacy with him lol.