*walks in*

congrats girl.i came 2 celebrate with you,so bring ur very best.no alcohol pls,i'm driving.

**gives him a bear hug!**

Thanks Eldav and you're most welcome

take your pick from my European or African bar

Pink Lemonade, Squash, Orange / Apple / Pineapple / Mango Juice. . ./ any fruity drink of your choice or:

Miranda (my favourite), coke, fanta, sprite, 7up, Goldspot. . .any fizzy drink of your choice

Tea / Coffe / Latte / Capucinno / Hot Chocolate. . .any beverage of your choice

Still water / Fizzy water / Milk (lol!) . . .any other alternative drink of your choice

your call man - the possibilities are endless! 

wow!

ok,i'll start with coke while i wait 4 my main dish.do u hv pounded yam nd goat meat afam soup?

bros

smooth, flawless (no seed inside am) pounded yam served hot at your table

er. . .I nor sabi afam soup o! (sounds Calabar??)

but

take your pick from either:

1. Ogbolo soup with Ugwu (green leaves), lot 'a okro, stock fish and cow leg or

2. Egusi soup with fresh fish / goat meat or

3. Banga soup wiff drumsticks and lots 'a lots a king-sized prawns!!

*rubs hands together*

i go for d egusi.

Lol!

at your service - enjoy!

*finishes d food,now drinking mango juice*

wow,efe wat a party.nd ur waitresses r beautiful.who is dat slim blonde?

thanks!!

That's Chantelle - was actually a man but he wasn't happy with his gender

caused the poor guy lots of mental issues

but that sex change operation he had in Brazil has done him her wonders - don't you think??

*chokes on his drink*

u cant b serious.*scans d room quickly*

eerm efe,i gotta go.dis ppl nw gives me d creeps.tnx

*sniffs* efe its not fair, after i left u gave every1 food n drinks.al not play wit u again!

efe dont 4get to deliver my food to my doorstep oo

Music time!

*sings*
Everybody wants to be eleganza
They want to do E extravaganza
Many are foolish many are wiser
The fools kneel and start to prayer
Beg, and plead for manna
When manna fall they dance to salsa
Bend, and dance makossa
They go to japan with tortila
Tortila to toast a geisha
The geisha chop all the manna
After that they try to fu ck her
Geisha play geisha the player
Wait o geisha the waiter
Geisha say lets go to china
Coz manna fall like rain for china
So the pack and run to china
In china geisha disappear
They go report to the officer
Say Geisha do me a wayo
Say geisha she is fraudster
Chei! Come and see wahala
China police take them prisoner
Because they don't have papers. . .

eldav:

*chokes on his drink*

u cant b serious.*scans d room quickly*

eerm efe,i gotta go.dis ppl nw gives me d creeps.tnx

Lol!!

abeg siddon jare! - Don't be homophobic

besides Chantelle is married, so no sweat!

yinkalink:

*sniffs* efe its not fair, after i left u gave every1 food n drinks.al not play wit u again!

ah - ah!! Sis!!

abeg nor talk so o! - You nor see say I wrap yours in thin film / wrapping foil store for inside fridge??

oh ye of little faith!!

Element G:

efe dont 4get to deliver my food to my doorstep oo

no worries - I don use FedEx services deliver yours sharp-sharp!!

oweniwe:

Mr O

Long time sha! How madam & the triplets??

oweniwe:

Music time!

*sings*
Everybody wants to be eleganza
They want to do E extravaganza
Many are foolish many are wiser
The fools kneel and start to prayer
Beg, and plead for manna
When manna fall they dance to salsa
Bend, and dance makossa
They go to japan with tortila
Tortila to toast a geisha
The geisha chop all the manna
After that they try to **** her
Geisha play geisha the player
Wait o geisha the waiter
Geisha say lets go to china
Coz manna fall like rain for china
So the pack and run to china
In china geisha disappear
They go report to the officer
Say Geisha do me a wayo
Say geisha she is fraudster
Chei! Come and see wahala
China police take them prisoner
Because they don't have papers. . .

abi?? Oya give us some of those your moves man!

Oweniwe and his songs.

abi??

Hello Tanimz 'n happy new year o!

* Drives In with his Pinky Lamborghini *

Just tell me that am aint late to this Party

Anyway,am jxt not the food type, Darling Efe,i presume u've gat some Cocktails,Tequillas and my favourite Starbuck's Drinks available?

^^Lol!

Nope, you're just in time

have a look at my European Bar - we've got all you require and more. . .

Enjoy!

Cool Reception,tot it was gonna be one of those pissed off hostess

Now i've gat one suggestion for U ma Efe.

Lets make it a pool Party,how bout that?

Lol!

Man, how can you say that??!!

you never look wetin I cook and the drinks I serve for Page 1 ??

Besides, eye don dey turn me - this party dey on since yesterday!!

c'mon

Na food and drinks dey there na.

Oya flash us some babesashewo make we dey gyrate

Bad party

waoooooh,wit d meal,guiness,champagne and dessert i had,i am satisfied.u did well, make i go toilet,i dey come bak 4 more choppings,

Efemena_xy:

abi??

Hello Tanimz 'n happy new year o!

Hello to you too! Compliments of the season, may this new year bring more and more and more blessings to us.

Woke4all:

Na food and drinks dey there na.

Oya flash us some babesashewo make we dey gyrate

Brothel dey across the road - I fit give you transportation money to waka go dat side - if u so wish 

Dafemo:

Bad party

you!

you don start again - if I answer you, you go begin haller say Efe dey beef you dis new year 

abeg take off your jacket and come eat, drink and dance jor 

tanimz:

Hello to you too! Compliments of the season, may this new year bring more and more and more blessings to us.

Thanks girl - much appreciated! 

^^ I love your quoting method, can't be edited!

And then she fixed it.

Lol!!

na extra brackets in the wrong place now!

rectified!!  

Congrats Efemena and finally you don get wetin you deserve but why your competitors nor get spirit of sportmanship?

I nor see IDOWU anywhere dey congratulate you instead she dey beef say "u no see d gap , she lucky sey i no pack my disciples from religions section come here we 4 blow thread na " (MEDICINE AFTER DEATH)

Oya where my own pounded yam?

Efemena_xy:

Lol!!

na extra brackets in the wrong place now!

rectified!!  

Hehe. You gotta teach me how to do that.