Shoir pharoh na Bar owner dey hungry u,man beta bak off oo dis business no easy at all.

Efemena the boss, u never told me ur taste

Efemena_xy:

**Driving through and notices a new bar in town. . .**

**Parks her Aston Martin in the newly built car park. . .takes her Armani purse, car keys and automatically locks her car**

**Idly strolls in**

**Casually heads for the bar 'n perches on a high stool**

**In a really bored voice: Bartender, can I get some service pls?**

**I'd like a devil on horseback with a dash of Bloody Mary pls. . .

Yes MA
U know what that means

Shoir pharoh na Bar owner dey hungry u,man beta bak off oo dis business no easy at all.

Efemena the boss, u never told me ur taste

Pharoh:

^^^^
You are fast and good but not perfect lol

I can but try now. . .

I demand a fool investigation into this crime against the proper usage of the English language.

see as u sef wan murder the English Language  

Why i go lie for ya head . . . anyway the woman wey fight and run go congo republic go live to fight another day for jokes section.

**scoffs!**

How was your day by the way and hope you are liking my Milk & Honey Bar?

Egyptian citizen - there's more to this question of yours than meets the eye. . .so I go jump am pass  

jokingmary:

Yes MA
U know what that means

Yes na - I see say you dey feel my vibes now

you dey improve small-small

El Guapo:

Shoir pharoh na Bar owner dey hungry u,man beta bak off oo dis business no easy at all.

Efemena the boss, u never told me your taste

I don tell you now!

okay, for the 2nd time - can I pls have a devil on horseback and a shot of Bloody Mary??

(na cocktail be dat)

* Goes over to the Plasma T.V and turns it on *

CNN TOP STORIES
Suspects in Pakistan's govenor goes to court
Woman raped in Congo's mass attach,humanitarian says
Is China close than thought to matching US jet fighter prowess?

El: Mtcheww Sick headlines maybe we should go Bbc?

Ohh! Bossy lets i forget.
Our devil's on horseback has gone out of demand at the moment,so we limited the shipment from Dubia,maybe i'ld order some 4 u tonite, O.K?

Here's ur bloody mary instilled with the best tomato juice,Voldka and spices.
*pours it into her tumbler*

**pushes the tumbler away**

I want my devil on horseback. . .

hey nigga

watcha got?

Efemena_xy:

**pushes the tumbler away**

I want my devil on horseback. . .

Hey maam whats ya problem? . . can i be of help?

eldav:

hey nigga

watcha got?

Excuse me please . . can you go to the pub down the street . . we don't entertain thugs here please.

Pharoh!

Gosh!! Efemena do u know how much that tumbler's worth at paris?
U're in for a Pay!!

Tanimz how cn u be pleased huh?

EL,pls come ere

deres dis phucked up drunk who tinks im 1 of his hommies.

get him outta ma syd b/4 he pukes on me.

El Guapo, thanks for the concern, but I have scores to settle with Pharoh first.

tanimz:

Pharoh!

Swit Hat  . . How you dey? wetin dey make you vex na?  

El Guapo no give you better service?   . . . You care for a chilled pure water?    

Mschew.

Na pure water you see to offer me?

Tanimz score ke? Now tell me it isin't sum bed stuffs,

Eldav n who happens to be this scumbag person?

^^ What if it is some bed stuff?

El Guapo:

Tanimz score ke? Now tell me it isin't sum[b] bed stuffs[/b],

Make you mind where you dey poke your nose goo ooo . . .    

tanimz:

Na pure water you see to offer me?

Haba i just one use that one kill your temper na . . .  

Okay no vex so you go like take some energy drink?    

EL

i heard one of his friends call him sumtin dat sounds lyk payroll or sumtin lyk dat when he was harassing me.

Pharoh:

Make you mind where you dey poke your nose goo ooo . . .    


Haba i just one use that one kill your temper na . . .  

Okay no vex so you go like take some energy drink?    

I no want energy drink!

tanimz:

I no want energy drink!

Oya whisper the thing wey you tell me for my ears before amebos like EL Guapo begin poke nose for our bedroom matter.

Make you bite my ears ooo . . . .

Mschew.

**listening attentively to this. . .**

@Pharoh

abi una nor complete your bedmatics exercises??

sounds like you left Mrs Pharoh High 'n Dry

Efe, why you like to dey put ya nose for my business?

who?

me??

**looks around her**

er. . .but I was talking to Pharoh now!

*quietly enters & notices slight argument in front, one couldnt expect less in such place where almost everyone's been drinking*

Anywayz, bartender serve moi criminally chilled big stout & a bottle of malt (I may need 2 swap should a familiar face shows up), u suppose get asun nah, I'll need some

Eem, Am thinking about hiring some ladies to do some dance here tonite.

Efemena_xy:

who?

me??

**looks around her**

er. . .but I was talking to Pharoh now!

Choi! May God help you and the aproko spirit in you.

Dammiz here we go,

*drops the drinks*

So how bout Ujunwa ur wife,heard she's pregnant for the 11th time

Na soo Guapo, We've decided 2 b greater than we parents. Mum had 9 children &, *sips moi odeku*, we r trying 2 double it u knw. odeku has really been helping *sips again*