Why alomo?

U wan play match dis night?

Please  Bar Tender

Give me two sticks of Saint Lyssa Morris Cuban Cigarette 

We will be rolling soon down the street  and need to be high before being on my way to  Gandolfo

hehehhehehehehhehehehehe, that thign no d wrk for my body,


came in 1st ,dats jst wat they had then

* Swaggers In *

Hey Shakara come and account for the day's sales

 

Pharoh:

Please Bar Tender

Give me two sticks of Saint Lyssa Morris Cuban Cigarette

We will be rolling soon down the street and need to be high before being on my way to Gandolfo

Na ur head and body be ma concern

Hey Shakara come and account for the day's sales

bugler's came in earlier when u left and u know we were drunk, eldav,stud and kdk are givin thier statement at the police

shakara4u:

bugler's came in earlier when u left and u know we were drunk, eldav,stud and kdk are givin thier statement at the police

Drunk on duty?

stale gist.

shakara4u:

hehehhehehehehhehehehehe, that thign no d wrk for my body,


came in 1st ,dats jst wat they had then

You mean say na fake Saint Lyssa Morris Cigarette  them dey sell for hia?    

El Guapo:

Na your head and body be ma concern  

You sure so because the first customer say the thing no get any effect ooo abi na made in alaba you dey sell for hia?        

Pharoh:

You sure so because the first customer say the thing no get any effect ooo abi na made in alaba you dey sell for hia?        

Na made in Oshodi them get

jokingmary:

Na made in Oshodi them get

It was even worst than first thought so shey na that one be the reason wey police come raid this place withing 24 hours of operation?

Na wa for these jokers sef.

When they say be on topic, they'd go offtopic.

Now that they have an off-topic thread they're staying on topic.

When they say be on topic, they'd go offtopic.

take ur order, have a seat at d bak(wit bashy)lol

I don tell you say make you no dey put my name and Bashy own for the same sentence.

heheheehehehheeheheheheheee,
ok i hear,tot u will get along out of pity

dude u c as i try for u bah, wonder where u dey?

I no understand your sentences. E dey turn my eyes. You fit rephrase am?

na d pidgin u no understan or d englis,

felt if i kip writin his nae wit u,(even if u dont like him)u will just get along with him out of pity

_{for ur eyes only}


BTW are doz bottles empty?

I do get along with him, we just seem to relate in a different way.

I don't need a drink.

Tanimz. . .what did I tell you 'bout gettin' high on malta guiness. . . . .

^ Is that possible?

Boss Ttdiamonds:

S.O.B cant you see lysaa and tanimz's in here,

Just seeing this. How cute!

^ Is that possible?

waitin for his answer too, have neva happened in this bar though

Boss T, where you dey?

You should ask studio. . . . . . The dude got high on pepsi ystrday. . . So I figured peeps could get high on anythin'. . . . . . .

Something was added to that Pepsi.

gawd!!!!!

this guys are poppin pills,

plzzzzzz no drugs

thankyuuuuuuuuuuu

**Driving through and notices a new bar in town. . .**

**Parks her Aston Martin in the newly built car park. . .takes her Armani purse, car keys and automatically locks her car**

**Idly strolls in**

**Casually heads for the bar 'n perches on a high stool**

**In a really bored voice: Bartender, can I get some service pls?**

**I'd like a devil on horseback with a dash of Bloody Mary pls. . .

* Takes an intent look at her *

U look worried maam.

Lost ur job?

Nope

not worried just bored

and I'm my own boss - an entrepreneur

Wow! A female boss? Its a pleasure having a boss at ma lil box

* Gives her a warm handshake *

So maam,whats ur taste?

Efemena_xy:

**Parks her Aston Martin in[b] the car[/b] newly built car park. . .takes her Armani purse, car keys and automatically locks her car**

Lol What is good for the goose is also good for the gander oooo       

Anyway welcome to my bar . . . hope El Guapo the bar man is treating you well.   

na who you wan mis-quote so?

abeg nor lie for ma head jor!

^^^^


You are fast and good but not perfect lol

I demand a fool investigation into this crime against the proper usage of the English language.

Why i go lie for ya head . . . anyway the woman wey fight and run go congo republic go live to fight another day for jokes section.

How was your day by the way and hope you are liking my Milk & Honey Bar?