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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes) Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes) Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes) Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes) This poll has ended |
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 4:13pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Why alomo? U wan play match dis night? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 4:17pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Please Bar Tender Give me two sticks of Saint Lyssa Morris Cuban Cigarette We will be rolling soon down the street and need to be high before being on my way to Gandolfo |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 4:18pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
hehehhehehehehhehehehehe, that thign no d wrk for my body, came in 1st ,dats jst wat they had then |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
* Swaggers In * Hey Shakara come and account for the day's sales Pharoh: Na ur head and body be ma concern |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 4:27pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Hey Shakara come and account for the day's sales bugler's came in earlier when u left and u know we were drunk, eldav,stud and kdk are givin thier statement at the police |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by jokingmary(m): 4:29pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
shakara4u:Drunk on duty? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 4:29pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
stale gist. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 4:30pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
shakara4u: You mean say na fake Saint Lyssa Morris Cigarette them dey sell for hia? El Guapo: You sure so because the first customer say the thing no get any effect ooo abi na made in alaba you dey sell for hia? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by jokingmary(m): 4:34pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Pharoh:Na made in Oshodi them get |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 4:36pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
jokingmary: It was even worst than first thought so shey na that one be the reason wey police come raid this place withing 24 hours of operation? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 4:48pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Na wa for these jokers sef. When they say be on topic, they'd go offtopic. Now that they have an off-topic thread they're staying on topic. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 4:54pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
When they say be on topic, they'd go offtopic. take ur order, have a seat at d bak(wit bashy)lol |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:06pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
I don tell you say make you no dey put my name and Bashy own for the same sentence. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 5:24pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
heheheehehehheeheheheheheee, ok i hear,tot u will get along out of pity dude u c as i try for u bah, wonder where u dey? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:26pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
I no understand your sentences. E dey turn my eyes. You fit rephrase am? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 5:34pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
na d pidgin u no understan or d englis, felt if i kip writin his nae wit u,(even if u dont like him)u will just get along with him out of pity for ur eyes only BTW are doz bottles empty? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:35pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
I do get along with him, we just seem to relate in a different way. I don't need a drink. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by BossTtdiamonds(m): 5:36pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Tanimz. . .what did I tell you 'bout gettin' high on malta guiness. . . . . |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:37pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
^ Is that possible? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:38pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Boss Ttdiamonds: Just seeing this. How cute! |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 5:39pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
^ Is that possible? waitin for his answer too, have neva happened in this bar though |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:42pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Boss T, where you dey? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by BossTtdiamonds(m): 5:43pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
You should ask studio. . . . . . The dude got high on pepsi ystrday. . . So I figured peeps could get high on anythin'. . . . . . . |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:49pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Something was added to that Pepsi. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 5:56pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
gawd!!!!! this guys are poppin pills, plzzzzzz no drugs thankyuuuuuuuuuuu |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 6:29pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
**Driving through and notices a new bar in town. . .** **Parks her Aston Martin in the newly built car park. . .takes her Armani purse, car keys and automatically locks her car** **Idly strolls in** **Casually heads for the bar 'n perches on a high stool** **In a really bored voice: Bartender, can I get some service pls?** **I'd like a devil on horseback with a dash of Bloody Mary pls. . .
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
* Takes an intent look at her * U look worried maam. Lost ur job? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 6:57pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Nope not worried just bored and I'm my own boss - an entrepreneur |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Wow! A female boss? Its a pleasure having a boss at ma lil box * Gives her a warm handshake * So maam,whats ur taste? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 7:37pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Lol What is good for the goose is also good for the gander oooo Anyway welcome to my bar . . . hope El Guapo the bar man is treating you well. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 7:40pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
na who you wan mis-quote so? abeg nor lie for ma head jor! |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 7:51pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
^^^^ You are fast and good but not perfect lol I demand a fool investigation into this crime against the proper usage of the English language. Why i go lie for ya head . . . anyway the woman wey fight and run go congo republic go live to fight another day for jokes section. How was your day by the way and hope you are liking my Milk & Honey Bar? |
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