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THIS IS THE HONEST TRUTH.
THE KIND OF MEN WE HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS.. NOTHING TO BE PROUD ABOUT.

POST A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY THAT WILL SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD, AND YOU'LL GET ONE OR TWO LIKES ON FACEBOOK.

A GIRL POSTS A PICTURE OF HER TOES AND SHE GETS THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS AND LIKES WITHIN 5 MINUTES.

MAKE A POST ABOUT HOW YOU'RE DYING AND NEED 5000 NAIRA TO SAVE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY FROM DROWNING. MAYBE YOU'LL GET ASSISTANCE BUT MANY MEN WILL SHAME YOU FOR BEING LAZY AND BROKE.

A GIRL POSTS "I NID A FAVOR" OR "I'M SO SAD". FOLLOW HER UP AND YOU'LL SEE SHE HAS RECEIVED SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF NAIRA FROM NONSENSE MEN WHO WILL EVEN THANK HER FOR ACCEPTING THEIR MONEY.

I KNOW MY STORY DOESN'T MATTER BUT I BOAST ANYTIME ANYDAY TO HAVE NEVER SIMPED A BIT. NEVER. I'M A FULL BLOODED AWKA-MADE AND PRIDE WILL NEVER LET US DO STUPID THINGS BECAUSE OF SEX. THE LAST TIME I MESSAGED ANY FEMALE STRANGER OVER THE INTERNET WAS VIA 2GO AS A 17 YEARS OLD JAMBITE. I LEARNED HOW THESE THINGS WORK. I REALIZED HOW TALKING TO PEOPLE HALF MY WORTH ONLINE GAVE THEM THIS FALSE SENSE OF IMPORTANCE.. SO I DEACTIVATED ALL SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS, AND SET OUT ON A JOURNEY TO GROW MYSELF. TILL DATE I HAVE JUST NAIRALAND AND RECENTLY WHATSAPP BECAUSE OF WORK. I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER CHECK OUT PICTURES ON THE INTERNET TO ADD FRIENDS AND COMPLIMENT GIRLS, AND JOIN THE QUEUES IN THEIR DM'S WAITING FOR REPLIES. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT. WON'T. I GREW UP A KING IN THE MIDST OF KINGS. CAMPUS DAYS WAS THE SAME. IN 5 YEARS OF SCHOOLING I DIDN'T HAVE UP TO 10 GIRL'S NUMBERS IN MY PHONE AT ONCE CUS THEY HAD NO IMPORTANCE TO ME. IF WE MEET AND EXCHANGE CONTACTS AND I CALL OR TEXT YOU AND YOU POST ME STUPIDLY I BLOCK AND DELETE INSTANTLY. THE FINE FACE AND COORDINATION WAS THERE SO ATTRACTING WOMEN AND RUNNING MATTERS WAS VERY EASY FOR ME. TODAY, IF I FANCY ANYONE I GO TO THEM AND WE TALK AND MOVE FORWARD. IF I TEXT OR CALL YOU AND YOU BEAT AROUND THE CORNER WITH ME, I BLOCK AND DELETE AND MOVE ON. I'M TOO FRESH AND PIMPED UP TO CRAWL FOLLOWING ASS AND BOOBS.
I STARTED STAYING AWAY FROM SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE OF SIMPING MEN. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. CHECK OUT YOUR GIRLS PICTURES OR INBOX YOU'LL SEE THEM BEGGING HER FOR LOVE. BEGGING HER TO SEND HER ACCOUNT NUMBER. BEGGING HER TO DUMP YOU, OR COME TO THEIR HOUSE.
AS EXPECTED THESE THINGS GET TO GIRLS AND THEY START MISBEHAVING AND THREATENING TO LEAVE YOU. TARRRRR! MY ANCESTORS WILL STRIKE ME DEAD THE DAY I GO TO LEAVE COMPLIMENTS ON PHOTOS OR INBOXES OF STRANGE WOMEN ON THE INTERNET, OR BEG RANDOM STRANGERS FOR THEIR NUMBERS OR SOMETHING. THERE'S NOTHING TO GAIN ASIDES SEX (UNLESS YOU WANT TO DO BUSINESS).

THE GIRL YOU'RE GOING SHOPPING WITH, SPENDING OVER 30K ON OUTING WITH JUST TO IMPRESS HER TO BECOME YOUR RESPONSIBILITY... IS ON INSTAGRAM AND INMESSAGE COLLECTING 3,000 NAIRA FROM TOUTS TO SPEND THE WEEKEND AT THEIR PLACE. SO WHY ARE YOU KILLING YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE THE MAN OF WORTH THAT DESERVE TO BE CHASED AFTER? WITHOUT THE MONEY AND FAVOURS WE HAND THESE GIRLS MANY OF THEM WILL DIE OF HUNGER. WITHOUT THE FREE FOOD AND SERVICES WE OFFER NONSENSE BESTIES AND FEMALE FRIENDS THAT ONLY GAIN FROM US, LIFE WILL BE VERY MISERABLE FOR THEM WORLDWIDE.

THE REAL TRUTH IS THAT ASIDE BIRTHING, WOMEN NEED MEN MORE THAN MEN NEED WOMEN... BUT YOU WON'T REALIZE IT IF YOU DON'T CARRY YOURSELF AS A KING JUST LIKE EVERY ORANGE SELLER AND SLIPPERS SELLER CLAIM TO BE QUEENS NOWADAYS. IMAGINE A POOR DIRTY CLASSLESS UNDERGRADUATE CLAIMING "I'M A QUEEN", "I'M QUEENING". WHY WON'T SHE? WHEN MILLIONAIRES AND PROFESSIONALS ARE LINED UP IN HER CONTACTS BEGGING JUST TO BE ALLOWED TO SNIFF HER STAINED PANTIES.

WE TROLL AND CATCH CRUISE HERE BUT ONCE I LOG OUT I HAVE MY WORTH AND I HAVE NO SHAME TO WEAR THE CROWN OF "WEAK MAN" AND "YOU'RE NOT A GENTLEMAN" JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT DISHING OUT PUSSY-PASSES TO FOLKS WHO WILL NEVER BE OF BENEFIT TO YOU IN THIS LIFE.

World CAPSLOCKED I hail the master .

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THIS IS THE HONEST TRUTH.
THE KIND OF MEN WE HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS.. NOTHING TO BE PROUD ABOUT.

POST A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY THAT WILL SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD, AND YOU'LL GET ONE OR TWO LIKES ON FACEBOOK.

A GIRL POSTS A PICTURE OF HER TOES AND SHE GETS THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS AND LIKES WITHIN 5 MINUTES.

MAKE A POST ABOUT HOW YOU'RE DYING AND NEED 5000 NAIRA TO SAVE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY FROM DROWNING. MAYBE YOU'LL GET ASSISTANCE BUT MANY MEN WILL SHAME YOU FOR BEING LAZY AND BROKE.

A GIRL POSTS "I NID A FAVOR" OR "I'M SO SAD". FOLLOW HER UP AND YOU'LL SEE SHE HAS RECEIVED SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF NAIRA FROM NONSENSE MEN WHO WILL EVEN THANK HER FOR ACCEPTING THEIR MONEY.

I KNOW MY STORY DOESN'T MATTER BUT I BOAST ANYTIME ANYDAY TO HAVE NEVER SIMPED A BIT. NEVER. I'M A FULL BLOODED AWKA-MADE AND PRIDE WILL NEVER LET US DO STUPID THINGS BECAUSE OF SEX. THE LAST TIME I MESSAGED ANY FEMALE STRANGER OVER THE INTERNET WAS VIA 2GO AS A 17 YEARS OLD JAMBITE. I LEARNED HOW THESE THINGS WORK. I REALIZED HOW TALKING TO PEOPLE HALF MY WORTH ONLINE GAVE THEM THIS FALSE SENSE OF IMPORTANCE.. SO I DEACTIVATED ALL SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS, AND SET OUT ON A JOURNEY TO GROW MYSELF. TILL DATE I HAVE JUST NAIRALAND AND RECENTLY WHATSAPP BECAUSE OF WORK. I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER CHECK OUT PICTURES ON THE INTERNET TO ADD FRIENDS AND COMPLIMENT GIRLS, AND JOIN THE QUEUES IN THEIR DM'S WAITING FOR REPLIES. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT. WON'T. I GREW UP A KING IN THE MIDST OF KINGS. CAMPUS DAYS WAS THE SAME. IN 5 YEARS OF SCHOOLING I DIDN'T HAVE UP TO 10 GIRL'S NUMBERS IN MY PHONE AT ONCE CUS THEY HAD NO IMPORTANCE TO ME. IF WE MEET AND EXCHANGE CONTACTS AND I CALL OR TEXT YOU AND YOU POST ME STUPIDLY I BLOCK AND DELETE INSTANTLY. THE FINE FACE AND COORDINATION WAS THERE SO ATTRACTING WOMEN AND RUNNING MATTERS WAS VERY EASY FOR ME. TODAY, IF I FANCY ANYONE I GO TO THEM AND WE TALK AND MOVE FORWARD. IF I TEXT OR CALL YOU AND YOU BEAT AROUND THE CORNER WITH ME, I BLOCK AND DELETE AND MOVE ON. I'M TOO FRESH AND PIMPED UP TO CRAWL FOLLOWING ASS AND BOOBS.
I STARTED STAYING AWAY FROM SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE OF SIMPING MEN. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. CHECK OUT YOUR GIRLS PICTURES OR INBOX YOU'LL SEE THEM BEGGING HER FOR LOVE. BEGGING HER TO SEND HER ACCOUNT NUMBER. BEGGING HER TO DUMP YOU, OR COME TO THEIR HOUSE.
AS EXPECTED THESE THINGS GET TO GIRLS AND THEY START MISBEHAVING AND THREATENING TO LEAVE YOU. TARRRRR! MY ANCESTORS WILL STRIKE ME DEAD THE DAY I GO TO LEAVE COMPLIMENTS ON PHOTOS OR INBOXES OF STRANGE WOMEN ON THE INTERNET, OR BEG RANDOM STRANGERS FOR THEIR NUMBERS OR SOMETHING. THERE'S NOTHING TO GAIN ASIDES SEX (UNLESS YOU WANT TO DO BUSINESS).

THE GIRL YOU'RE GOING SHOPPING WITH, SPENDING OVER 30K ON OUTING WITH JUST TO IMPRESS HER TO BECOME YOUR RESPONSIBILITY... IS ON INSTAGRAM AND INMESSAGE COLLECTING 3,000 NAIRA FROM TOUTS TO SPEND THE WEEKEND AT THEIR PLACE. SO WHY ARE YOU KILLING YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE THE MAN OF WORTH THAT DESERVE TO BE CHASED AFTER? WITHOUT THE MONEY AND FAVOURS WE HAND THESE GIRLS MANY OF THEM WILL DIE OF HUNGER. WITHOUT THE FREE FOOD AND SERVICES WE OFFER NONSENSE BESTIES AND FEMALE FRIENDS THAT ONLY GAIN FROM US, LIFE WILL BE VERY MISERABLE FOR THEM WORLDWIDE.

THE REAL TRUTH IS THAT ASIDE BIRTHING, WOMEN NEED MEN MORE THAN MEN NEED WOMEN... BUT YOU WON'T REALIZE IT IF YOU DON'T CARRY YOURSELF AS A KING JUST LIKE EVERY ORANGE SELLER AND SLIPPERS SELLER CLAIM TO BE QUEENS NOWADAYS. IMAGINE A POOR DIRTY CLASSLESS UNDERGRADUATE CLAIMING "I'M A QUEEN", "I'M QUEENING". WHY WON'T SHE? WHEN MILLIONAIRES AND PROFESSIONALS ARE LINED UP IN HER CONTACTS BEGGING JUST TO BE ALLOWED TO SNIFF HER STAINED PANTIES.

WE TROLL AND CATCH CRUISE HERE BUT ONCE I LOG OUT I HAVE MY WORTH AND I HAVE NO SHAME TO WEAR THE CROWN OF "WEAK MAN" AND "YOU'RE NOT A GENTLEMAN" JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT DISHING OUT PUSSY-PASSES TO FOLKS WHO WILL NEVER BE OF BENEFIT TO YOU IN THIS LIFE.

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Naija246:
some of these simps do really stupid stuff oo
Imagine donating $1000 to a hoe while you're still owing rent

actually that's a very very interesting phenomenon called Financial Domination. Or Findom for short. It's a Fetish many men have. And women will do well to study it.

emmaodet:


Are you kidding me?
Are these things real or just framed up?
Are you really sure these guys are giving out all this money??
$1,000, $250 etc to ordinary ladies??
I don't want to believe all these.
I believe all these things are scripted.

You need to get out there and see how miserable, sexually frustrated and desperate a lot of young and old men out there are for women's attention.

A lady, Bella Thorne earned 2 million dollars on her OnlyFans account in a week (all payed by SIMPs) bases in her promise to post her nudes. The nudes were never posted.

ubunja:
NO SIMP SEPTEMBER

Trending challenge!

It's better to start turning your hate energy into something more positive (self development) rather than policing the lives of other people.

Martinez39s:
My hatred for simp and white knights, especially when they are in action, is as great as Bill Gates's net-worth.

loko50:
It's better to start turning your hate energy into something more positive (self development) rather than policing the lives of other people.

lol simps are the ones policing everyone. Who do you think makes all these anti-men laws and regulations throughout the world?? Lmfao.

ubunja:
lol simps are the ones policing everyone. Who do you think makes all these anti-men laws and regulations throughout the world?? Lmfao.

Lyfao? Me am here Rotfl Lwkmd

loko50:
It's better to start turning your hate energy into something more positive (self development) rather than policing the lives of other people.

SIMPs and white knights are dangerous to themselves and to humanity as a whole, especially the male species, hence the hatred and disgust.

Skepticus:


You need to get out there and see how miserable, sexually frustrated and desperate a lot of young and old men out there are for women's attention.

A lady, Bella Thorne earned 2 million dollars on her OnlyFans account in a week (all payed by SIMPs) bases in her promise to post her nudes. The nudes were never posted.

it is well.

NNU0000:
Lyfao? Me am here Rotfl Lwkmd

lol he's so innocent and naive

Skepticus:


You need to get out there and see how miserable, sexually frustrated and desperate a lot of young and old men out there are for women's attention.

A lady, Bella Thorne earned 2 million dollars on her OnlyFans account in a week (all payed by SIMPs) bases in her promise to post her nudes. The nudes were never posted.

Wawuuuuuuuuuu

Na wa oooooo
God have messi
Help your sons

White Men simping is on another Level

Some SIMP Memes are downright painful to know there are people pedestalizing women.

GeneralPula:
Why not using meme with our Naija guys?

when it comes to simping, naija men de learn work, compared to white men..

Martinez39s:
A lot are even paying ridiculous amounts to many thot's OnlyFans accounts just to see what they can see for free at pornsites. SMH.

Na that only fans dey weak me pass..see grown up men spending lavishly on something they won't even touch...haba! Not like paying for sex is even grand in itself,, it's pathetic. Most men are fools...we don't help each other enough. We rather help the female. God help us.

I found this pathetic loser and whiteknight. Tufia.

Omo this thread is depressing. Can we make Simp another gender already? These ones no be men shior