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My Experience With A Lady. by Onuhgabriel(m): 10:40pm On Jun 06, 2020
Sitting down home alone when a thought run via my mind;

back then in secondary school (sss2 precisely) being a football addict and sure boy, a girl walk up to me and was like;
"Gabriel! pls don't laugh at me i want to ask you a question pls, and don't let anybody knw pls"
i was like
"hmm okay am all ears"
"okay! Gabriel pls is there green card in football?"
"green card as in?"
"since there's red and yellow Card naaa, is there green? pls"

but actually i was unable to hold the laughter. Sha sha i later told her

have you heard such experience before? Share yours
Re: My Experience With A Lady. by joceey(m): 10:42pm On Jun 06, 2020
grin
Re: My Experience With A Lady. by ibrahrem9606: 10:44pm On Jun 06, 2020
Onuhgabriel:
Sitting down home alone when a thought run via my mind;

back then in secondary school (sss2 precisely) being a football addict and sure boy, a girl walk up to me and was like;
"Gabriel! pls don't laugh at me i want to ask you a question pls, and don't let anybody knw pls"
i was like
"hmm okay am all ears"
"okay! Gabriel pls is there green card in football?"
"green card as in?"
"since there's red and yellow Card naaa, is there green? pls"

but actually i was unable to hold the laughter. Sha sha i later told her

have you heard such experience before? Share yours
��you will never make it in this life

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Re: My Experience With A Lady. by Officialgarri: 10:44pm On Jun 06, 2020
Not really a big deal. I once thought there was blue card in football as well.

During days of PlayStation 2, Winning Eleven, around year 2005/6, some ref. used to show blue card but I'm not sure If it was due to the small colored TV then sha
Re: My Experience With A Lady. by Officialgarri: 10:47pm On Jun 06, 2020
ibrahrem9606:

��you will never make it in this life

Aaarghhh!!!

Re: My Experience With A Lady. by 2special(m): 10:48pm On Jun 06, 2020
I just checked Google, there are blue and green card in football.
Re: My Experience With A Lady. by Onuhgabriel(m): 10:57pm On Jun 06, 2020
you will never make it in this life


what bring about this now? If u can't read can't u just walk away?

Although sha sha i'll be better than everyone in ur family and beyong so is better

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Re: My Experience With A Lady. by Freestainworld(m): 10:58pm On Jun 06, 2020
to bit you just dey hungry me
Re: My Experience With A Lady. by Onuhgabriel(m): 11:14pm On Jun 06, 2020
ibrahrem9606:

��you will never make it in this life


what bring about that now?
if u can't read can't you just walk away?
although sha sha i'll be better than anyone in you family has ever be and beyond so go hustle oh poor child with poor mindset
Re: My Experience With A Lady. by Onuhgabriel(m): 11:21pm On Jun 06, 2020
Freestainworld:
to bit you just dey hungry me


ha ha ha ha abeg sorry i dn't really knw what bring about that idea of posting such. Am sorry eh and also to all viewer am just sorry alright?

NOTE: Isn't that am scared of any body but in order to avoid some offensive comment
Re: My Experience With A Lady. by placeofallure(f): 11:29pm On Jun 06, 2020
Onuhgabriel:



ha ha ha ha abeg sorry i dn't really knw what bring about that idea of posting such. Am sorry eh and also to all viewer am just sorry alright?

NOTE: Isn't that am scared of any body but in order to avoid some offensive comment

I can see someone who is chicken-hearted grin anyway, there was a time I used to think Arsene Wenger owned Arsenal grin grin
Re: My Experience With A Lady. by Onuhgabriel(m): 11:38pm On Jun 06, 2020
placeofallure:


I can see someone who is chicken-hearted grin anyway, there was a time I used to think Arsene Wenger owned Arsenal grin grin


hmmm
Re: My Experience With A Lady. by Nobody: 11:47pm On Jun 06, 2020
ibrahrem9606:

��you will never make it in this life
lolzzz..guy calms down abeg no mine am
Re: My Experience With A Lady. by Funkyswagzz(m): 12:06am On Jun 07, 2020
What did I just read.. omo u and that babe na 5&6
Re: My Experience With A Lady. by leonard002(m): 7:37am On Jun 07, 2020
Plot twist: There's actually a green card in football

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