Today at my workplace, a girl farted in the presence of my boss and fellow co-workers. When we looked at her, all she could say was 'una no dey mess'? My boss then called security on her. That thing you creatures always flaunt releases nothing but shit. You people disgust me.

the mess don reach breaking point nao.. She gat no choice that to realease the nice fragrance for you guys

Inside a lady is filled with all manners of useless things

Guys, if una never mess, please cast the first Stone.


I once had this big booty beautiful girl. She eventually ended up my girlfriend. Well I had this habit then. I fart Everytime in front of her. One day, bae had the last laugh. She dropped one atomic mess. The type you can't remove with fan or air freshener. Her reply was that I want to bomb her away well. She had to reply me in the room. Or have you screwed a girl so hard, she loses control and drop the f bombs?



Well, when you have experienced major operation, you would appreciate mess. My brother appreciate mess after undergoing operation and couldn't eat for a week plus.

Lolssss the thing smell well well from ur anger

rottencorpse:
Today at my workplace, a girl farted in the presence of my boss and fellow coworkers. When we looked at her, all she could say was 'una no dey mess'? My boss then called security on her. That thing you creatures always flaunt releases nothing but shit. You people disgust me.

Have you got a Nigerian mother and sisters? Maybe aunts and cousins?

rottencorpse:
Today at my workplace, a girl farted in the presence of my boss and fellow coworkers. When we looked at her, all she could say was 'una no dey mess'? My boss then called security on her . That thing you creatures always flaunt releases nothing but shit. You people disgust me.

for real @ bolded

Thatlong9:
Lolssss the thing smell well well from ur anger

The funny thing be say that girl too dey form. She would've just apologized, but instead she asked that stupid question. She just disgraced herself today.

timekeeper1:
Inside a lady is filled with all manners of useless things

Very true bro

daddytime:


Have you got a Nigerian mother and sisters? Maybe aunts and cousins?

I don't have a mother neither do I have sisters. All my aunts and cousins are the same as well. Words can't describe how much I loathe women.

so much for a man with moniker rottencorpse

Who tf names themselve rottencorpse? Wtf

pls stop generalizing, and thats why they are English words like "average", "almost", nearly, i think, maybe etc..

So because of ordinary mess Nigerian women are pigs abi? I've got a mother, a sister, friends and relatives. Sorry mate, they aren't pigs.

Your boss after receiving the package

kids everywhere... don't ever use a particular issue to generalise everyone pls..Nigeria women are not pigs but your colleagues is..rubbish!

Millennialaku:

for real @ bolded

hahaaaahahaha