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Pregnancy Jokes by doejohn: 6:20pm On Jan 31, 2011
I want to know if its just me, my girlfriend called me up and said she was pregnant-i was glad and had started making plans for marriage with her only for her to cut the discussion after 10minutes to say she was joking. i went crazy - now she is playing defensive saying im over reacting, cos it was just a joke.
Re: Pregnancy Jokes by MrsChima(f): 7:18pm On Jan 31, 2011
Okay. What do you want us to say? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Pregnancy Jokes by WackyJ1(m): 7:32pm On Jan 31, 2011
You should be happy your girlfriend cracks jokes just wait for the one about the guy she cheated on you with
Re: Pregnancy Jokes by gbanikiti(m): 7:43pm On Jan 31, 2011
She said she didnt c her menses,i told her 2luk 4 it b4 i come bck else she wud cal me a thief. I dnt steal menses.
Re: Pregnancy Jokes by soreola(f): 11:08pm On Jan 31, 2011
gbanikiti:

She said she didnt c her menses,i told her 2luk 4 it b4 i come bck else she wud cal me a thief. I dnt steal menses.

LMAO grin
Re: Pregnancy Jokes by iice(f): 11:32am On Feb 01, 2011
She's prolly testing you.
Re: Pregnancy Jokes by harakiri(m): 12:36pm On Feb 01, 2011
You sef wey dey strafe without condom when u neva marry. . . Na wa 4 u ooo! What if she gets pregnant at a time d relationship has gone sour and breaking up? Guys sef. Na we dey use our hand bring problem 4 we self. Na u sabi.

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