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Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Cutehector(m): 8:53pm On Jun 09, 2015
When we have sex.. Hmm sorry wen u guys have sex, grin, there r things y'all do to prevent pregnancy apart from the whole condom thing. A friend of mine once told me he mixes salt and water and gives d girl he just finishd fvcking grin to drink.. Dat it stops her from getn pregnant.. Another friend of mine, dis tym around, the friend was my ex, she told me I should buy any alcoholic drink like the spirit and bring along, so wen she fvcks me, I will apply it on her vj and it will kill all d spermmm insyd. (Wow, I learn everyday) tho I neva had sex with her anyways..

So i wana ask u guys dat r veterans in d game, lol wat r those pregnancy control practices u do (apart from d condom thing) after havn sex wit ur partner that u think will prevent ur chericoco from getn preggie..
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by valmunich(m): 8:58pm On Jun 09, 2015
...I honestly don't know how she does it grin






This your shorthand shaa. undecided
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Youngpo413: 9:08pm On Jun 09, 2015
Cum on the floor

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by MEGGATRON(m): 9:11pm On Jun 09, 2015
hmmmm
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by sinaj(f): 9:20pm On Jun 09, 2015
r u kidin me shocked

alcohol in her V. shocked
damn! fu*k it...

some gurls r damn crazy sad

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jun 09, 2015
op the next person to comment may help u

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jun 09, 2015
Kaikai, ampiclox, postinor 1/2


lipsrsealed
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Cutehector(m): 9:34pm On Jun 09, 2015
sinaj:
r u kidin me shocked


alcohol in her V. shocked

damn! fu*k it...


some gurls r damn crazy sad
lol yeaa..
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Cutehector(m): 9:36pm On Jun 09, 2015
mascaraWand:
Kaikai, ampiclox, postinor 1/2


lipsrsealed
how effectiv is ampiclox?

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by jrerico1(m): 9:40pm On Jun 09, 2015
Eject before ejaculat.ion..·

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Phikom(m): 9:44pm On Jun 09, 2015
Withdrawal...
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by tpiadotcom: 9:45pm On Jun 09, 2015
Op turn to Jesus, forget all these vain imaginations, all is vanity

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by beautycrush24(f): 9:51pm On Jun 09, 2015
tpiadotcom:
Op turn to Jesus, forget all these vain imaginations, all is vanity
Lol.....religion section awaits you

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by czarr(m): 9:51pm On Jun 09, 2015
withdrawal eh. lol,u gatz get strong will to pull that one off,especially if she hot.
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Cutehector(m): 9:57pm On Jun 09, 2015
czarr:
withdrawal eh.
lol,u gatz get strong will to pull that one off,especially if she hot.
some ppo dey krase sha.. Hw on earth will one on d "sexual peak" comot him okpara dike frm her tin.. Lool.. I can't do it mehn....
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by czarr(m): 10:02pm On Jun 09, 2015
Cutehector:
some ppo dey krase sha.. Hw on earth will one on d "sexual peak" comot him okpara dike frm her tin.. Lool.. I can't do it mehn....
.....learn it oo,its essential, it can come in handy when you have an only chance to bleep a gal and CD is out of reach at that moment.
u mean to tell u gonna free that babe.
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by misspicy(f): 10:02pm On Jun 09, 2015
like seriously alcohol, girls be falling hand all the time i have hrd abt the salt and water but is it effective?




i don't tink so
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by kunlesufyan(m): 10:03pm On Jun 09, 2015
Cum in the girl ..she then squats or sit on the toilet and the whole CUM comes out ... It works ...
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Cutehector(m): 10:06pm On Jun 09, 2015
czarr:
.....learn it oo,its essential, it can come in handy when you have an only chance to bleep a gal and CD is out of reach at that moment.
u mean to tell u gonna free that babe.
let's not fool ourselvs.. Even pre cum can impregnate a girl.

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Cutehector(m): 10:07pm On Jun 09, 2015
misspicy:
like seriously alcohol,
girls be falling hand all the time
i have hrd abt the salt and water but is it effective?





i don't tink so
whch one hav u tried
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by tpiadotcom: 10:08pm On Jun 09, 2015
Have you yourself tried Jesus?

Op.

Best pregnancy control ever when properly applied.

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Cutehector(m): 10:15pm On Jun 09, 2015
tpiadotcom:
Have you yourself tried Jesus?

Op.

Best pregnancy control ever when properly applied.
look here u hypocrite, befor u use the name of d lord in vain, ask ur stupid self if ur without sin.. Mtchew!

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by tpiadotcom: 10:20pm On Jun 09, 2015
Cutehector:
look here u hypocrite, befor u use the name of d lord in vain, ask ur stupid self if ur without sin.. Mtchew!

Smh, why look for any excuse just to avoid accepting Jesus Christ into your life?


How long do you want to do this for?

Better avail yourself of this opportunity NOW.

The forum you are carrying on your head, does not even belong to you.

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by misspicy(f): 10:22pm On Jun 09, 2015
Cutehector:
whch one hav u tried
the one u af tried cheesy
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Cutehector(m): 10:23pm On Jun 09, 2015
misspicy:

the one u af tried cheesy
lmao.. U dnt want to knw d one I"v tried. wink
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by tpiadotcom: 10:24pm On Jun 09, 2015
Cutehector:
lmao.. U dnt want to knw d one I"v tried. wink

Try Jesus.

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Fulaboy(m): 10:24pm On Jun 09, 2015
Put fufu in her V lipsrsealed
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by kunlesufyan(m): 10:26pm On Jun 09, 2015
Cutehector:
let's not fool ourselvs.. Even pre cum can impregnate a girl.
I disagree ...it doesn't ...it can't ..

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Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by misspicy(f): 10:29pm On Jun 09, 2015
Cutehector:
lmao.. U dnt want to knw d one I"v tried. wink
tell me about them
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Cutehector(m): 10:42pm On Jun 09, 2015
kunlesufyan:

I disagree ...it doesn't ...it can't ..
it does bro..
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by Timoleon(m): 10:57pm On Jun 09, 2015
Fulaboy:
Put fufu in her V lipsrsealed
yea...block the flow of sperm into her v!
Re: Weird Funny Pregnancy Control Practices by kunlesufyan(m): 11:08pm On Jun 09, 2015
Cutehector:
it does bro..
Lol...Precum as d name implies is a semi viscous liquid dats produced by d seminal glands to lubricate d penis nd sets d mode for beta sex ..except it has sperm in it ...it can't get a girl pregnant

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