Internet has made people that would call you sir in real life to abuse you. Tufia

@Tolex4real9

#Smile.

iLegendd:
@Fountainofyouth, since last year, you've not stopped this rubbish. If you like any of us, be confident and approach. You don't expect a man to always be the one to do the wooing — greenlight is no longer enough. You need to woman-up.

You ladies shouldn't put all the loads on our head. We will be the ones to approach, the ones to get rejected, the ones to pay bills, the ones to sexually satisfy you, the ones to get blocked online, the ones to get accused of rape when things go wrong, etc.

You don't want to get rejected or feel any pains, so you hide behind this silly mixup just to be noticed.

Stop dying in silence or stop this identity mixup. If you try this next time, I may go ballistic on you.

Hahaha but you are Dingbang na, why deny it? I'd really like you to go ballistic on me, I want to see how far you can go

P.S stop imagining what is not there dude, stick to your cho cho cho and continue deceiving yourself

iLegendd:
@Tolex4real9

#Smile.

Boss, no forget us for that lips challenge thread o.

Fountainofyouth. Okay, we are the same (just to make you happy). Will you forever get lost now?

ilegendd
It's lalasticlala

@Torie8, you're almost right. Sadly, I don't think he makes money while he sleeps. You know, he needs to be awake for things to work out. You can prove me wrong sha.

iLegendd:
Fountainofyouth. Okay, we are the same (just to make you happy). Will you forever get lost now?

I will forever be a pain in your ass, so get used to it.

iLegendd:
@Torie8, you're almost right. Sadly, I don't think he makes money while he sleeps. You know, he needs to be awake for things to work out. You can prove me wrong sha.

Then it's Seun

Torie8, financially, yes. Having uninhibited fun, no. Making money while he sleeps? That one is 50/50 for him. Why? Because he needs to be aware his server is live always and not down and he needs to pay for yearly hosting. About fitness, in have no idea.

So, he doesn't 100℅ pass the test.

Fountainofyouth, you're not a pain in my ass. If I like you, by now, I would've actually been in your ass multiple times. This doesn't mean I hate you, no I don't.

The only reason I rebuff you is because I'm doing business here on Nairaland. I'm not just here for fun and chit chat only. So, mistaken identify can actually harm my business.

If person you're calling hurts you privately, you'll actually send police to me thinking I'm the one.

Do you know how many people are in jail because of mixed up identity?

By the way, how are you today? Just answer it in your mind — I don't need a reply.

Hmmmm

Chizzypresh, happy birthday. My apologies for not remembering. I owe you a kiss for that.

iLegendd:
Torie8, financially, yes. Having uninhibited fun, no. Making money while he sleeps? That one is 50/50 for him. Why? Because he needs to be aware his server is live always and not down and he needs to pay for yearly hosting. About fitness, in have no idea.

So, he doesn't 100℅ pass the test.

Then it's Youmour

Torie8, that's the first time I'm hearing that name in my 4 years and some months spent on this forum. I doubt he has all the above perfectly checked. Fit, having lots of fun, and making millions while he sleeps.

iLegendd:
Torie8, that's the first time I'm hearing that name in my 4 years and some months spent on this forum. I doubt he has all the above perfectly checked. Fit, having lots of fun, and making millions while he sleeps.

Hmmm so who do you think it is then?

iLegendd:
Chizzypresh, happy birthday. My apologies for not remembering. I owe you a kiss for that.

It's okay sha

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Fountainofyouth:


I will forever be a pain in your ass, so get used to it.

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