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Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 6:53am On Feb 12, 2011
LOL badosky i tire oooo how Monday gonna be now
Re: My Jokes by Nelson6(m): 10:50am On Feb 14, 2011
e go be as e dey always be^^hectic and boring^
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 11:05am On Feb 14, 2011
Why Val come be monday now everybody dey office and na girl go dey vex pass cos boys go dey happy say na monday him no go spend money i happy die
Re: My Jokes by lysaa(f): 12:16pm On Feb 14, 2011
snthesis:

^^^lysaa dey fear fear grin

Tanimz was asked to translate this to English:"Awon tokopa ninu ere naa ni Bukky Wright. Fathia Balogun, Ope Aiyeola ati beebee lo" she responded:" Those killed by pe.nis in the movie are Bukky Wright,Fathia Balogun,Ope Aiyeola and others. grin grin
Darling their posts don't in anyway allude mine so 'm not moved.

Merres full this place i swia.
Re: My Jokes by Nelson6(m): 12:56pm On Feb 14, 2011
stop swearing. smiley
Re: My Jokes by lysaa(f): 1:07pm On Feb 14, 2011
Me, swear? shocked
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 1:48pm On Feb 14, 2011
yes look up
Re: My Jokes by lysaa(f): 1:59pm On Feb 14, 2011
I just did and found this: HATERS KEEP STUDYING ME LIKE A COURSE,I SWEAR YOU WILL NEVER GRADUATE

Why is he now blaming me?
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 3:02pm On Feb 14, 2011
lysaa:

Darling their posts don't in anyway allude mine so 'm not moved.

Merres full this place i swia.
check the bold
Re: My Jokes by lysaa(f): 3:04pm On Feb 14, 2011
na F9 u get for ingrish? angry
Re: My Jokes by shakara4u(m): 4:11pm On Feb 14, 2011
lol,


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 8:28pm On Feb 14, 2011
lysaa:

na F9 u get for ingrish? angry
yes but u get A1 in pigin
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 8:48am On Feb 16, 2011
d attack
lysaa:

na F9 u get for ingrish? angry

devastating counter-attack
bashy_demy:

yes but u get A1 in pigin
grin grin grin grin
Re: My Jokes by Nelson6(m): 9:24am On Feb 16, 2011
lol
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 1:43pm On Feb 16, 2011
Abi now
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 2:18pm On Feb 16, 2011
Snthesis still never find another name to use for im jokes? My name dey make your head yori yori o. cheesy
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 2:24pm On Feb 16, 2011
^^ does that make you feel important?
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 2:27pm On Feb 16, 2011
^^^
hehehe
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 3:09pm On Feb 16, 2011
bashy_demy:

^^ does that make you feel important?

I am important. cool
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 3:45pm On Feb 16, 2011
^^ says who?
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 7:01pm On Feb 16, 2011
Says me angry tongue
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 7:42am On Feb 17, 2011
^^LOL you think sao right?
Re: My Jokes by lysaa(f): 1:17pm On Feb 17, 2011
bashy_demy:

yes but u get A1 in pigin
LOL na God i swia!
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 2:49pm On Feb 17, 2011
^^ whatever
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 4:11pm On Feb 17, 2011
‎​Studio is about to embark on a long journey & decides that his wife Tanimz should wear steel underwear. He locks it & give the key to his friend, Snthesis, saying if i don't come back in 10yrs time pls unlock it and set her free. Studio set out on his journey & half an hour later sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits & sees Snthesis running after him. What's wrong? He asks. Panting, Snthesis says you gave me the wrong key grin
grin
Re: My Jokes by lysaa(f): 4:18pm On Feb 17, 2011
Unto say God dey my side and i get the mida's touch? Don't get jelly on me just thank God for my life n one day u go make us proud. Lol
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 5:36pm On Feb 17, 2011
^no comment
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 8:48pm On Feb 17, 2011
^^seconded
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 9:10pm On Feb 17, 2011
Teacher: y did u laugh?
Boy : i saw a strap of ur bra,
Teacher: GETOUT!,no class for u 4 a week!.
**Another boy laughs**
Teacher: y did u laugh??
, Boy : i saw both straps,
Teacher: GETOUT, no class 4 u for 1 month!,
***She bends down 2 pick chalk & Lil johnny started walkin out, ***
Teacher: Jonny, y r u goin out?
Johnny : what i saw just now, I think my SCHOOL days 're over!!!!!
Re: My Jokes by eldav(m): 11:06pm On Feb 17, 2011
Not Funny!
Re: My Jokes by lysaa(f): 11:17pm On Feb 17, 2011
Story of ur life! Lol. So na so u take drop out of sch bashy?
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 11:54pm On Feb 17, 2011
Eldav dont hate
@lysaa we drop out together

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