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Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 8:38pm On Feb 04, 2011
^^ Badosky! I no know why my name just dey sweet Snthesis for mouth o. tongue
Boss Ttdiamonds:

Imagine. . . see me see trouble oh!. . . tis' photosynthesis wan pour carbohydrate sythesis inside my garium-III-oxocarbonateIV solution. . .

* grabs a m9 and waits patiently for the rat to enter it's trap *

tanimz come here my dear. . . .

How many people dey claim me for this thread? tongue

KDK:

Bashy, stop pimping my woman out. angry Nonsense.

grin grin grin
snthesis:

^^
She must gree by laffin by laffta

@Taninmzpie kiss
I made no mistake



You go fear name na. tongue

I still believe you made a mistake. tongue
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 9:40pm On Feb 04, 2011
Who dey make this tanimz feel important self
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 9:41pm On Feb 04, 2011
I dey important before na. Don't hate. cool
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 9:42pm On Feb 04, 2011
LOL who dey devieve you now
?
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 9:44pm On Feb 04, 2011
^ grin

No one dear, no one. cool
Re: My Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 9:58pm On Feb 04, 2011
bashy_demy:

LOL who dey devieve you now
?

dem plenty wey dey maga am , from onibaru to onipon pon grin grin grin
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 10:00pm On Feb 04, 2011
Badosky, no fall my hand like this na. sad

I be big girl, wetin I go take magas do? undecided
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 10:02pm On Feb 04, 2011
tanimz:

^ grin

No one dear, no one. cool
Who be your dear i dodge am
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 10:04pm On Feb 04, 2011
You no happy say I call you dear? Mschew, ungrateful being. angry
Re: My Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 10:04pm On Feb 04, 2011
u fit use maga identify different tings
but u b smallie make i no ja e si
wen u a senior officially ma ja e sa aroma  grin grin grin
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 10:05pm On Feb 04, 2011
No dey fall my hands like this na. Why you dey call me smallie? sad
Re: My Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 10:06pm On Feb 04, 2011
are u not badosky jnr undecided undecided undecided
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 10:06pm On Feb 04, 2011
I am. But e still no mean say I be smallie. undecided
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 11:32pm On Feb 04, 2011
@TanimzLuscious kiss kiss
Wit u, I no need sugar again
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 11:33pm On Feb 04, 2011
You this borikwa, you want make my head burst? tongue
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 12:52am On Feb 05, 2011
So Tanimz na Smallie if you fumble where i dey again you go see wetin i go do you
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 1:38pm On Feb 05, 2011
‎​Ben-10 d Teacher asks Element, "Why did u bring your cat to school today?"Element replies (cryingcry ), "I heard Snthesis telling Tanimz this morning "Baby,I'm gonna eat that p[i]ussy[/i] when the kids go to school
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 3:04pm On Feb 05, 2011
^^ Why my name just dey sweet you for mouth like this? grin

bashy_demy:

So Tanimz na Smallie if you fumble where i dey again you go see wetin i go do you

Bia Boniface, you don start again. Who tell you say I be smallie. I resemble smallie for ya eye? Mschew. angry
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 10:46am On Feb 06, 2011
^^ LOL you put eyes for pocket abi no be badosky senior call you smallie up there and she knows you very well
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 2:47pm On Feb 06, 2011
^^ehmm!! Bros angry y u dey talk anyhw to my Sweet Smallie grin tongue
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 5:12pm On Feb 06, 2011
Sowie jare na your smallie dey insult me jare
Re: My Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 5:20pm On Feb 06, 2011
tanimz:

I am. But e still no mean say I be smallie. undecided
as far as u no b senior ,den wetin u come b , no b smallie tongue tongue tongue

and guys respect ur self na only me fit call am smalls o angry angry
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 5:27pm On Feb 06, 2011
^^ sad sad sad sad sad

bashy_demy:

^^ LOL you put eyes for pocket abi no be badosky senior call you smallie up there and she knows you very well

Shurrup jo!

So if she put her hand inside fire, you too go put hand join? Follow-follow. angry

snthesis:

^^ehmm!! Bros angry y u dey talk anyhw to my Sweet Smallie grin tongue

You no get right to call me smallie. I am Badosky Jnr. to you.
Re: My Jokes by chiefkpokp(m): 6:58pm On Feb 06, 2011
Come wetin una see for this Tanimz body, Una want make i lie una down abi? make una non talk to my baby anyhow for there again ooo, if not i go shot gun for this nairaland o.
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 10:58pm On Feb 06, 2011
Tanimz love charm dey affect everybody except me wey get odeshi for body
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 10:46pm On Feb 07, 2011
Ben-10 d trucker was driving his fully loaded Tanker to the top of a steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed Snthesis and Tanimz lying in the center of the road, making wild and passionate love. In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them. He realized that they were not going to stop or get out of his way, so he slammed on his brakes and stopped. He got out of the truck n walked to the front of the truck.He looked down at the two, still on the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!" Eventually, the Snthesis looked up at the Ben-10, obviously satisfied and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was cUmming, she was cUmming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 10:53pm On Feb 07, 2011
^^ Kai, Snthesis. I hope say you go buy me better thing for Valentine o. tongue

bashy_demy:

Tanimz love charm dey affect everybody except me wey get odeshi for body

Wetin you talk say you get for body? grin
Re: My Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 11:13pm On Feb 07, 2011
na wah o, serious oshi ni le pako
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 11:20pm On Feb 07, 2011
tanimz:


Wetin you talk say you get for body? grin
Do you need google before you can understand what i typed?
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 11:26pm On Feb 07, 2011
^^ You fit answer the question? grin
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 11:34pm On Feb 07, 2011
Hey Tanimz you are too small to challengge me invite anyone you like to join you night
Re: My Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 11:42pm On Feb 07, 2011
can i have d invitation leta kilon nana cheesy cheesy cheesy

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