Akpos opened his eyes after a
surgical
operation and breathed "Thank
God it's over".
A man on the other side of his
bed said,"don't be so sure, they
left an injection in my belly and
had to open it
again".
Another patient added,"same
with me but
mine was a pack of cotton
wool".
Almost immediately, the
doctor who did the operation
stormed in and
asked, "Has anyone seen my
watch?",
Akpos fainted.

A boy caught his Dad red-
handed having sex with the
house girl. D dad told
d son: “Take this 500 Naira and
make sure u don’t tell your
mum.” The son
answered:” but dad this is
unfair. Mum gave me 1000 when
i caught her
with the gate man.

A teacher asked a
student in a warri
school "what is '2'
raised to power
'5'", the student
stood up n replied "Wetin '2'
dey raise
power for '5'...dem
be mate?...'2' leave
'3', '4' come dey
raise power for
'5'...him wan die?..him no knw
say '5' use three
years senior am..."
The teacher fainted.

THINGS THAT HAPPEN ONLY IN NIGERIAN MOVIES

1. A policeman with 6-rounds
revolver keeps
shooting at armed robbers more
than 20
times...I no know say bullet dey
generate itself
like DNA..
2. A man wants to send his wife
parking,he
goes into the room and comes
out with about
3 packed bags as if the wife had
already prepared herself for
the event...wettin
go do dat fo?
3. A woman burges into a hotel
room to catch
her husband with another
woman... Abi who
gave her de key?
4. Girls wear very short
dresses,revealing their
bosoms and sky high heels to
schools but
their lecturers do nothing about
it..na dis be
true oga..
5. A ghost looks left and right
before crossing
the road...oh my Gee-sauce!(read
Jesus)
6. You can see the camera man
through the
side body of a car.... Abi??
7. A girl carries the same
hairstyle even after 2
years.. I no sabi..
8. A mother travels from the
village to
Lagos,argues with her son
about not having a male
child,then back to the
village...THE SAME DAY!!!! Abi village
dey get airport...

9ja don begin vex 4 2face say
him carry him wedding go
Dubia, go meet arab pple nd
wey b say na 4 9ja here we
dey buy him CD, na our money
he carry go dere. Dem talk say
if him sing anoda song make he
no carry am go alaba market
o, make he take am straight
go Dubia sebi na dem chop him
rice and semo.

MIKUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NICE TO 'SEE' YOU AGAIN AFTER A LONG TIME!

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NICE TO 'SEE' YOU AGAIN AFTER A LONG TIME!

Same here . . missed you lots!

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