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Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:31pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
Akpos opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "Thank God it's over". A man on the other side of his bed said,"don't be so sure, they left an injection in my belly and had to open it again". Another patient added,"same with me but mine was a pack of cotton wool". Almost immediately, the doctor who did the operation stormed in and asked, "Has anyone seen my watch?", Akpos fainted. |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:48pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
A boy caught his Dad red- handed having sex with the house girl. D dad told d son: “Take this 500 Naira and make sure u don’t tell your mum.” The son answered:” but dad this is unfair. Mum gave me 1000 when i caught her with the gate man. |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 5:15pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
A teacher asked a student in a warri school "what is '2' raised to power '5'", the student stood up n replied "Wetin '2' dey raise power for '5'...dem be mate?...'2' leave '3', '4' come dey raise power for '5'...him wan die?..him no knw say '5' use three years senior am..." The teacher fainted. |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 10:09pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
THINGS THAT HAPPEN ONLY IN NIGERIAN MOVIES 1. A policeman with 6-rounds revolver keeps shooting at armed robbers more than 20 times...I no know say bullet dey generate itself like DNA.. 2. A man wants to send his wife parking,he goes into the room and comes out with about 3 packed bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the event...wettin go do dat fo? 3. A woman burges into a hotel room to catch her husband with another woman... Abi who gave her de key? 4. Girls wear very short dresses,revealing their bosoms and sky high heels to schools but their lecturers do nothing about it..na dis be true oga.. 5. A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road...oh my Gee-sauce!(read Jesus) 6. You can see the camera man through the side body of a car.... Abi?? 7. A girl carries the same hairstyle even after 2 years.. I no sabi.. 8. A mother travels from the village to Lagos,argues with her son about not having a male child,then back to the village...THE SAME DAY!!!! Abi village dey get airport... |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 10:31pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
9ja don begin vex 4 2face say him carry him wedding go Dubia, go meet arab pple nd wey b say na 4 9ja here we dey buy him CD, na our money he carry go dere. Dem talk say if him sing anoda song make he no carry am go alaba market o, make he take am straight go Dubia sebi na dem chop him rice and semo. |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by swtchicgurl: 6:50pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
MIKUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE TO 'SEE' YOU AGAIN AFTER A LONG TIME! |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 12:23am On Mar 29, 2013 |
swtchicgurl: MIKUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! Same here . . missed you lots! |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 12:23am On Mar 29, 2013 |
EASTER SCRATCH AND WIN PROMO!!! Win a BLACKBERRY, a CAR, and a HOUSE in ABUJA...Use a sharp object to scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ You can be a lucky winner!!! what u see is what u win!!! Use knife 4 easy scratchin. Good luck. |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by swtchicgurl: 8:03pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
mikuz: EASTER SCRATCH AND WIN mikuz: EASTER SCRATCH AND WIN |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nobody: 12:37pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
Tight!!! |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by jbblues24(m): 5:12pm On May 31, 2019 |
I never meant to cause you any sorrow. I never meant to cause you any pain. I only wanted to one time see you laughing. I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain. |
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