Dear nairaland,
I am seriously depressed. There are some occasions I couldn't talk because they would see me as small boy. And I am a 30+ year old, a programmer and a millionaire with some assets. I really have many challenges related to my small body. There was even a time I went to a bar to just have some pepper soup and these hard drinks, all sums to 25,000 naira. The lady attending to me was like who send you come buy these stuffs.

Please is there any help you can render that can make me grow big? I have used a lot of drugs and eat much goodies. I think there is a lot advantages with big bodies. Please i need a mature response and advice.

Let's see your smallish tall stature first

Cut your balls, research shows castrated males grow larger

lenge kpata boys group,thats what my friend call your type.Atleast you are tall,thats ok

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Dear nairaland,
I am seriously depressed. There are some occasions I couldn't talk because they would see me as small boy. And I am a 30+ year old, a programmer and a millionaire with some assets. I really have many challenges related to my small body. There was even a time I went to a bar to just have some pepper soup and these hard drinks, all sums to 25,000 naira. The lady attending to me was like who send you come buy these stuffs.

Please is there any help you can render that can make me grow big? I have used a lot of drugs and eat much goodies. I think there is a lot advantages with big bodies. Please i need a mature response and advice.

Abeg no vex, just allow me laugh small at the boldfaced

Okay I am done laughing. You can start going to the gym and lifting weights, avoid cardio. Do the full body exercises (the man makers) like deadlifts, squats, overhead presses or military presses and bench presses. Then start taking Apetamin. Cheers bro

accept nature.

Looking down on yourself shows that you have low self esteem. Happiness is not out there for you to find. It is within. You tend to create problems that aren't there for yourself. I'm sure height would be the last thing on the mad man's mind. Be greatful for the privileges you have and be happy.

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Dear nairaland,
I am seriously depressed. There are some occasions I couldn't talk because they would see me as small boy. And I am a 30+ year old, a programmer and a millionaire with some assets. I really have many challenges related to my small body. There was even a time I went to a bar to just have some pepper soup and these hard drinks, all sums to 25,000 naira. The lady attending to me was like who send you come buy these stuffs.

Please is there any help you can render that can make me grow big? I have used a lot of drugs and eat much goodies. I think there is a lot advantages with big bodies. Please i need a mature response and advice.

Love yourself Man!
Accept Nature

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Dear nairaland,
I am seriously depressed. There are some occasions I couldn't talk because they would see me as small boy. And I am a 30+ year old, a programmer and a millionaire with some assets. I really have many challenges related to my small body. There was even a time I went to a bar to just have some pepper soup and these hard drinks, all sums to 25,000 naira. The lady attending to me was like who send you come buy these stuffs.

Please is there any help you can render that can make me grow big? I have used a lot of drugs and eat much goodies. I think there is a lot advantages with big bodies. Please i need a mature response and advice.

You are not serious. So of all the things to be depressed about it's your skinny ass that you're whining about. You no get problem. Come let's trade places.

Your body is small but your wallet is big, I don't see a problem with that. It will be a problem if the reverse is the case here and trust me brotherly, you won't want that.

If people look down on you too much because of your small body, buy a big size SUV and intimidate them back.

Drink peak milk everyday

You'll get fat

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Dear nairaland,
I am seriously depressed. There are some occasions I couldn't talk because they would see me as small boy. And I am a 30+ year old, a programmer and a millionaire with some assets. I really have many challenges related to my small body. There was even a time I went to a bar to just have some pepper soup and these hard drinks, all sums to 25,000 naira. The lady attending to me was like who send you come buy these stuffs.

Please is there any help you can render that can make me grow big? I have used a lot of drugs and eat much goodies. I think there is a lot advantages with big bodies. Please i need a mature response and advice.

you for kuku tell us say you wan trend onto say you get money na.... small stature kill u there

What you dislike'bout yourself may be envied by others. Be first you. You really don't need to make people accept you if you can't accept yourself.
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Some are blind, some are dwarfs, some are crippled, and some are dead. Are you trying to show ingratitude to the giver of life? I repeat, be first you.

This life no balance... If only I can sale small of my height... U fit hire me as ur bouncer though or anytime u wan go Rugged places like bars and bet9ja shop, ashawo center... Me and u follow then u go tell them that I am your snr brother

Go and marry. thank me later

askings:
Dear nairaland,
I am seriously depressed. There are some occasions I couldn't talk because they would see me as small boy. And I am a 30+ year old, a programmer and a millionaire with some assets. I really have many challenges related to my small body. There was even a time I went to a bar to just have some pepper soup and these hard drinks, all sums to 25,000 naira. The lady attending to me was like who send you come buy these stuffs.

Please is there any help you can render that can make me grow big? I have used a lot of drugs and eat much goodies. I think there is a lot advantages with big bodies. Please i need a mature response and advice.

Do a little giveaway to everyone that have commented to your post so far and come testify after three months

Yes do small giveaway
And see how God will bless you with the big stature you want

Pictures or ionbeleaveu

J111333:
Your body is small but your wallet is big, I don't see a problem with that. It will be a problem if the reverse is the case here and trust me brotherly, you won't want that.

If people look down on you too much because of your small body, buy a big size SUV and intimidate them back.

You deserve one chilled bottle

If u re millionaire help pple

You really dont realized you have a gift... Despite being 30 you are not mature yet. How can 'LOOKING YOUNGER THAN YOUR AGE' depress somebody. Something people use millions to find.

Embrace and enjoy the rare gift God gave you and stop disturbing our peace in Nairaland

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Dear nairaland,
I am seriously depressed. There are some occasions I couldn't talk because they would see me as small boy. And I am a 30+ year old, a programmer and a millionaire with some assets. I really have many challenges related to my small body. There was even a time I went to a bar to just have some pepper soup and these hard drinks, all sums to 25,000 naira. The lady attending to me was like who send you come buy these stuffs.

Please is there any help you can render that can make me grow big? I have used a lot of drugs and eat much goodies. I think there is a lot advantages with big bodies. Please i need a mature response and advice.

probably big body is not your thing.dont force what is not there.
pls can you mentor me on programming.
am an undergraduate

I was once skinny and smallish. I used High intensity interval training. Now I'm big, and bold lol

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There was even a time I went to a bar to just have some pepper soup.. .... the lady attending to me was like who send you come buy these stuffs.

....no comment Mr Tall Small Stature.

Kids everywhere.

You are 30 and still actin like a kid and to crown it all you have money. Bros, you fall my hand.

Check out shatta bundle, wizkid, and many more celebrities out there. If you think you need a huge body then you are wrong, it's all about your mindset and confidence. Forget shit, nobody cares.

Pics or idonblvit

leonard002:
I was once skinny and smallish. I used High intensity interval training. Now I'm big, and bold lol

GBAM at the boldfaced.

I already gave him my advice earlier. If he wants to get big and ripped hit the gym and do full body exercises.

Queenflourish:
Yes do small giveaway
And see how God will bless you with the big stature you want

Really? A giveaway is all you can think of

UDUJ:


GBAM at the boldfaced.

I already gave him my advice earlier. If he wants to get big and ripped hit the gym and do full body exercises.

You want him to look like a brief version of Dwayne Johnson?

Galactico4ever:
Really? A giveaway is all you can think of

Why quoting me na?
I offend you ni?
Are you op?