stanliwise:
You are bored and you decided to starter texting yourself.

Freestainworld:
two things are involved, either it ends in tears or in praise.

finnestdope:


Check the timing dude, it could never had be me typing on both phones at the same second/minute

Chill, it was I and bae

stanliwise:

Slap your self for telling a girl the most stupid statement in the planet

You’ve broken real men code of conduct.

GeneralKoko:
Poor punctuation,poor diction Tueh!!!!! Abbreviations like primary school pupils . Nawa oh! This is why education should be free

You and your bae needs to repeat primary 1

finnestdope:


Damn! I asked if we could be friends? what's bad there?

Oh, I could have just asked her out immediately?

Well, for the record, I'm not a playboy, so I don't play around with ladies - what I need from you, I'll tell you that straight up!

finnestdope:


I dare you to spot a wrong sentence or word in my messages (mine oh)

Just one sentence without punctuation!

finnestdope:


Damn! I asked if we could be friends? what's bad there?

Oh, I could have just asked her out immediately?

Well, for the record, I'm not a playboy, so I don't play around with ladies - what I need from you, I'll tell you that straight up!

GeneralKoko:


You may not be a playboy but you suck at "Chyking"

You are lucky you are doing it in backward climes
Come to PH
This your skill won't even get you an underage pussy

stanliwise:

You should never tell a girl you want to be her friend. Except you want to.
I thought you were toasting her??
Nobody real confesses their true feeling so don’t go asking such questions again. Moreso their are many beginner stuff you said in that chat

finnestdope:


Well, truth be told, I've never chyked a girl, yea, and I'm serious! I'm well-aged above 20 tho, not like amma kid.

Even bae sef, if I tell you how we take start, so damn funny .

So, if you say I'm a beginner, I will accept, and I'm not willing to improve - what am I even saying.

Good night man

stanliwise:

Goodnight to you also.
When girls later deal with you mercilessly
You will later join Nairaland redpill to wail how you hate women and how other guys are simp

finnestdope:


Not EVERYONE is ALWAYS UNLUCKY

stanliwise:
You are bored and you decided to starter texting yourself.

But if any reality is in the chat. I saw “I wanna be your friend”.

If you typed that, please slap yourself on the face right now!! I mean three hot slaps.

Thank you for your cooperation

Olanrefront3355:


It will end in premium tears o... If that's not you chatting with yourself then you need to run

You sent a message in 10:29 telling her your physique and all.... Then she replied with a text of 21lines at exactly 10:30 The 21lines would probably take her 2-4mins to conclude typing (she has to think about what to write, could be more than 4mins sef)

How she wrote all that in 1min/less? She already has it sent to multiple persons, she merely copied and pasted again....

Your babe is a doer

finnestdope:


Lol, I'm not interested in having the best chyking skills just to win underage or above-age girls to my bed.

Lol, if a girl doesn't like my flow, she's free to check the next guy!

Olanrefront3355:


It will end in premium tears o... If that's not you chatting with yourself then you need to run

You sent a message in 10:29 telling her your physique and all.... Then she replied with a text of 21lines at exactly 10:30 The 21lines would probably take her 2-4mins to conclude typing (she has to think about what to write, could be more than 4mins sef)

How she wrote all that in 1min/less? She already has it sent to multiple persons, she merely copied and pasted again....

Your babe is a doer

LizBathory:
jealous, hating monkeys on this thread

op carry go Jareh and enjoy your bae; NL is full of horn.y, frustrated fools who lack the ability to even chat up a girl, talk less of having a girlfriend

see how many of them are accusing you of chatting with yourself, they do not understand how you can get a woman

see them criticizing your grammar, with all their Queen's English, why are they in a committed relationship with their vaseline

useless people

Olanrefront3355:


It will end in premium tears o... If that's not you chatting with yourself then you need to run

You sent a message in 10:29 telling her your physique and all.... Then she replied with a text of 21lines at exactly 10:30 The 21lines would probably take her 2-4mins to conclude typing (she has to think about what to write, could be more than 4mins sef)

How she wrote all that in 1min/less? She already has it sent to multiple persons, she merely copied and pasted again....

Your babe is a doer

GeneralKoko:
Poor punctuation,poor diction Tueh!!!!! Abbreviations like primary school pupils . Nawa oh! This is why education should be free

You and your bae NEEDS to repeat primary 1

Missyford31:


Am tall but also short��