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10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by DenreleDave(m): 9:32pm On Oct 11, 2020

Soapying is better than this one wey u dey do bro...

Advantages of soapying/masturbating

1. No STDs
2. No heartbreaks
3. No expenses( booking rooms,condom,foods etc)
4. You get to fhuck woman of your choice through powerful imagination ( I don fhuck beyonce and stallion more than 20 times )
5. No pregnancy risk
6. No Abortion
7. It is legal
8. No risk of girl dying under ACTION( cos I know say u no get joy )
9. No financial commitment
10. Peace of mind..

Writer: seanwilliam grin

Cc: my wives Luftwaffe Amatarasha

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by HRHQueenPhil(f): 9:37pm On Oct 11, 2020

One reason u shld not masturbate
1. It is a sin

Please run away from it ..don't allow it corrupt your mind, carnally minded is death..to be spiritually minded is life and peace grin

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by Amatarasha(f): 9:39pm On Oct 11, 2020

DenreleDave:
Soapying is better than this one wey u dey do bro...

Advantages of soapying/masturbating

1. No STDs
2. No heartbreaks
3. No expenses( booking rooms,condom,foods etc)
4. You get to fhuck woman of your choice through powerful imagination ( I don fhuck beyonce and stallion more than 20 times )
5. No pregnancy risk
6. No Abortion
7. It is legal
8. No risk of girl dying under ACTION( cos I know say u no get joy )
9. No financial commitment
10. Peace of mind..

Writer: seanwilliam

Cc: my wives Luftwaffe Amatarasha

quite nice

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by DenreleDave(m): 9:40pm On Oct 11, 2020

HRHQueenPhil:
One reason u shld not masturbate
1. It is a sin

Please run away from it ..don't allow it corrupt your mind, carnally minded is death..to be spiritually minded is life and peace

Just one reason to counter 10 Reasons..

U no try at all embarassed

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by Nobody: 9:45pm On Oct 11, 2020

For me, The problem is not masturbating, but the guilty conscience of doing it

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by DenreleDave(m): 9:46pm On Oct 11, 2020

Xoly:
For me, The problem is not masturbating, but the guilty conscience of doing it

Is there any guilty conscience..

I av never masturbated, so I don't know how it feels

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by internationalman(m): 9:51pm On Oct 11, 2020

Story ...

Would you masturbate if there is a pussie readily available on a platter of Gold

I was so addicted to masturbation that i masturbated 5 times consequently led to me collapsing as i was on the queue in a bank...

I was so depressed that I'd rather prefer to fvck an HIV positive girl than masturbate If it was within my power

I'm Still struggling to stop now but the frequency with which I do it now has reduced drastically.

Needless to say PIED struggles it caused me

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by Nobody: 9:51pm On Oct 11, 2020

DenreleDave:

Is there any guilty conscience..

I av never masturbated, so I don't know how it feels

Yes, that's why after masturbat1ng, some guys will delete porns that they downloaded during the action.
They do it because they feel guilty after masturbat1ng.

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by DenreleDave(m): 9:52pm On Oct 11, 2020

internationalman:
Story ...

Would you masturbate if there is a pussie readily available on a platter of Gold

I was so addicted to masturbation that i masturbated 5 times consequently led to me collapsing as i was on the queue in a bank...

I was so depressed that I'd rather prefer to fvck an HIV positive girl than masturbate If it was within my power

I'm Still struggling to stop now but the frequency with which I do it now has reduced drastically.

Needless to say PIED struggles it caused me

Lies.. U can't do that... Fear of the stigma wunt let u do it

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by Nobody: 9:53pm On Oct 11, 2020

Masturbation is bad, young guys should try as much as possible to control their sexual urges and direct their energies into creating a better life and future for themselves. Masturbation ruins you physically and mentally, it turns you to a lazy youth. That semen you are wasting on a regular basis, if you know what it takes for your body to produce it you will begin to preserve it by all means.

DenreleDave:
Soapying is better than this one wey u dey do bro...

Advantages of soapying/masturbating

1. No STDs
2. No heartbreaks
3. No expenses( booking rooms,condom,foods etc)
4. You get to fhuck woman of your choice through powerful imagination ( I don fhuck beyonce and stallion more than 20 times )
5. No pregnancy risk
6. No Abortion
7. It is legal
8. No risk of girl dying under ACTION( cos I know say u no get joy )
9. No financial commitment
10. Peace of mind..

Writer: seanwilliam

Cc: my wives Luftwaffe Amatarasha

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by internationalman(m): 10:00pm On Oct 11, 2020

DenreleDave:

Lies.. U can't do that... Fear of the stigma wunt let u do it

If depression can cause people to commit suicide what makes you think this isn't a walk in the park for me

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by Nobody: 11:14pm On Oct 11, 2020

Denrele has finally gone mad

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by MrCork: 11:17pm On Oct 11, 2020

DenreleDave:
Soapying is better than this one wey u dey do bro...

Advantages of soapying/masturbating

1. No STDs
2. No heartbreaks
3. No expenses( booking rooms,condom,foods etc)
4. You get to fhuck woman of your choice through powerful imagination ( I don fhuck beyonce and stallion more than 20 times )
5. No pregnancy risk
6. No Abortion
7. It is legal
8. No risk of girl dying under ACTION( cos I know say u no get joy )
9. No financial commitment
10. Peace of mind..

Writer: seanwilliam

Cc: my wives Luftwaffe Amatarasha

U need 10 reason to self service?...bro ru ok in the head?(no oofense) angry

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by yarimo(m): 12:43am On Oct 12, 2020

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DenreleDave:
Soapying is better than this one wey u dey do bro...

Advantages of soapying/masturbating

1. No STDs
2. No heartbreaks
3. No expenses( booking rooms,condom,foods etc)
4. You get to fhuck woman of your choice through powerful imagination ( I don fhuck beyonce and stallion more than 20 times )
5. No pregnancy risk
6. No Abortion
7. It is legal
8. No risk of girl dying under ACTION( cos I know say u no get joy )
9. No financial commitment
10. Peace of mind..

Writer: seanwilliam

Cc: my wives Luftwaffe Amatarasha

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:09am On Oct 12, 2020

The fvck

Niggarr!!

I think masturbation is for pussy ass niggarrs who don't get steady pussy, so they gotta jerk the life force out of them.

Real niggarrs get out there and get girls, thus they get pussy.

I'd go for a girl with some nice tits and a tight pussy over for some fvck shit self-service anyday anytime once in the wee hours of Mondays.

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by Judybash93(m): 3:10am On Oct 12, 2020

PUNAengineOIL:
Masturbation is bad, young guys should try as much as possible to control their sexual urges and direct their energies into creating a better life and future for themselves. Masturbation ruins you physically and mentally, it turns you to a lazy youth. That semen you are wasting on a regular basis, if you know what it takes for your body to produce it you will begin to preserve it by all means.

Since you know, can you please tell us?

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by davooomat(m): 3:20am On Oct 12, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNYKRZTu7ts

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by babatunji91185: 5:00am On Oct 12, 2020

Denrele has finally gone wacko

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by stonemasonn: 5:56am On Oct 12, 2020

PUNAengineOIL:
Masturbation is bad, young guys should try as much as possible to control their sexual urges and direct their energies into creating a better life and future for themselves. Masturbation ruins you physically and mentally, it turns you to a lazy youth. That semen you are wasting on a regular basis, if you know what it takes for your body to produce it you will begin to preserve it by all means.

Semen wasn't designed to be preserved.

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by DenreleDave(m): 6:10am On Oct 12, 2020

babatunji91185:
Denrele has finally gone wacko

Abouwaza:
Denrele has finally gone mad

Are you guys the same person? tongue

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by Truthteller2020: 6:33am On Oct 12, 2020

internationalman:
Story ...

Would you masturbate if there is a pussie readily available on a platter of Gold

I was so addicted to masturbation that i masturbated 5 times consequently led to me collapsing as i was on the queue in a bank...

I was so depressed that I'd rather prefer to fvck an HIV positive girl than masturbate If it was within my power

I'm Still struggling to stop now but the frequency with which I do it now has reduced drastically.

Needless to say PIED struggles it caused me

I can use the whole day to write about the damages masturbating cost.. Nothing can make me ever masturbate

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Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by kmaster007: 7:09am On Oct 12, 2020

DenreleDave:
Soapying is better than this one wey u dey do bro...

Advantages of soapying/masturbating

1. No STDs
2. No heartbreaks
3. No expenses( booking rooms,condom,foods etc)
4. You get to fhuck woman of your choice through powerful imagination ( I don fhuck beyonce and stallion more than 20 times )
5. No pregnancy risk
6. No Abortion
7. It is legal
8. No risk of girl dying under ACTION( cos I know say u no get joy )
9. No financial commitment
10. Peace of mind..

Writer: seanwilliam

Cc: my wives Luftwaffe Amatarasha

you die young

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by Nobody: 7:47am On Oct 12, 2020

Tae tae na hin I don know say this op no get sense
You see say he just change his gender from F to M grin

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by DenreleDave(m): 7:52am On Oct 12, 2020

ZIINI:
Tae tae na hin I don know say this op no get sense
You see say he just change his gender from F to M

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by DenreleDave(m): 8:37am On Oct 12, 2020

Dporscheoutsyd:
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Are u okay at all

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by Columbine(m): 8:39am On Oct 12, 2020

most people who masturbate wants to get out of it, this shows it does more harm than good

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by Vexaf: 8:50am On Oct 12, 2020

stop masturbating

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by sanmtiago(m): 8:52am On Oct 12, 2020

We don’t know what to believe again.. masturbation effect is kind of subjective

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