Camelot65:
Entered a bank, was about to take a sharp turn...... You can guess the rest

"Eyya sorry" said some people, while some were giggling

chatinent:



I go village one time. As per Lasgidi guy, I wanted to show my mates then I was a guru. I made them believe if you are from Lagos, you are like a grandpa in knowledge.


We were riding bicycles. I rode without touching the control handle. I say make I adjust sit well on that speed, if you see how I bounce for ground eh.


Wetin one woman tell me na ‘abeg, take it easy, maka the ground o, make you no come spoil am.’

I died in me.

LMAO .......that woman is savage

czarr:
Looks like we are running out of topics....which one is most ashamed.

Camelot65:
LMAO .......that woman is savage

Tadeknkeepcalm:
You and this your lie lie experiences. You no go see FP enter

raphretle:
Hmm... was walking down the road taking my Sugar cane jejely...
Not minding anything that's happening around...
Naso I just hear my name... turned, Lo and behold it was my crush..
She spoke to me but I couldn't as I had a bite of the sugar cane in my mouth and the water was going down my throat...
I tried to talk but no way I was choked.. come see as I dey cough and struggling to breath, tears follow am join...
I just felt like to varnish...
Naso this girl just Waka go instead of sympathizing with me...

Dreadlock69:
Where I wan start from
Shey na the day where I wear torn playpant enter street wey werey girls dey ,I come dey give them levels but no know say. My playpant draw vertical line for back

Or the one wey my stupid friend wey I tell make him hold my clothes say I wan use boxer ,singlet and shoe play ball, the guy carry my clothes go him house I come trek from feild reach house with boxer and singlet my girlfriend come pass see me ,them come laugh me for school for one week I know hear word
Or the one wey my slippers disappointed me for express road carry am for hand Waka go house my bae see I wan commot face but she tell me make I know shame

virginprincess:
Chatinent you are alway having experience, may God help you.

Valnel:
Funny enough growing up wasn't really rosy, we weren't used to going to eateries or so, I guess in my 2007, I went on a date to tantalizers for the very ist time and you see I haven't really come across tinted glasses, neither did I know how it works, well my date was already calling me, was late and I got to the venue (those days tantalizers had tinted glasses), I went to the back, looking at the mirror, I was adjusting my polo, checking myself out and all, I was oblivious of the fact that people inside were seeing me and so was my date, when I finish oo, I go front, enter even the security guy wey open door laugh wan kill am , e come be like say everybody dey look me dey laugh dey smile, Lo and behold I come see through the glass where I was standing and rubbing my powder and all, shame wan kee me, I swear ni

Uzomacharles:
If you don mess for your crush front unknowingly..

Make I leave talk for another day

prince2pac:
bike man wait

Stephenmoka4:
When I wanted to pay the vendor of the snack segment in ShopRite instead of the cashier.

Trying to find the soap button/knob and stopping the tap from running in the bathroom (ShopRite).




All, first time.

Of course, couldn't hold a live chicken.

chatinent:



Lol.

Ma, if you are open-minded, you'll also agree with me that life itself is an experience.


All your experiences in life cannot contain a library.

More to that is I love reading experiences.


You are welcome.

virginprincess:
True, but not all experiences you bring to nairaland.