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Poll: Are hair products made under the sea (by mermaids etc)?Yes, it's the work of the devil: 13% (12 votes)No, this is utterly ridiculous: 86% (80 votes) This poll has ended |
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Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by kellorah: 2:35am On Jul 02, 2007 |
prolly had nightmares after hearing stories like these. can't say i blame them. |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by Nobody: 2:35am On Jul 02, 2007 |
kellorah: lol lady koi koi was universal as far as girls schools were concerned. I dare say,we made her omnipresent lol |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by kellorah: 2:38am On Jul 02, 2007 |
lol, true. she was more famous than people who existed. that's how bad it was. there's was this other one about looking under ur legs and not seeing the person behind you, but when u turned around normally, you'd see them, smthn lyk dat neway like, wtf?!! |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by spoilt(f): 2:38am On Jul 02, 2007 |
i went to an all girls high school too and there was a notorious witch in my room. i kid you not, some of the things i saw in that room at night defy all logic. but when i think of them now i dont know what to make of them. she used to fly. also heard that another student would always uproot her head from her neck and spend the night braiding her own head on her laps untill she was caught. bizarre! |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by kellorah: 2:44am On Jul 02, 2007 |
lmfao, i heard that one of the head as well. but @ d end of the day, the hairstyles weren't exactly ones to 'die' for, did she REALLY fly? sure u girls weren't high or something? |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by spoilt(f): 2:45am On Jul 02, 2007 |
i must have been as high as a kite. there's no other explanation. |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by Nobody: 2:48am On Jul 02, 2007 |
kellorah: chei lol You people should have recruited her services to fly to the staffroom and fish out the exam questions |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by kellorah: 2:51am On Jul 02, 2007 |
so true!!!! ^^^ if they were the demons they claimed to be, they should've been able to get hold of the exam papers before the day of the exam. not so powerful afterall. |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by spoilt(f): 2:53am On Jul 02, 2007 |
babyosisi: babyosisi you no well. you have me laughing so hard i woke my baby up. take your time. we should have used her powers to our advantage. maybe to fly into the dining hall and steal food for us. (we were always hungry) that would have been freaking genius. but then i was so terrified of her. i used to sleep with my eyes open waiting for her to come for me. |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by kellorah: 2:55am On Jul 02, 2007 |
i hope we don't dream of stuff like this tonight. i'm outta here. na nyt gals. pray for these 'possessed' people. i think they are insane. that's the only explanation for their behaviour, anyway. |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by Nobody: 2:56am On Jul 02, 2007 |
Naija is an interesting place. Where most people die of "brief illness",lol When I was a little child and read all those obituaries on the Nigerian times,I thought there was an illness called brief illness because everyone seemed to die of it |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by Nobody: 2:57am On Jul 02, 2007 |
goodnite,my bed's calling me too. Hubby is away so I'm all alone |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by Nobody: 9:13am On Jul 02, 2007 |
When we were in school, my best friend claimed to be possessed, but the demons only came out when it was time to work or when any Senior wants to flog her, she will give the Senior a thourough beating and claim she was controlled by demons. However, she was completely delivered of the demons when we became senior students |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by omoge(f): 12:20pm On Jul 02, 2007 |
yes naija full of different things. ''that iroko tree'' our neighbor just entered o! there is a pot inside. how funny when i look back now. the witch just confessed she killed so and so and so. catch that praying mantis, break the leg, next morning someone is walking with a bad leg so he/she must have been the praying mantis weird stories. agree there are things we can't explain but all this weird stories calls for real investigation. the baba might have given poisonious plant to add to meal to kill someone rather than witchcraft being used. some sickness might have been ravaging the body without the person knowing instead of oh the wife or the family killed her. fibroid may have been inside the belly instead of oh she get belle for 10years. jam mammy water and she will make you rich. mammy water get mansion for under sea. if you meet am, she will make u rich, dig on where a rainbow is and you will be rich Our society self |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by ne4real(f): 10:14am On Jul 03, 2007 |
nnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!! |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by bodsibobo(m): 5:20pm On Jul 03, 2007 |
Meeeeeeen, Can you guys believe that I have been seeing this topic on Nairaland and never opened it until yesterday. I actually read all the contributions one-by-one, I don nearly die of laughter. This is the most interesting thread ever to be posted on Nairaland. I have never laughed like this in my life. In fact people in my office no just understand wether I don dey craze. Under seas ko, Under moon ni. |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by lysaa(f): 9:18pm On Jul 03, 2007 |
yeah, me too, i have been reading through since and i've been laughing nodding and shaking my head at diff replies. @post, Its not true that hair products and other comsetics are made undersea or by marine spirits. There is no building under the sea or company that produces stuff, moreover, the spiritual can't function in the physical. for example, u are a spirit u have a soul and live in the body. now your body is your earth suit to function on this earth but by the time u. .the real u(spirit) checks out of the suit, the body becomes lifeless and with time, turns back to dust that it came from. while the real u goes to give account of the life lived. However, there are forces in the realm of the spirit, they are everywhere in the world, in the air, sea, under earth-i mean everywhere. But its left for u to overcome them by the words of your testimony (not those cork and bull stories u hear on tapes or read but by speaking the right word of God at each particular time) and with the Blood of the Lamb. My mom told us how that a lady in the village went to the stream to swim like other children and didn't come out until the 7th day. And then the lady became a spiritual consultant. lol. My mom was a witness to these facts but these are manipulations of the devil to get at the children of men, to prey on their innocent souls. the devils has nothing to say but lies, he has being the master deceiver and diguise. so, mind who and what u listen to. I believe u are a christian, but u should bear in mind that a Christian is superior to the devil. You have to change your mind set towards life and live as a champion. You can't say because they say a product is contaminated by demons u shouldn't use it anymore. child of God, who should be avoiding who? If there are devils in it, when the relaxer or lip stick touches your body, it should check out because u carry God-the bigger one in u, and for real, u should be conscious of that fact. Have the right mentality. what u think is based on the information u pay attention to and is what u'd say, what u say is what u attract and become. So think on God's word. Think on positive things. Same applies when u are demon conscious based on demonic info, u speak them and attract them to your life. My advice -really really think right I mean, work on your thinking. |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by DisGuy: 11:59pm On Jul 03, 2007 |
whyare you guys lying, i told you im the general manager at one of the biggest under-sea cosmetic company in the Pastors have to eat |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by Theodora(f): 12:01am On Jul 04, 2007 |
Apparently being able to readand write is not just enough. I don't blame the person who posted this topic, he probably does not take vicks lemon plus because it is manufactured by demons too, yea one other thing tell your wife, sisters and mother not to use Always Sanitary pad cos its supposedly manufactured under water too. Change your mindset man u need to get a life and am sure the mermaids are not even as creative as we give them credit for, that is if they truly exist |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by Nobody: 12:19am On Jul 04, 2007 |
hair product under sea.this has to be the funniest thread.but let me share a secret not only hair products even boxers,cars, virtually everything.so please dont use any product at all. the person who posted this topic an sure is living close to a beach.who knows what next .maybe yaruada is from outer space. |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by femorra(m): 12:37am On Jul 04, 2007 |
i know that this post might have sounded funny but friends beware there is a lot more unseen than is seen and the unseen is more real than the seen i wouldn't over look this post so easily |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by femorra(m): 12:40am On Jul 04, 2007 |
ignorance or unbelief has never been an excuse and will never be i have no evidence of underseas but i've heard about it often enough not to totally disbelieve it |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by DisGuy: 12:46am On Jul 04, 2007 |
femorra: if you were to be working for let say UBA working 9-5 spending 8 hours a day in Lagos traffic getting home at 10pm you wont really have time to believe crap.naija people get tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime! |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by spoilt(f): 4:40am On Jul 04, 2007 |
bodsibobo: me too. i laughed so hard they thought i was crazy! we nigerians will believe anything! |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by lysaa(f): 9:49am On Jul 04, 2007 |
Dis Guy: Dis Guy, u are one unique funny person, i swear. |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by ilabor: 1:52pm On Jul 04, 2007 |
i know that this post might have sounded funny but friends beware there is a lot more unseen than is seen and the unseen is more real than the seen i wouldn't over look this post so easilyyou may be right in your observation, but you should also remember that we live in a world where you do not see what you are looking at. you see only what you want to see! |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by ow11(m): 5:10pm On Jul 04, 2007 |
YES!!! If you use them you will die!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by stanech: 5:13pm On Jul 04, 2007 |
This is not a joking matter please. If u want to visit any of the factories come to the bar beach with 7 white Hen 3 white candles and a white Goat When you get there you can call my number 080123456789 Then a boat will appear make sure you sail on the boat to about 15km offshore then you can jump into the water Remembe time is 12pm |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by lysaa(f): 11:08pm On Jul 04, 2007 |
iight, one time in edo state, b side to be precised, a naked woman was found clinging on to high tension wire, when she was asked how she got there, she said she was flying but her fuel got finished on the way, thats how. meanwhile she was still high up there answering all the questions and wasn't having any electric shock from it.lol. its strange when u see such things tho but they dont move me. They are just distractions i ignore like a fly. |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by spoilt(f): 11:45pm On Jul 04, 2007 |
lysaa: roflmao. she wasn't getting any electric shocks? that's funny. |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by lysaa(f): 12:10am On Jul 05, 2007 |
LOL, its true oh, i watched it on teevee cos she was videoed on the high tension wire, no electric shocks o |
Re: Are Hair Products Made Under-seas? by akara(m): 4:32pm On Jul 05, 2007 |
more like the more you look the less you see. |
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