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Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 8:51pm On Mar 15, 2011
Now dats wats am talkin bout.spice up d place a bit,cant wait to c d replies.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by dani1luv: 9:01pm On Mar 15, 2011
Chykason:

guy, you, efe and yinka 2 much jare. .let's say d wonderful bar is closed for renovations https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-622106.96.html
is dis supposed 2 be jealousy
werrin concern spa concern bar
Is dat y u came 2 d bar postin nansence
you made a mistake!
I came hia 2 catch fun my own way!
Go give him a [s]bIow-job BJ too. Chykason doesn't give a hoot[/s] cool cool cool cool
SMH

**AS FOR DANI, WHY DID YOU LOCK THAT THREAD AND CHANGE THIS ONE TO A BAR . .food for thought** a guilty conscience fears no accuser
i pity a man washing his wife's underwear when she hasn't ordered him to do so! You can't bet if she likes it.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Dani, girl wuman lappa, ya know d last time u pissed me off what i did?
for pissing me off now, you deserve a wonderful ridicule joke. .out in stores soon. .subscribe cool cool cool


gaddamnit, c this two left legged okro seller grin grin grin
If i had lock this thread and left your thread;i would be criticized by myfellow mods and jokers. .for bin bias.
So baby boy; wetin concine you if na woman nyash i dey follow.; just take style tell me say u nid one.
You and that ya pentium 2 laptop sef. . why ya brain come dey ceize. . .plus y u det stutter
duhh, seems you nid me to pay you off ya salary; dont worry wld pay u 6 months in adv. 6k 4 d 6 months bah. . . cheesy
I nor get ya time
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 9:04pm On Mar 15, 2011
@ chyk
Dude close ur gums mann, all he did was fair he asked sum1 to open a thread and I did which u came to play as well, suddendly  u took upon ur sef to open anoda off topic joint were u racing a comptetion undecided lipsrsealed. we totally use our swagger differently I wanted a spa so my hommies cud let dier head down and chill sometin  a lil different to normal owanbe razz beer pArlour u boys kip openin up .u went str8 for a rap battle dere  u dint nid to tell me to go fluting not evry are experts wiv. orals and asss wipes aooo pls don't direct such quotes to me , not normal for me to warn pips I attack str8 away respect.ursef o bcus Badosskys mouth is rotten I can assure I sting wink
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 9:11pm On Mar 15, 2011
Lets go dere!
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Chykason(m): 9:12pm On Mar 15, 2011
yinkalink:

Wey everybody nah?
People coming here expects to see jokes. .
The truth is bitter. .A house built on a shaky foundation will surely collapse one day. .
THIS SPA IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN JOKE SECTION. .judging by d posts, It should be in the SEXUALITY SECTION. .na so so show me ur peniis, come touch my arse, my legs are vibrating, let me fumble ya breastz, my arse is red hot waitin 4 u. . EL-GUAPO don tire to fling his thing 4 here sef. .
These things are not jokes. .
[size=32pt]Idowu, try crack joke small, na joke section you dey!!![/size]
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 9:14pm On Mar 15, 2011
@Chykason;guy no mind them jooor,them no fit stand for ur front;u pass them 100 percent.
@I'd;wetin fly enter your head!See her mouth wey she take dey talk gibberish.
I go still repeat am say CHYKASON better pass u for this Job.If he pain u go HUG HIGH TENSION WIRE, msccccchhhheeeeww
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Chykason(m): 9:21pm On Mar 15, 2011
The reason you gave for locking my thread was fine. .i don't doubt it

oya start from d beginning of this thread. .read all d posts and tell me whether it shouldn't be in SEXUALITY SECTION. It's X-RATED. NO JOKES.

For being a fair man i hope you to be, what do you have to say

Is dat not a good reason to move threads?

[s]silence will only haunt you. It'll only boomerang![/s]
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 9:26pm On Mar 15, 2011
@I'd;abeg I no wan see ur nyansh;pls roll in your jokes
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 9:28pm On Mar 15, 2011
@chyk
I no u hurt sorri ur thread got locked ,was ur thread funny to u plllls stop hating and strt bin nice cus my thread is stayin

@brite
I don't blame  u @ al na so pharaoh do d israelities na hin chyk go do u wen he's finiished usin u 2 protest . U nid pain killers u defo have a bad miggrane odechuckwu

Bck on topic jare
Yinka do u need a manicure , got some cupcakes care 4 some hun
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 9:32pm On Mar 15, 2011
Oh mi gawd! People dey vex. E neva reach all dis yarn now. No more beef abeg
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 9:35pm On Mar 15, 2011
Chyl u new here shey all off topic. Thread aRe xrated from 2 seasons bck evryone talks intimately woeva rockss ur boat u talk na off topic so much pain over thread quit bleeding and stop derailing iF u. Don't blawwwwwdy like it hereee get d heck out sefini daaaaaaamnnnnn angry angry
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Chykason(m): 9:45pm On Mar 15, 2011
**joke aside**
Dani, are you a man of honour?
Your judgement in this situation tells me what kind of man you are. .
Don't even think about deleting my posts. It'll be childish and irresponsible. I know you can ban people. Right? But it won't change d truth. .

DANI, MOVE THIS THREAD TO SEXUALITY SECTION, ENOUGH OF THIS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT here!!!
This place is for jokers & jokes. .you know it. .i know it. .everybody knows it. .why are you keeping quiet

Idowu, i know he doesn't want to offend you. .no one is hatin. .the thing is this. .sentiments aside. .forget dat u created this thread. .what i am preachin 4 is no jungle justice. .if you plan to play by d rules, play by d rules. .not doing it half-way so dat I won't vex Mrs Mr A. .sentiments will not always allow us to perform our job sincerely. .simple
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 9:46pm On Mar 15, 2011
Yeah,a manicure wld b nys. Ma bois r performin. Pls no beef
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 10:03pm On Mar 15, 2011
Chei, I don miss, see world war III for NL joke section abeg. This place no safe o cos I.d fit start dey break bottle now.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 10:20pm On Mar 15, 2011
Abi oh!
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 10:38pm On Mar 15, 2011
All is well hamid I don repent but tell ur human right activist to cool down now am a badosky so my thread is here to stay even seun promiseD to pop in ,he wants a manicure

"Enemies enemies she sings durella"

@chky
O lawd of bethlehem
Y u just dey para , we all jokin here its a spa massages cud get very steamy and hot u no
Go and do spaa survey and see. Percentage no high for sauna gbenchinggg relax mehn u nid head maasage sef I can c ur skull is about to. Evapourate looool

@yiincus

Wot Colour do u want ur nails painted dear, bobo yen fe bomb no mind am cheesy
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 10:42pm On Mar 15, 2011
Blood red! D color of my club.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 10:52pm On Mar 15, 2011
HehE yincus o tOt u were. A bluey fan

AnYway sidan mAke I follow topic,but. Don't. U think orange.blood wud luk betA on u duduyemi omo na. Chocolate
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 10:55pm On Mar 15, 2011
Nah,i wan red. Wat makes u tink am dark?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 11:07pm On Mar 15, 2011
Hehe Am sure u a chocolaTe damsel wiv dat sun for lagos u must to roast nA unless u dey use toothpaSte to bleacH o.Ok let me pAiint dem red customers Are AlwAys rite happy now, Should I book u in for facials 2moro your tzones look reaLi bad smiley
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by EfemenaXY: 2:09am On Mar 16, 2011
GBAM! GBAM!! GBAM!!!

see as I just miss all d free show

@ID - na who u dey call old?? Just 'cos I dey bring market come your side wiff d old biddies nor mean say you get to group 'n join me in wiff dem!  angry angry

wetin??

Hamid O:

Chei, I don miss, see world war III for NL joke section abeg. This place no safe o cos I.d fit start dey break bottle now.

Swthrt na so we see am  grin grin grin

Chykason:

**joke aside**
Dani, are you a man of honour?
Your judgement in this situation tells me what kind of man you are. .
Don't even think about deleting my posts. It'll be childish and irresponsible. I know you can ban people. Right? But it won't change d truth. .

DANI, MOVE THIS THREAD TO SEXUALITY SECTION, ENOUGH OF THIS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT here!!!
This place is for jokers & jokes. .you know it. .i know it. .everybody knows it. .why are you keeping quiet

Idowu, i know he doesn't want to offend you. .no one is hatin. .the thing is this. .sentiments aside. .forget dat u created this thread. .what i am preachin 4 is no jungle justice. .if you plan to play by d rules, play by d rules. .not doing it half-way so dat I won't vex Mrs Mr A. .sentiments will not always allow us to perform our job sincerely. .simple

@Chykason

let it be pls - what's done is done - abeg nor too vex

you'll get other chances - besides, tis the 1st time we've had a lady open up an off-topic and it's a refreshing change from a bar too. . .

yes, a bit explicit - but then jokes can take an explicit form can't they??

@all, abeg let's just roll with each other - its all fun and games anyway  smiley
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 11:04am On Mar 16, 2011
Tell it to 'em sis.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by dani1luv: 11:20am On Mar 16, 2011
Chykason:

**joke aside**
Dani, are you a man of honour?
Your judgement in this situation tells me what kind of man you are. .
Don't even think about deleting my posts. It'll be childish and irresponsible. I know you can ban people. Right? But it won't change d truth. .

DANI, MOVE THIS THREAD TO SEXUALITY SECTION, ENOUGH OF THIS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT here!!!
This place is for jokers & jokes. .you know it. .i know it. .everybody knows it. .why are you keeping quiet

Idowu, i know he doesn't want to offend you. .no one is hatin. .the thing is this. .sentiments aside. .forget dat u created this thread. .what i am preachin 4 is no jungle justice. .if you plan to play by d rules, play by d rules. .not doing it half-way so dat I won't vex Mrs Mr A. .sentiments will not always allow us to perform our job sincerely. .simple


Chykason:

The reason you gave for locking my thread was fine. .i don't doubt it

oya start from d beginning of this thread. .read all d posts and tell me whether it shouldn't be in SEXUALITY SECTION. It's X-RATED. NO JOKES.

For being a fair man i hope you to be, what do you have to say

Is dat not a good reason to move threads?

[s]silence will only haunt you. It'll only boomerang![/s]

You've gat a point in what you're saying. . . .would see to that.

bright007:

@Chykason;guy no mind them jooor,them no fit stand for your front;u pass them 100 percent.
@I'd;wetin fly enter your head!See her mouth wey she take dey talk gibberish.
I go still repeat am say CHYKASON better pass u for this Job.If he pain u go HUG HIGH TENSION WIRE, msccccchhhheeeeww
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 2:09pm On Mar 16, 2011
Dani no point checkin cus. Its an off topc chat nobody complained lasT year wen me elmeNt and oda folks were having intimate romancE on thread evry1 took part bcus it ws funny and entertainin @ d same time so now I open a massage paarLour which evryone knows dat moSt spa have expLicit tins dat comeS wiv it . Omo close d thread if u guys want man.some people taKe jealousy to an. EXtreme like ur Thread was DAt funny 2 chyyyk tSeeeeeew
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 2:16pm On Mar 16, 2011
I'd how far
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by iseoluwaiz: 2:24pm On Mar 16, 2011
its crazzyyyyyyyyyy whenn its al cul in here
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 3:13pm On Mar 16, 2011
U guys r just blown dis issue out of proportn.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 3:17pm On Mar 16, 2011
@yinka;wat do u mean?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 3:23pm On Mar 16, 2011
I mean. Sumtyms u v to let tins go,wats wit everytin chyk n id were sayn to each oda. N u bryt playd a part in dese, instead of placatin him, u were incensin his anger. Now dere's definitely goin to b bad blood btw dem(evn if dey both deny it)
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 3:39pm On Mar 16, 2011
Sorry Guys i av to read trou all ur typing dou there is still no jokes yet, But badolsky thanks for bring *(all) together ones more. So pumping? cheesy cheesy cheesy I miss u guys
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 3:41pm On Mar 16, 2011
Missd u too jare. Welcum baq,ao ur journey n ur broda?una travel 2geda?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 3:45pm On Mar 16, 2011
He dey jare. How u dey yinka and hav u drop that thing to the account grin grin

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