kay-money:

One thousand and one laugh

Pornodude:

well, i pray it happens to you, then you wld understand. this is someone i trusted a lot.

Coolabbie:

Op See as u dey fear. Na belleh come make u write dis epistle?

Pornodude:

come see me see nonsense whey happen o.

i somehow reconnected with my ex-gf cos we still had feeling for each-other. one thing led to another and we had sex (unprotected). But i made sure i asked her when she had her last period, and she said she just finished it 2 days before. Na him your man come pound the chick like say tomorrow no dey.

You know what this evil girl did? like 2weeks later, she began to complain to me that she had malaria and all that bu i told her to take her medications, etc and she felt better after a few days. She then called me a few days later to tell me that she had a recurrence of the malaria and i advised her to go and take typhoid drugs but she should do a test before taking any medication.

Na him this useless girl sms-ed me a few days later to tell me that the doctor told her to take another test for pregnancy and that the test was positive; she said that she was 3 weeks pregnant (nice timing considering when it happened). i was at work when the sms came in. come see as you guy almost get heart attack. i swear. but as a sharp guy, i calm down come buy 5oonaira credit come dey follow the girl talk. she talk say she no go fit abort. i remember one of Chris Rock's jokes in which he said, "if a woman get pregnant for you, you are allowed to say only two things. if you want the baby, say, 'oh thats so great. if you dont want the child, say, 'oh you are pregnant? so what are you gonna do about it.' NEVER SUGGEST ABORTION TO A LADY". I kept asking her what she was going to do about it but she kept pushing it back to me. Until i used sense to know say, na after her period i do the nacking, so e no fit dey possible. so i begin tell the girl say i no go father any naughty person cos it is not my own. She then confessed that she wasnt pregnant, that she was just testing me.

SEE ME SEE NONSENSE O!! I ALMOST HAD A MAJOR HEART ATTACK!
NOW THIS BABE HAS BEEN TELLING ME THAT SHE IS MISSING ME AND THAT SHE NEEDS TO SEE ME, etc. I KNOW HER Hot BEHAVIOR COS WE DATED FOR 2 YEARS, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU, THAT IS NOT ONE PUSSSSSSY I AM GOING TO TOUCH EVER AGAIN.

LADIES ARE WICKED O!!!!!

ogugua88:

Do they not teach biology or sex education where you dey? How is she wicked? If anything, you are a goat. Just because it was two days after her cycle doesn't mean she can't get pregnant. The chances are less, but that doesn't mean it's non-existent. You get chance say she no carry belle.

Protection always.

@ Ogugua88 you getting more and more wickedd here

kay-money:

@ Ogugua88 you getting more and more wickedd here

ogugua88:

Do they not teach biology or sex education where you dey? How is she wicked? If anything, you are a goat. Just because it was two days after her cycle doesn't mean she can't get pregnant. The chances are less, but that doesn't mean it's non-existent. You get chance say she no carry belle.

Protection always.

kay-money:

@ Ogugua88 you getting more and more wickedd  here 

ogugua88:

Hmm, no I'm not

Hmm selling plaintain with Timaya imagine that

ogugua88:

Do they not teach biology or sex education where you dey? How is she wicked? If anything, you are a goat. Just because it was two days after her cycle doesn't mean she can't get pregnant. The chances are less, but that doesn't mean it's non-existent. You get chance say she no carry belle.

Protection always.

Advocator:

Having a name such as (p-o-r-n-odude) - what were you thinking? It makes you sound like a s-l-u-t honestly speaking.

@ the topic - Didn't read & don't care.

Goldieluks:

Kaymoney i thought we were cool?


@OP,you have to go and sort yourself out,before making conclusions.

@Goldie I never really meant to attack you or throw bow arrow at you and your
person but you know wat that thing called Chima represents here
It looked to me as if you giving her underseved support to carry on her insultive and
unreasonable comments  

Pornodude:

well, well, well, as it is apt to occur on nairaland, the inevitable jibes and semi-insults; all of which i am already used to. i really dont see the humor in what i wrote and the need for the chides. one thing i would be candid about is that i was scared shytless cos i know what a girl bent on marrying you can go the length to do. really wasnt funny for my heart cos i went blank for sometime before resorting to action on ny next step.

one thing i know about the nairaland romaance and sex forum is that it is fille with inexperienced virgins who dont even know the alternative use of their focal places besides pissssing so i dont expect some of you guys to understand, talkless of taking a stand when such happens, because asking a lady to do an abortion is TOTALLY WRONG AND UNETHICAL (MY 2 PENCE) and so is having unprotected sex; but she was someone i rusted with my life and health.

So pls think before posting your inexperienced opinion. Nairaland isn't always about hurling insults.

kay-money:

@Goldie I never really meant to attack you or throw bow arrow at you and your
person but you know wat that thing called Chima represents here
It looked to me as if you giving her underseved support to carry on her insultive and
unreasonable comments  

ogugua88:

Well you called[b] her and women effing wicked[/b] and you won't be sleeping with her again, did you not? Isn't that an insult? Did she hold you at gunpoint to sleep with her? I highly doubt it. Moral of the story: always use protection, man or woman. Or maybe you want me to cheer because she's not pregnant? I beg to differ.

I'm not going to understand, because, unlike you, I'm educated. I know that some women get pregnant DURING their cycle or hours after it. You sound like you're not ready for a child. If you didn't use protection, she should've gotten emergency contraceptives. So, you're both goats. Just be very grateful the possible didn't happen. I hope you've learned.

^^^^^

One reason Nigeria is overpopulated. Lack of sexual education.

Goldieluks:






Not really Kay,sometimes it seem like me and Chima thinks alike,
i thought you know me by now.I always stand on my own.

I know you always stand on your own but never think like Chima
you are quite different from her, Sample people's opinion here
Chima thinks far less than a cockroach
And people know her for that but she
never agreed to her inadequacies  

kay-money:

I know you always stand on your own but never think like Chima
you are quite different from her, Sample people's opinion here
Chima thinks far less than a cockroach
And people know her for that but she
never agreed to her inadequacies  

Pornodude:

come see me see nonsense whey happen o.

i somehow reconnected with my ex-gf cos we still had feeling for each-other. one thing led to another and we had sex (unprotected). But i made sure i asked her when she had her last period, and she said she just finished it 2 days before. Na him your man come pound the chick like say tomorrow no dey.

You know what this evil girl did? like 2weeks later, she began to complain to me that she had malaria and all that bu i told her to take her medications, etc and she felt better after a few days. She then called me a few days later to tell me that she had a recurrence of the malaria and i advised her to go and take typhoid drugs but she should do a test before taking any medication.

Na him this useless girl sms-ed me a few days later to tell me that the doctor told her to take another test for pregnancy and that the test was positive; she said that she was 3 weeks pregnant (nice timing considering when it happened). i was at work when the sms came in. come see as you guy almost get heart attack. i swear. but as a sharp guy, i calm down come buy 5oonaira credit come dey follow the girl talk. she talk say she no go fit abort. i remember one of Chris Rock's jokes in which he said, "if a woman get pregnant for you, you are allowed to say only two things. if you want the baby, say, 'oh thats so great. if you dont want the child, say, 'oh you are pregnant? so what are you gonna do about it.' NEVER SUGGEST ABORTION TO A LADY". I kept asking her what she was going to do about it but she kept pushing it back to me. Until i used sense to know say, na after her period i do the nacking, so e no fit dey possible. so i begin tell the girl say i no go father any naughty person cos it is not my own. She then confessed that she wasnt pregnant, that she was just testing me.

SEE ME SEE NONSENSE O!! I ALMOST HAD A MAJOR HEART ATTACK!
NOW THIS BABE HAS BEEN TELLING ME THAT SHE IS MISSING ME AND THAT SHE NEEDS TO SEE ME, etc. I KNOW HER Hot BEHAVIOR COS WE DATED FOR 2 YEARS, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU, THAT IS NOT ONE PUSSSSSSY I AM GOING TO TOUCH EVER AGAIN.

LADIES ARE WICKED O!!!!!

Mrs.Chima:

You have the right to host your own opinions and THERE ARE THINGS THAT YOU SAY THAT I find questionable but UNLIKE YOU I can respect people right to express their opinions or views REGARDLESS IF I DON'T AGREE WITH THEM.

I suggest you learn that the world doesn't spin only on your terms. Why would I change my opinions and viewpoints because YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO CHANGE?

Maturity will allow you to accept that the world is bigger than NIGERIA.

Pornodude:

review the following and see how educated you are. i never asked you to understand nor did i ask for your opinion. or did i?

seems you are having a bad day. sorry, i didn't contribute to that ok.  

Mcleo007:

*****chuckles****clears throat and spits.

Goldieluks:






Not really Kay,sometimes it seem like me and Chima thinks alike,
i thought you know me by now.I always stand on my own.