I seriously wonder how you guys get your news, its amazing sha.
BTW, what the hell does this mean?

U dey vex, Beaf, ansa me,

nothing from abroad wey no dey nigeria except good roads, stable electricity, accountability, water supply, and some other things.

we shall soon see goodluck laptops

some of us can remember abacha rice and abacha tv

any more questions about the 100 million a day of taxpayers money being used to fund pdps last party?

fresh air 2011!!

abeg where are the goodluck condoms umblellas

;d :d ;d :d ;d ;d :d :d

A man's vote is worth a packet of biscuit. SMH at Nigerians and their blind support for this GEJ of a man.

oyb:

abeg where are the goodluck condoms umblellas

hahaha, u r funny,

oyb:

abeg where are the goodluck condoms umblellas

That's a good one!
I need one of them umblellas, it's laing or lady.

million thanks to goodluck for bring biscuits to nigeria

IF I CALL HIM A CLOWN, 'U DEY VEX'
GO DEY HALA

SEE THE MAN WEY NO FIT COME DEBATE
IM GO DO BISCUIT
I NEVER SEE CHARLIE CHARLIE LIKE THIS MAN,

FOR MY LIFE,

SAI BUHARI
BB2011

Way to go Johhny Boy.
Y'all shld expect more . . . .goodluck handkerchief,dame umbrella,goodluck toilet roll,Johhny chicken etc.

Fresh shyte on board.  

jason123:

A man's vote is worth a packet of biscuit. SMH at Nigerians and their blind support for this GEJ of a man.

You just don't understand
This is the best biscuit ever!.
Would you not rather eat one of these than waste your precious time walking around and trying to catch a glimpse of former dictator Buhari?

This biscuit was formulated not only to show you how to vote on the d-day, but it will cure your high blood pressure, diabetes, male impotency, and ulcer. Take one of these and you 'll have no need for viagra again!

Don't you want to use this opportunity to give your female partner a night to remember? You and your female friend(s) will be in such a good mood after eating just one piece of GEJ biscuit that you'll forget all your daily worries such as lack of electricity, water, or security.

Most of all it will help you forget other presidential candidates on the political terraine.

Eat one, and eat more, you'll be happy, very happy

Na wafer abi na cracker biscuit ?


Does the biscuit come with Political freedom? Freedom of Information dey inside? Jobs for graduates? Unbiased and efficient Police and security services?

Good roads and electricity nko, Zero tolerance for looters and no immunity for elected officials dey dia?

What about true federalism and state Police, Repeal of Land Use Act dey inside am?

This one go build refineries for Naija? abi e go fund efficient Universities and provide world class faculties?

Abi na goodluck juju to just dey make us smile like mugus?

BTW, shey dem no go share pure water join am ni? I dey thirsty.

you neva see anything. very soon GEJ will soon be going from school to school sharing GOODLUCK BALEWA sweet!

PeeDaVinci:

million thanks to goodluck for bring biscuits to nigeria

That's what I'm talking about. For a very long time now, we've been hearing about this biscuit. I never knew that it will get to Nigeria in my lifetime!
If you woryy about unemployement, religious disturbances, kidnapping, simply take one piece of the GEJ biscuit and all your worries will disappear as you swallow the last bit of the good stuff. Trust me.

naijaking1:

You just don't understand
This is the best biscuit ever!.
Would you not rather eat one of these than waste your precious time walking around and trying to catch a glimpse of former dictator Buhari?

This biscuit was formulated not only to show you how to vote on the d-day, but it will cure your high blood pressure, diabetes, male impotency, and ulcer. Take one of these and you 'll have no need for viagra again!

Don't you want to use this opportunity to give your female partner a night to remember? You and your female friend(s) will be in such a good mood after eating just one piece of GEJ biscuit that you'll forget all your daily worries such as lack of electricity, water, or security.

Most of all it will help you forget other presidential candidates on the political terraine.

Eat one, and eat more, you'll be happy, very happy

You should be his campaign coordinator.

On a real though, this is ridiculous (the biscuits)

the biscuit is just symbolic, if na biro nko? una go still complain. am sure its from friends of Jonathan. Abeg joo, the man pass N5 biscuit.

actually, the biscuit is not meant to buy votes, but to remind nigerians that they have to vote for jonathan. i would think the biscuits will be sold at a heavily subsidized price, and who knows, maybe the biscuit was done by a jonathan enthusiast and jonathan does not know anything abt it , lol

but no matter how one looks at it, the idea is as dumb and lame as jona himself

nuhu ribadu all the way

This guy does not have any good common sense.

gej, is   too   desperate.

Funny thread. Anybody can decide to create Bakare, Buhari, Ribadu, Shekarau biscuits etc. Will they sell? LOL!
Dem no get supporters?

Biscuits? Is dat wat am worth? Watchout for a stampede during the sharing of the biscuits. And don't blame those who will go and line up 4 dis, dats wat happens wen 75% of d population live in abject poverty. Vote BB.

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This country is truly finished and hopeless. No wonder more and more people are trooping out on a daily basis even to countries like Kenya and Mozambique.

God punish Him, PDP, and the Biscuits.

Nice one, we are still awaiting Goodluck cold tea tutu

million thanks to goodluck for bring biscuits to nigeria

The purpose of this biscuit is to cause massive stampede so that many will  be crushed to death hence meeting all the ritualistic or human sacrifice requirements to allow remain presido.  

The okin biscuit is also layered with 100,000 MW electricity