funny thread

very funny thread

very, very funny thread

@AJ
Seriously?

And BTW I thought blazay and osisi were friends? osisi used to come on here to give some nlders messages from blazay. what went wrong?

KADRY!!

jennykadry:

@AJ
Seriously?

And BTW I thought blazay and osisi were friends? osisi used to come on here to give some nlders messages from blazay. what went wrong?

What is my name doing in your post? Did you "befriend" us?

So chatting on the cyber airways makes you friends with riff raffs. . .abi na riff ratts you barely know, have never met or seen?

Some of us are not that emotionally needy. For those who make friends on the cyber maybe. Not I.
I may be curious to meet you, but we ain't friends.

Who cares? 
Please, stop making non-entities feel important with bad belle and e jelosi syndrome.
This is the cyber airway not a real life matter.


FYI, Blazay does not befriend "across the Niger Niggers" in real life. Never have and never will.

Don't let the cyber fool ya.

Who sen am to "carry" message? Please, good riddance to foul, local, Mgbeke, Igbotic stench! I don wanno grow akpu-tugbe corns on ma pweety, yellow toes. 

Friend, lover, enemy or pen-pal, if you attack me, I attack you. No discrimination.


I ask again? Who cares? 

Sup AJ?

Are you married?


So Zainab is a fictitious name?



The pic an AJ's profile looks the same as your "Z" pix!

Stop messing with my mind. . .

^^^^^^^ " " see as dis one up dia wan carry shark wey go killl am

mu hehehehehehehehehhehehee! lafta wan wound me

ikamefa:


^^^^^^^ " " see as dis one up dia wan carry shark wey go killl am

mu hehehehehehehehehhehehee! lafta wan wound me

What do you mean?

I have a big kondo, thats all that matters!

are u blind?

cant u see @ blazay is male?

EVryone says he/she is Almondjoy


And AJ is female, what gives?

ikamefa:

are u blind?

cant u see @ blazay is male?

I am getting confused, Tpiah said he/she is a female.

fstranger3:

Sup AJ?

Are you married?


So Zainab is a fictitious name?

The pic an AJ's profile looks the same as your "Z" pix!

Stop messing with my mind.    .    .

Lookey hia! I don' befriend ngbatis either, no matter how "phockable"!
One-night stands only. No return matches(Igbo are a no-go area always).

Soooooooo, si-koh-doh!(dress go one corner)!


La re?(Come?)

What exactly iz ya problem?
Which wan come consain you? Abi you hear say Blazay abi na Almondjoytotheboyzandmen dey divide "free" willy as Xmas presents, den wan kon' to kollet ya own shia in advance?

Thank God "Blazay" is male!
Good lord! These e bad belle and e jelosi Hot, unshagable, ugly NL igbotic/ngbatic females would have committed suicide with all this attention. No wonder I have not been banned. Some wor-wor peeps would have been campaigning, fasting and praying for a ban. Or better still crawling on all 4s from bed to bed to be moderators, so they can use "Mrs Blazay" to practice ashewo moderating skills of cyber harlotry from bed to bed!

LWKMD!!!!!

Mu he he he he
Nairaland, like Nigeria is always a man's world.

Blazay is male. Period! Abi you wanno see my pe-nin-sular?

Chei!!!
Life is a competition amongst imbeceeeeels, even where there are no winners in death.  

La ho wo wo!
Gia kpa!!!
Uwaaaaa za ghaaaaaa!!!

Blazay:

La ho wo wo!
Gia kpa!!!
Uwaaaaa za ghaaaaaa!!!

Mu he he

jennykadry:

@AJ
Seriously?

And BTW I thought blazay and osisi were friends? osisi used to come on here to give some nlders messages from blazay. what went wrong?

I remember this too.  . . . In 2008/9, I think.
Whorreva happened, I only care about the fun I'm having on this thread.     

Each time I remember ''Ewu Nairaland is finshed, Ewu sorry Seun your nyansh'', I burst out laughing. Peeps around me must think I'm cwazy. It hasn't left ma head sinceeeeeeeeee. I don die, walahi!

Missy ★ B:

Mu he he
I remember this too. . . . In 2008/9, I think.
Whorreva happened, I only care about the fun I'm having on this thread.

Is that an Hausa phrase?

And what is he saying/trying to pass across?

oshi oda

fstranger3:


Is that an Hausa phrase?

And what is he saying/trying to pass across?

Nah, Bini. As for translation, errrm . . . ask someone more knowledgeable than I am in Bini. 
On a second thought, ask Blazay.      

Missy ★ B:

Nah, Bini. As for translation, errrm . . . ask someone more knowledgeable than I am in Bini language, 
On a second thought, ask Blazay.      

So Blazay is Bini, so why does he yarn opata about SS people


WTF is with go tikuuuuu shyyt, hwen GEJ is his brother.

Ehn?

Muheheheheee
Ebelebe Igba,Igba kiridim kiridim!
Ochi eze incorporated,NLD UNlimited.

Zainab indeed,LMAO.

This thread is becoming weirder by the post. . .

E get wetin una dey smoke here?

;d :d ;d

Mai Suya:

This thread is becoming weirder by the post. . .

E get wetin una dey smoke here?

_{Lol maybe because dem talk say 'Seun baby don die'}

@ blazay

I resemble person wey befriend una ? lol @ riff raffs, make una two carry una selves go  meet obama make him settle una fights jo

BTW so osisi don get website, why did she mention NVS in her first post? When did nld with hundreds of thousands of members start competing with NVS with only a 100 members? instead of her to say she's trying to create traffic here abi announce her site to draw more members in ,heheheheh market strategy  hehehehehehehe everybody dey find money make me self go find name for my own site . . . . . . . . www.naijaashewocommunity.com before global recession hit me and my family hehehehe

jennykadry:

@ blazay

I resemble person wey befriend una ? lol @ riff raffs, make una two carry una selves go  meet obama make him settle una fights jo
BTW so osisi don get website, [size=20pt]why did she mention NVS in her first post? 
[/size] When did nld with hundreds of thousands of members start competing with NVS with only a 100 members? instead of her to say she's trying to create traffic here abi announce her site to draw more members in ,heheheheh market strategy  hehehehehehehe everybody dey find money make me self go find name for my own site . . . . . . . . www.naijaashewocommunity.com before global recession hit me and my family hehehehe

I don't know why you are sooooooo interested.

Currently Active Users
There are currently 95 users online. 4 members and 91 guests

Most users ever online was 427, Jan 9, 2011 at 04:13 AM.

(Dewdrops*  ) Bode_Boluz dem

The only 3 left besides moi on line are prolly men without wives or jobs.

Dead arzzzz website!

^^^^^ LMAO onye ara   Make I type small of my tori here,I think I no blame you for your come back. I remember reading one thread sometime end of last year abi the beginning of this year where someone said you left NLD because one forumite posted your pics on NLD and how you claimed to be a nurse but worked in a hotel abi wetin again sef? My amebo sef wanted to know more but I was told the mods deleted the pics. I blamed myself for missing the thread But again the question I asked on that thread was . . . ." how una dey sure say na her pics be that?" . Cool down  you should have gotten used to this forum by now. One forumite wanted to see my pics on nld ,she begged and begged and begged until I decided to upload one kenyan gurl pics on my profile for them to see the next thing wey my two ears hear na say "jenny is a student living in a hostel" , "jenny is a single mother that got pregnant and gave birth in 2010 abi na 2009" , jenny claims to work in the hospital but lives in a hostel" and before you go say "yekini bleep me real bad" the poor kenyan gurl pics was circulating on the net at a speed of 200km/sec. make i borrow ya laff small mu hehehehehehehe jobless nitwits There was no way on earth my sane self was going to upload my real picture on NLD in the first place second off person wey dey call me single mother  born pikin out of wedlock, no papa for the poor child . Pity in it? . If jenny born for 2010 abi 2009 na crime? na the sperm from their bfs dcikks give me belle. Arrant nansense upon ingredients

Yes dear that is how jobless a lot of Nairalanders are, they have no life whatsoever outside this forum. I dey wait to jam that foolish nlder from delta state wey think say she get mouth to bad mouth me anyways she don change id's now, though I know her current ID but make i hear say she talk another thing about
"jenny kadry" again( which no one really knows if its my real name or not) the one wey you dey do osisi na small compared to wetin I go do this jobless warri based abi na UK based ashewo , e be like say I have kept quiet for too long

Blazay thanku for bringing out the burden in me And the worst part of it is that this delta slut is old enough to born me 20 times yes make I feel young small

jennykadry:

^^^^^ LMAO onye ara   Make I type small of my tori here,I think I no blame you for your come back. I remember reading one thread sometime end of last year abi the beginning of this year where someone said you left NLD because one forumite posted your pics on NLD and how you claimed to be a nurse but worked in a hotel abi wetin again sef?

Mu he he he he he he



As you can see life is good. No one has died in my family. Mwaaah! The extent some jealous, miserable biatches and e-diots would go out of spite and envy. LOL!!!

W-H-O  C-A-R-E-S? As long as I am not una fat humpty-dumpty, "Platinmummmy". . . . .in hiding and famous world-wide for 'inspiring' folks with 419 orobikiboscious moves. . .no one can do shyte. I am not wanted by INTERPOL for swindling forumites. . .!!! Mu he he he he he

[size=20pt]You see me dey hide? I dey kamkpeeeeeeeee!!![/size]

[size=20pt]My amebo sef wanted to know more but I was told the mods deleted the pics.[/size] I blamed myself for missing the thread But again the question I asked on that thread was . . . ." how una dey sure say na her pics be that?" . Cool down  you should have gotten used to this forum by now.

Oh darling, please go and help yourself and ask Seun to re-publish them to make you sleep berra at night. Not ma gaddem bizzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Take kai o.

now wetin i go reply to? You have edited your post a million times

Funny enough seeing a woman's picture with her hotel apron and witches hat on isn't going to make me sleep well @ night. Such pics are meant to keep people awake when they are bored to death and dozing off.

jennykadry:

now wetin i go reply to? You have edited your post a million times

Funny enough seeing[color=#990000][/color] a woman's picture with her hotel apron and witches hat on isn't going to make me sleep well @ night. Such pics are meant to keep people awake when they are bored to death and dozing off.

Yet you did not see the so-called woman's picture in her apron and witch's hat. Mu he he he he. If you saw the poohsie nko? Please, knock yaselves out.
Good news? No body gives a damn!

I had to edit the posts for we don't need such "classified" info for now. No point derailing the thread huh? I would like to save them till they can come in handy. . . in the future. Mwaaaaaaah!!! Oh well, no probs. Jeeeeeeeeeeesss trying to keep the thread within the subject matter discussed.
Let us wait for other opportunities to present themselves with these cyber buffoons who feel/think they have first-hand, world-class news to offer NL.

My pleasure always. Does the "IGBOTIC" Newscaster have any other news item to present?

Mu he he he he he

Blazay:

I had to edit the posts for we don't need such "classified info for now. I would like to save them till they can come in handy. . . in the future.
Mwaaaaaaah!!! Oh well, no probs. Jeeeeeeeeeeesss trying to keep the thread within the subject matter discussed.
Let us wait for other opportunities to present themselves with these cyber buffoons who feel/think they have first-hand, world-class news to offer NL.

My pleasure always. Does the "IGBOTIC" Newscaster have any other news item to present?

Mu he he he he he

I saw it all. I didnt know you've been an NL for that long.

I thought we both became active at the same time last year,

Anyhow, I am laying low for a while, and when I become more active, please make sure to update me on everythibg I might have missed ok?


So you are Bini. . . you be one crazy mofo I tell you!

fstranger3:

I saw it all. I didnt know you've been an NL for that long.

I thought we both became active at the same time last year,

Anyhow, I am laying low for a while, and when I become more active, please make sure to update me on everything I might have missed ok?

So you are Bini. . . you be one crazy mofo I tell you!

You saw it all ehn? Just to give a taste of what is to come.
Heads will roll like golf balls too.
When porson keep una quiet for peace sakes, una go tink say person don turn Tola 'Ode-jayi"(Mumu-Ajayi)!
Mu he he he he he
Anyone you say I am. . .according to the gospel of baby osisi ka nkwu or omo-ngbatim I agree.
Please, do not only lay low. . . just quench huh?

Update you ke? You omnipresent one? Ileke Idi will do just that.  Not to worry.

^^^So you are Bini, init?

DO you have a hot sister for me?