@soulpatrol
looooool!! u go kill me lafter.

Elgaxton:

I no know wetin u dey talk o

Omoge, I said i no disturb person o! You no dey hear that one @ all.

Although monkey must answer him name now!

@ ELGASTON or whatever they call you,
the way you've been sounding and replying on this thread, it seems like you must be very bitter about something that happened to you lol, maybe you be one of those brodas wee dey flash 20 times con dey hustle your uncle's friend's sister's husband for money chap chap,
u really do sound like them becos your are obviously no being considerate in your comments. In the UK, PEOPLE DEY HUSTLE TOO. Things are not a bed of roses. It is HARD to send money consistently to your 20+ cousins and neices and relatives and friends that are constantly on your back.
TRY UNDERSTAND MY BROTHER.
It doesnt pay to be a PARASITE

for those wey de talk of US vs UK, My 2 best friends for naija went to the US in 2000 and 2002 respectively. even e-mail dem no send me. not even e-mail. i come de campaign for e-mail i even send them message say i no go ask for money at all just send me mail make we just de continue iur friendship for internet. for where.

but as soon as i got into the UK one of them send me mail fast. even ask me to send picture (may be to confirm say i don enter UK ) I laugh tire of course i no send am anything

@elgaxton,
may be you should enter UK and we'll see as u go be all those wey de campaign say make we for UK come back home. . . . . . bad belle don enter de argument o i know say i dey suffer here, but na so i been de suffer for naija too. at least here i de hussle, come home at night, baff (water go de run) no NEPA to frustrate me, no mosquito to annoy me. and more importantly, hope dey for 2mrw.

let's face it my people, nigeria today is a lawless society. who wants to be there? how can young graduate like me wey no get connection survive there? abeg leave me joo.

elgaxton give me your number, i go de call you every week (but u go sign document say u no go ask for money o )

@ elgaxton
u seem like an ingrate , someone gave u chocolate and ur complaining . did u give the chocolate back ?
that person is even nice just think of how many ppl he gave chocolate to and how much it cost ,
when he gave u chocolate wat did u give him in return ? i bet nothing
or is there something that u did for him that u might feel that he owes u ?
one day u might get to travel and u will understand y that person only gave u chocolate

my people, ground no dey level for any side
whether u dey for kafanchan or if you like make you go to timbukutu,na de same wahala you go jam.
me i don decide sey, if u flash me i go flash back.
we go flash flash each other untill we tire. chikena

@ poster

which one be ur own sef, after u don cause trouble finish

@ this Page 7 posters

una no fit kill me with laughter!

The two Omoges I am not as bad as u guys think o!, Ok maybe I'm bitter about something and thing dey pain me Ga gao !

I don change my mind @ least 85% of Uk posters on this thread are sayin the same thing and I don't think they are all

wrong , just that Omoge just dey make me veexxxx!!!

@hbrednic, I gbadu your style


@Omogenaija , I am not I'm an ingrate o by the way if u go remember before u left for jand(that's if u've not been there all time) You dey think this same way too.

Omoge! Omoge!! Omoge!!!
How many times I call u? Hmmmm

Oya make una drop una number and see if i no grin grin una, If I ask for money, drop the phone and come here come

post am!

@Darfur!

Mosquito no dey the part of abuja wey I dey stay o and Light dey 26hrs of the day,

Elgaxton:

@Darfur!

Mosquito no dey the part of abuja wey I dey stay o and Light dey 26hrs of the day,

this means you may be part of the 0.01% of the nigerian population that is highly connected with the powers that be. you are part of the "islands of wealth in a sea of poverty" that constitutes nigeria's disgraceful social inequalities. you know what. . . .these few previleged are likely to be directly or indirectly responsible for the grim situation at home. where young people like me can't have any hope. i came to the UK with nothing, but things are moving for me. and more importantly they are moving because God dey my side and I de hussle. . . and not because i dey connected to Gordon Brown or his labour party. that is how a society should be. the poorest part of the city has no pot holes and no open gutters. they try to allow "better to reach everybody"

@Darfur!

The God wey with u for UK no dey for naija abi wetin

Well as the saying goes: A crocodile in Nigeria will not become an Alligator in Europe, so guy The trans- fare wey u carry go jand for reach u open Cybercafe without plenty Taxes for ur income! Think am o!

if MEND and NEPA( I no know their lates name now. I hear say dem dey change name every 6months) go gree me run my cafe as e suppose be.

BTW as you sabi God well, I read am somewhere for bible say God carry Abram from Ur of the chaldeans to Canaan. abi God been no fit bless Abram where he been dey? even come change him name to Abraham. the same God o. so God plan for Darfur no be exactly the same for Ajegunle. u hear.

think am

i've read most of the post and i think these things are true on both sides.i have relatives abroad and it's difficult keeping in touch with them.sometimes they come in quietly home and go back quietly and you get to hear after they've gone and stuff like that.it hurts because these are pple who are supposed to be real close to u.
But i believe it's because of family members who ar always at them for financial support and stuff. so i just pray for them when i can and send them mails once in a while.the point here is that nobody is perfect.funny enough,i more in touch with friends abroad than my family.

Elgaxton:

@Darfur!

The God wey with u for UK no dey for naija abi wetin

Well as the saying goes: A crocodile in Nigeria will not become an Alligator in Europe, so guy The trans- fare wey u carry go jand for reach u open Cybercafe without plenty Taxes for your income! Think am o!

darfur:

if MEND and NEPA( I no know their lates name now. I hear say them dey change name every 6months) go gree me run my cafe as e suppose be.

BTW as you sabi God well, I read am somewhere for bible say God carry Abram from your of the chaldeans to Canaan. abi God been no fit bless Abram where he been dey? even come change him name to Abraham. the same God o. so God plan for Darfur no be exactly the same for Ajegunle. u hear.

think am

@darfur and @Elgaxton d both of u are really great thinkers o! lol

I wonder why we Nigerians never feel sorry for our brothers and sisters abroad. I mean these people abroad are mostly cab drivers and they do odd jobs. While we siddon in our air condictioned office, spare a thought for your brother abroad who is probably a "mai guard" or cab driver. For someone driving all night to send you the little they have is preposterous.
The reason Nigerians think people abroad make lots of money is because of the exchange rate. Now if you drive a taxi all night and few hours in the day you will make close to what they make in dollars. My point is if you work hard in Nigeria you'll make it, else go to America and clean oyinbo toilets, the choice is yours.

This issue is a double sided one. I think they are stingy in a way- but we have to consider that the cost of living outside is very high especially for foreigners. When you consider the amount such people use in processing visa or worst still - the risk they take to migrate illegally, you will see that its worth being stingy!

Tornadoz:

I wonder why we Nigerians never feel sorry for our brothers and sisters abroad. I mean these people abroad are mostly cab drivers and they do odd jobs. While we siddon in our air condictioned office, spare a thought for your brother abroad who is probably a "mai guard" or cab driver. For someone driving all night to send you the little they have is preposterous.
The reason Nigerians think people abroad make lots of money is because of the exchange rate. Now if you drive a taxi all night and few hours in the day you will make close to what they make in dollars. My point is if you work hard in Nigeria you'll make it, else go to America and clean oyinbo toilets, the choice is yours.

tell them o

wether i clean toilet o, or i clean kitchen o, the fact be say i get hope for future wey i no see for naija b/c i no get connection. imagine me say i finish school for naija dey house hussle everywhere. . . no jobs. i suffer b/c i could not reduce myself to work as a political tout whereas our dumb leaders use the federal money to sponsor touting for political advantage. i'll rather be a toilet cleaner in racist UK than be a PDP chief tout in naija. hoha. when i finish my education we go sabi as we go do am.

@Siena



Life's what you make it, regardless of where you live.

That's cool, I wish all our brothers for there go learn that one!

Elgaxton:

Life's what you make it, regardless of where you live.

i agree.

why some people de vex? de ask for phone call? de where you de and forget whoever no wan remember you. when my main guys for naija enter yankee and refused to mail me, i no raise public alarm. so make nobody vex for phone call b/c me "darfur de furious" i no de call people hoha

hmmm!

ok o, My own na make i no go any hotel for UK come see any of my naija Bros dey clean the toilet, becos me I go laugh

openly o!!! Ehen!

@ Nairalanders, sarcacism and wateva will not resolve the issues raised. The bobo dey vex say him guys jabo am, but i have a recipe for that, whenever any of my friends cross border go even Ghana, his contact details are moved to KIV (Keep In View) untill he shows face again, shikena. Stingy man na stingy man, no matter the area. but i hear say UK hard sha!

Elgaxton:

hmmm!
ok o, My own na make i no go any hotel for UK come see any of my naija Bros dey clean the toilet, because me I go laugh
openly o!!! Ehen!

laugh brother, laugh well well. but make sure say u pay the hotel bills o the laff wey u go laff no go pass the one wey dem laugh me when i dey like mad man where i de find level for naija so no be today laff begin

only difference be say, this time, as you de laff me, i de collect my hard currency and i go enter correct lecture room the next day write exams and still do well i no send your laughter i'm good

@ Jaguda!

U too much Jare! I feel ur style!

@Darfur

Hmmm! wetin dey smell for here!

U 4get to mention say U go dey smell shit and piss enter class the next day , by the way me no go UK for those loitering as

per sey me I don dey thru wit skool and as a Big Boy na only trainig fit carry my two legs go UK or Holiday.

I no dey ur kinda hussling!

@ darfur and @ Elgaxon biko my bros dem make una jiriwayo.Hmm cos it looks like dis tin is turning into darfur(Uk) Vs Elgaxton(Naija).Make e no b say wen elgaxton reach hotel 4 UK na darfur e go jam dey clean toilet.Abeg o mi I no wan hear say 2 nigerians dey fight 4 news o.So therefore make una take am eazy.

many office workers for naija get some kind body odour wey be like say dem de carry dirty toilet for body (elgaxton i don touch you somewhere?  but when i clean the toilet of the hotel wey elgaxton de claim say he go stay, i go get enough money to buy body spray and correct bathing soap still get change for bus (darfur no get motor o )
and small to buy books etc wey i go read. change go dey for other bills too.

BTW, elgaxton u think say the toilets wey dey UK na like that one wey u dey used to for naija bro, try travel small u hear exposure go help you well

and in the unlikely event u find yasef for UK hotel, just know say UK no be naija wey poor people de worship rich ones for survival. for here poor people fit survive without the help of rich man and rich ones de respect themselves o. no disgrace yourself for public say u de laff hotel cleaner o. na you shame go catch. here na civilised society o. no be dat una PDP Abuja where if big man mess poor man and even smaller big men go de smile. here na respect ya self o

lawdy lawd. you guys are just comedians. would be nice to see y'all hang out in person somebody. your personalities are just something else. _{loving this thread oooooo}
@elgaxton, my broda see wetin you dey cause o. go on soun jare!

@elgaxton,

e be like say ya case na case of bad belle. i just go through all your posts for this thread, the only post wey u use smiley to show happiness na de last post wey u claim say i de smell. hmmmn ewooo. i thought i was just having a good time here. i no know say some body de vex really. no worries, just try harder, one day, u go land for UK or something close. . . .   . . . . perhaps morrocco. . . . . . . . . turkey . .etc

sorry o

no mind elgaxton. him dey diss people wey dey wash toilet for abroad. at least they get paid on time and they can afford to buy soap/perfume (like someone mentioned) to drive out the smell afterwards. if you dey do that one for naija, you know say everybody go know where you dey come from. and you know say naija toilet no be a good sight o
like say if them no dash you job for UK you no go take am. every successful person started from somewhere you know. 

@Darfur

I no get bad belle o! U just dey Yab nigeria like sey no be country again afterall no be sey make dem born u here o!

@soul patrol!

C'mon so na to buy soap and all those kind things , that's what me I'm working for sha.

guy i can help you. i have a friend at the british high commission abuja. his name is Mr Winterbottom . he'll help you with visa. u hear. tell him darfur sent you he wont fail me

i be student from a poor african family all alone in the UK no papa no mama here.and i no be thief. anything wey i fit do to make ends meet i go do am (except stealing and drugs). i no de shame b/c i know say na temporary stuff. no be my career. i get enough qualifications from naija to get the kind job wey go fit pay me to come spend holidays for UK in the hotel wey u de dream of but i no get connection in high places for such jobs. so i came here. i de hussle, by the time i get british certificate, agenda go change. i de God side. nothing de happen

i dey pay my house rent, tuition, trasport,clothes etc. no mama no papa. even sef i gas to pay for relaxation too u know what i mean. . .clubs, drinks etc (thank God babes for here like to be financially independent. )

i get three jobs. na hussling. hoha. the tuition wey dey here, you no go fit pay am. so leave me alone. sogbo

my people abroad, pls send this my guy elgaxton something o. e be like say all him people wey dey abroad don jabo am, them no send an anything again, na im the guy just dey vex. biko, everybody put money together make we send am sometin, excluding chocolates and dollar/pound store items o thank you. maybe him eye go come down small.  

darfur:

guy i can help you. i have a friend at the british high commission abuja. his name is Mr Winterbottom . he'll help you with visa. u hear. tell him darfur sent you he wont fail me

i be student from a poor african family all alone in the UK no papa no mama here.and i no be thief. anything wey i fit do to make ends meet i go do am (except stealing and drugs). i no de shame b/c i know say na temporary stuff. no be my career. i get enough qualifications from naija to get the kind job wey go fit pay me to come spend holidays for UK in the hotel wey u de dream of but i no get connection in high places for such jobs. so i came here. i de hussle, by the time i get british certificate, agenda go change. i de God side. nothing de happen

i dey pay my house rent, tuition, trasport,clothes etc. no mama no papa. even sef i gas to pay for relaxation too u know what i mean. . .clubs, drinks etc (thank God babes for here like to be financially independent. )

i get three jobs. na hussling. hoha. the tuition wey dey here, you no go fit pay am. so leave me alone. sogbo

God bless you my brother. you don talk am finish. anybody wey add jara is a counterfeit. you're a perfect example of a hardworking person trying to make an honest living and these big mouths that still live with their pops/moms should learn a lesson or two. you know who you are!

thank you my soul
elgie,
i go work extra hrs this weekend. give me ur number make i fax you credit for ya mobile. infact, if things work out fine, i fit send you one handset (i go soon start new contract) so i go fax you the old one. na correct mobile,no fear.

make i go do my cleaning job jare, my account done go down. . . . . . hmmn which one de today sef. . . . .thistle hotel abi na mariott. . . . ok na hilton. . . which one. . . .ok de one wey dey westminster. chei i don late o

elgie, just give me ya number.
i de go work now.
cheers

@ dafur!

I no dey for Uk groove!

Na Yankee be the groove, I go hail u wen I come Uk for Hols or something!

me i know want phone wey dem pick -pocket o!