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Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 7:05am On Apr 09, 2011
No you cant dip no ding dong anywhere,thats assuming you can when faced with a willing partner.
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by dayokanu(m): 7:09am On Apr 09, 2011
Now lets put it to a test and see how deep can I go
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by tashanja(m): 9:10am On Apr 09, 2011
[/quote][quote author=Odunnu link=topic=630785.msg8082720#msg8082720 date=1302286896]
Lol. I actually thought you were female tashanja. [b]You speak awusa?[/b]me, i'm aboki to the core. We are good mahn.


Taking a crash course in the lingo, have my eyes on this fine hajiya who just moved to my area, thought it might impress her. grin

So how come an Enugu girl (presumably Ibo) sabi Aboki? The Hausas not bad people when you get to know and understand them, I live in the north and have many of them as friends. smiley
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by fstranger3(m): 9:19am On Apr 09, 2011
^^^

Odunnu is not Ibo. She is Bini, with a cute face and a round bom-bom.


She is an all round package, And, she is rich too. She makes N50,000 every time she talks to a guy. Very astute business-woman, I tell ya
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 9:52am On Apr 09, 2011
@tashanja: i'm not Igbo but living in the SE has endeared them to me. I love them and their culture. Even though they refused to marry me. I was born in the north.Where in the north do you stay?
@fstranger: carry your long mouth go siddon
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by fstranger3(m): 9:54am On Apr 09, 2011
Magas are not smiling.

PS Odunnu are you from Edo?
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 10:12am On Apr 09, 2011
How does that affect you? I'm a Nigerian. You may ask DK for my full biodata.
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by 190: 12:52pm On Apr 09, 2011
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by tashanja(m): 7:22pm On Apr 10, 2011
fstranger3:

^^^

Odunnu is not Ibo. She is Bini, with a cute face and a round bom-bom.


She is an all round package, And, she is rich too. She makes N50,000 every time she talks to a guy. Very astute business-woman, I tell ya


Yeah, she's cute quite alright, especially the round bom-bom, me likey likey but @ 50K lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Funny Guy cheesy grin

Odunnu:

@tashanja: i'm not Igbo but[b] living in the SE has endeared them to me[/b]. I love them and their culture. Even though they refused to marry me. I was born in the north.Where in the north do you stay?


Never imagined you would have enough of them in the SE, let alone have opportunity to interact and get to appreciate their culture - its a small world innit.

As for husband, thought you already have one, though can arrange one my Aboki friends if your interested - tall, hansome and rich, 50k just chicken change grin

Yeah, born and residing in one of the core northern states; how about you, where were you born?

Language is still a problem, can understand and can even speak a little but absolutely terrible with the written form.

Don't mind fstranger, I think he wants a little hush money from that 50k to keep him quiet. wink cheesy
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 8:41pm On Apr 10, 2011
You have A1 in reading my post upside down.lol.
I mean that living in the SE exposed me to the culture and people of the SE and that I like them even though the people of SE refused to marry me.
I was born in the north,grew up in the north my touch of the SE was because of my university education.
I'm from the SS though i'v got trickles of SW in my blood.
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by fstranger3(m): 8:45pm On Apr 10, 2011
Odunnu:

You have A1 in reading my post upside down.lol.
I mean that living in the SE exposed me to the culture and people of the SE and that I like them even though the people of SE refused to marry me.
I was born in the north,grew up in the north my touch of the SE was because of my university education.
I'm from the SS though i'v got trickles of SW in my blood.

We refuse to accept you.
Go back to the SS. SW girls dont charge guys N50000 just to talk to them.

They are much more deeper than that! grin
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by ifyalways(f): 12:20pm On Apr 11, 2011
Wetin dey pain guys for hia sef ?

50K abi Punanni wey Odunnu deny dem ?  cheesy
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by ifyalways(f): 1:30pm On Apr 11, 2011
Dayo and Odunnu after a mutually satisfying WWE Monday night RAW. cheesy

Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 2:51pm On Apr 11, 2011
Lololololololol!
That pinshure is da bomb.
Rated 'sexytohbahd'
@Fstranger: you really wish I were your sister, I mean your blood sister abi?
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by dayokanu(m): 3:32pm On Apr 11, 2011
Ifyalways dey jelous us.

Or shey you sef wan enter for set?
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by OAM4J: 3:44pm On Apr 11, 2011
Interesting & funny!  grin
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by fstranger3(m): 7:22pm On Apr 11, 2011
Odunnu:

Lololololololol!
That pinshure is da bomb.
Rated 'sexytohbahd'
[b]@Fstranger: you really wish I were your sister, I mean your blood sister ab[/b]i?

Nah, i wish you were my concubine!
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 7:31pm On Apr 11, 2011
I'l rather have all of you or none of you.Before the jubilation starts,you must also understand that i'l rather remain a nun than have you touch me. You are too troublesome for me.
@Ify, shey na jolosy wan kill you? Check out the sincere smiles on our faces. Pure unadulterated loff I must say.
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by OAM4J: 11:59pm On Apr 11, 2011
Odunnu, I didnt know you are this fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. cheesy

and you hubby fineeeeeeeeeeeee pass fstranger and dk. grin
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by tashanja(m): 1:55am On Apr 12, 2011
Odunnu:

You have A1 in reading my post upside down.lol.
I mean that living in the SE exposed me to the culture and people of the SE and that I like them even though the people of SE refused to marry me.
I was born in the north,grew up in the north my touch of the SE was because of my university education.
I'm from the SS though i'v got trickles of SW in my blood.

Lol, thought you were actually referring to my friends up North; well just as you earlier mistaken me to be female (don't know how though) wink cheesy

Too bad, and to think I was about lining you up with an Aboki husband grin
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 5:45am On Apr 12, 2011
Hmm. So we are even?one mistake cancelling another.
OAM4J:

Odunnu, I didnt know you are this fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. cheesy

and you hubby fineeeeeeeeeeeee pass fstranger and dk. grin
Thats a picture of Dayokanu and Odunnu. What hubby are you talking about? DK and Odunnu = happiness
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by OAM4J: 6:47am On Apr 12, 2011
No wahala, thanks for the clarification. Happy fugly married life! grin
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 9:30am On Apr 12, 2011
Hater!
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by dayokanu(m): 5:43pm On Apr 12, 2011

Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by tpia5: 4:44pm On Mar 11, 2013
think i remember posting on this thread.

na wa, nl is now "a trip down memory lane".
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Jarus(m): 3:16pm On Mar 12, 2013
cold: Why do i hav a feelin we're talkin abt TKB417 here

That's who first came to my mind too. But definitely not, cos TKB isn't from a village near Enugu.
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by tpia5: 3:50pm On Mar 12, 2013
hmmm.
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 11:47pm On Mar 12, 2013
Na who wake this thread up?
Tiiiiipiiiaaaaa!
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by ifyalways(f): 12:31pm On Mar 13, 2013
Lmao.

Oh, nld cheesy
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 1:05pm On Mar 13, 2013
ifyalways: Lmao.

Oh, nld cheesy
Nne m, ogini?
Nke a oto rie la gi isi? grin
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by OPTEDUCATIONS: 4:03pm On Jun 10, 2013
Mr. Odunnu, only God knows why or what warrants you to ban me here. i am here to do business and if there is anything you would like to confirm, please contact me directly for information rather than ban me. it is very selfish of you and unnecessarily authoritative of you to do so.
i find this act very disturbing.

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