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Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by armyofone(m): 8:30pm On Apr 04, 2011
ummm, when you for just chop money clean mouth eh, grin

nig guys dey toast person dem go use money scatter the person grin

you date for here, you pay for your own dinner grin

phew!!! i'd love free money fa, 50k and above in my account o, na wonder, didn't work for it tongue. i will just go shopping at the mall i mean burn it real quick.
free money good as long as my back no dey ground.
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by tashanja(m): 10:20pm On Apr 04, 2011
Odunnu:

You like amebo too much.
There's no former or latter boyfriend.
'I'm in a steady r'shp. . .' thats what I told him. an in-house joke abi? Fimile jor. There's no former boyfriend.


Amebo!
Haba, how is that possible considering that the information was freely volunteered (and in this case, directly from the horses mouth lipsrsealed)

Sorry, if I always seem to be bringing out the inconsistencies in your story, can't help it when the excuses don't appear to add up.

Might be better to come clean or volunteer no further information - don't you think?

Anyway, its all good and no harm intended, enjoy wink smiley
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by slap1(m): 7:20pm On Apr 05, 2011
Time will eventually help you guys out, it heals wounds.
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 7:40pm On Apr 05, 2011
tashanja:


Amebo!
Haba, how is that possible considering that the information was freely volunteered (and in this case, directly from the horses mouth lipsrsealed)

Sorry, if I always seem to be bringing out the inconsistencies in your story, can't help it when the excuses don't appear to add up.

Might be better to come clean or volunteer no further information - don't you think?

Anyway, its all good and no harm intended, enjoy wink smiley
ordinarily, i'd just let it go but I dont understand the part about 'inconsistencies'. Are you suggesting i'm cheating or cheated on my man? #Idontgerrit
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by fstranger3(m): 7:41pm On Apr 05, 2011
Odunnu:

ordinarily, i'd just let it go but I dont understand the part about 'inconsistencies'. Are you suggesting i'm cheating or cheated on my man? #Idontgerrit


NO.

All we are saying: where is our share! cool
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 7:51pm On Apr 05, 2011
Money's been paid back, nothing to share, darlyn.
[s]i'm sure you feel extra special being called 'darlyn' by cutiepie[/s]
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by dayokanu(m): 7:59pm On Apr 05, 2011
armyofone:

ummm, when you for just chop money clean mouth eh, grin

nig guys dey toast person dem go use money scatter the person grin

you date for here, you pay for your own dinner grin

phew!!! i'd love free money fa, 50k and above in my account o, na wonder, didn't work for it tongue. i will just go shopping at the mall i mean burn it real quick.
free money good as long as my back no dey ground.

Why wont your back touch ground? So you prefer we do styles like doggy, sit-ups
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by fstranger3(m): 8:34pm On Apr 05, 2011
Odunnu:

Money's been paid back, nothing to share, darlyn.
i'm sure you feel extra special being called 'darlyn' by cutiepie

You just made my day.

Next time, do you mind using the word 'sweetie?' I like that better! wink

How are you doing Cutie pie? cheesy

PS: Lets talk about how you can make tripple that from some yankee based Nigerians. Are you game? grin
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by tashanja(m): 2:27am On Apr 07, 2011
Odunnu:

ordinarily, i'd just let it go but I dont understand the part about 'inconsistencies'. Are you suggesting i'm cheating or cheated on my man? #Idontgerrit

Well, referring to my 1st post, you would note I clearly had my doubts concerning your initial story and gave my reasons; again in my immediate last post: to my shock by the sudden transition from the man whom all along you'd been claiming as a friend (at best an acquaintance) to suddenly a boyfriend - hence, the inconsistencies.

As for cheating, well, if you are having or had anything other than a platonic relationship with this man that you are now refering to as your boyfriend, while maintaining the alleged other serious relationship then thats cheating - what else can it be?

Please, I wasn't implying anything other than the obvious and truly meant no harm, nor do I now wish to drag this matter any further than necessary.

Hope no hard feelings smiley
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 5:55am On Apr 07, 2011
Your ish is that I called him my boyfriend abi? You failed to notice the inverted comma on the word. I didnt input it now and in English grammar, it has a use
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by OAM4J: 6:12am On Apr 07, 2011
This thread never die? I don collect back my money since nau.

oya. THREAD LOCKED!
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by dayokanu(m): 6:15am On Apr 07, 2011
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 8:44am On Apr 07, 2011
You no well DK.
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Pweety4me(f): 7:42pm On Apr 07, 2011
Odu wetin come happen?
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 8:49pm On Apr 07, 2011
Happen for where?
Haba! I don give the bobo back him money. I no want chop the one wey go hook me for throat
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Pweety4me(f): 8:50pm On Apr 07, 2011
Odunnu:

Happen for where?
Haba! I don give the bobo back him money. I no want chop the one wey go hook me for throat

U sure? ok good, i hope uv'e learnt some lessons. smiley
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by dayokanu(m): 9:26pm On Apr 07, 2011
Odunnu no dulling.

We need you as escort for the swearing in.

If you behave well, I would introduce you to Buhari.

Ki san Bura Dan Arewa akoi dadi (Buhari Dan Arewa)
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 9:33pm On Apr 07, 2011
Ba na so na mallam, na fiso n na ka.
Ka gane ko?
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by dayokanu(m): 9:38pm On Apr 07, 2011
Me na fiso na n ka?
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 9:52pm On Apr 07, 2011
I'l rather have yours or I prefer yours
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by cantell(m): 9:56pm On Apr 07, 2011
Odunnu:

Happen for where?
Haba! I don give the bobo back him money. I no want chop the one wey go hook me for throat
Kama i ga-eri dachie uzo, o ka mma na ibu onu.
You for chop kpof kpof tire!
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by dayokanu(m): 10:28pm On Apr 07, 2011
Odunnu:

I'l rather have yours or I prefer yours

Me i no get 50k o
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 9:03am On Apr 08, 2011
We can negotiate.Wetin you get?
@Cantell: you is the man. Thanx
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by dayokanu(m): 4:04pm On Apr 08, 2011
I get 50kobo

How much last
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by OAM4J: 5:25pm On Apr 08, 2011
na beans or groundnut or garri or kulikuli u dey price? cheesy

Odunnu is a fine classy chicks o, only for the big boyz like moi. cool

If not that my hands are full already, would have been to Enugu to pay her bride price.
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 5:58pm On Apr 08, 2011
No mind DK. The guy sabi fallhand wella.
You sef na wa for you o! You cant pay my bride price in a foreign land. We go must enter flyingboat go reach my people for their land.
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by OAM4J: 6:25pm On Apr 08, 2011
Your bride price ke? you no read where I say my hands don full? And I no also support DHL wifey.

I no like all this bank transfer thingy, the thing dey give room for 'miscalculation' and 'return back to sender'.

So I prefer paying my wife dowry in the presence of many witnesses and video cameras, like i did with Mukina cool. . . just in case. . .  cheesy
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by tashanja(m): 6:57pm On Apr 08, 2011
Odunnu:

Your ish is that I called him my boyfriend abi? You failed to notice the inverted comma on the word. I didnt input it now and in English grammar, it has a use

Noted, no harm meant.
Kin san ban iya grammer ba, yarinya mai kyau lipsrsealed
Abi, I never try? cheesy grin
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 7:21pm On Apr 08, 2011
Lol. I actually thought you were female tashanja. You speak awusa?me, i'm aboki to the core. We are good mahn.
@OAM4. . . .Jenny, you cant even afford it thats why you settled for that husband snatcher.lol. When i'm done with DK, Fstranger, Honeric,Obowunmi, Jaybee [s]where are the other guys in this thread sef[/s]? Cold, cantell,tashanja etc I might consider you
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by OAM4J: 7:56pm On Apr 08, 2011
Odunnu:

Lol. I actually thought you were female tashanja. You speak awusa?me, i'm aboki to the core. We are good mahn.
@OAM4. . . .Jenny, you cant even afford it thats why you settled for that husband snatcher.lol. When i'm done with DK, Fstranger, Honeric,Obowunmi, Jaybee [s]where are the other guys in this thread sef[/s]? Cold, cantell,tashanja etc I might consider you

No wahala, you fit DK and fstranger wella with 50kobo bride price offer! cheesy

You forgot to inlude Debosky and Mr.JW in your harem list. cheesy


posted from my Gulfstream VII internet service cool
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by Odunnu: 6:39am On Apr 09, 2011
Carry your gbeborun chair comot for here jor. You are just feeling bad DK would take a dip before you are considered
Re: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by dayokanu(m): 6:54am On Apr 09, 2011
Odunnu:

Carry your gbeborun chair comot for here jor. You are just feeling bad DK would take a dip before you are considered

Correct, Can I dip my ding dong right now?
Odunnu:

No mind DK. The guy sabi fallhand wella.
You sef na wa for you o! You cant pay my bride price in a foreign land. We go must enter flyingboat go reach my people for their land.


Na mammywater your people be?

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