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7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by MrCork17: 2:30pm On Apr 02, 2011
Mr Cork <<<<< ex player, Gods gifts to women, Former Mr Peckham, ladies man, Sweet sentive guy,

                                gentleman, edibly lookin and slightly related to Jay Z!!!!                   
                         
Here are tips to help you get any female, trusss me:

1.  Conquer the fear of approaching women wink
2.   ALways Start off with a bang wink
3.  Once you’re in, don’t back down angry
4.  Don’t show your cards too soon angry
5.   Tease her, then get her number
6.   Decide if you want to play the field or not wink
7.   NEVER EVER look at the Nyansh for more than 40 minute nonSTOP. It is rude! undecided

Pls do not derail.  cheeers!! wink

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Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by r231(m): 4:34pm On Apr 02, 2011
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by MsPotato(f): 4:38pm On Apr 02, 2011
Hmmmm. . . .
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Nobody: 4:42pm On Apr 02, 2011
And this has been working for you just perfectly, right?
lipsrsealed
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by MrsChima(f): 4:58pm On Apr 02, 2011
Mr. Cock,

Why won't you pull Raggy?
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by annawhite(f): 5:36pm On Apr 02, 2011
Mr cock
Your manner of approach is so lame,is this how you run things?
I can see why ur konko is getting dustier by the day
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Nobody: 5:43pm On Apr 02, 2011
anyone who takes advise from 'The Most Punny Rejected Tard' on this site deserves a flogging grin
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Odunnu: 5:58pm On Apr 02, 2011
I love the numbers 5 and 7 most. I can imagine. Lol
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by aminalib(f): 5:59pm On Apr 02, 2011
cork did that work out for u, as u sit alone at a public library computer?
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Nobody: 6:01pm On Apr 02, 2011
What's the difference between "look" and "peep"?
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by pwiz(m): 6:22pm On Apr 02, 2011
Ok
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Nobody: 7:11pm On Apr 02, 2011
mchew lipsrsealed
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Jackieugo(f): 8:11pm On Apr 02, 2011
This obviously isn't working for you OP lipsrsealed
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Beync(f): 8:14pm On Apr 02, 2011
@Op, No wonder them ladies eat ur money still they dont give u punny tongue
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Tingles(m): 8:43pm On Apr 02, 2011
Mr Cork, posting under the influence of punny fluid again?
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Nobody: 1:32am On Apr 03, 2011
lmao. I actually took the time to read a bit of what he said.
He has a point. . .somewhat lol smiley
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by MrCork17: 8:42pm On Apr 03, 2011
***Ladies, a simple 'Thank u Mr Cork' will not hurt!! wink ****
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by desholah(m): 9:10pm On Apr 03, 2011
OP.
Go and find a Noose and make use of it . . . . undecided grin grin
[size=2pt]I meant Hang yahself cheesy[/size]
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Scooby1(m): 9:12pm On Apr 03, 2011
OP,

clown grin grin grin grin
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Nobody: 9:19pm On Apr 03, 2011
desholah:

OP.
Go and find a Noose and make use of it . . . . undecided grin grin
[size=2pt]I meant Hang yahself cheesy[/size]
grin grin
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Nobody: 9:26pm On Apr 03, 2011
VOMITS I thought this virus went to jail for rapping Mrs. Chima
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by desholah(m): 9:36pm On Apr 03, 2011
^^Nah,He's such a gay like yah tongue
Howdy
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Nobody: 9:38pm On Apr 03, 2011
MF

Not so funny
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by desholah(m): 10:10pm On Apr 03, 2011
AL . . . . Whatever angry
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Nobody: 11:32pm On Apr 03, 2011
desholah:

^^Nah,He's such a gay like yah tongue
Howdy

grin grin grin

insult then say 'howdy' LOL.
I'm soooo gonna steal that move!
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by dpunisher: 1:20am On Apr 04, 2011
dont worry @ OP or rather @joker i will spill the beans for any brother out there having problems with getting a female friend or probably u want to lay a pipe in her right of way. i shall say this in stages

1 U have to look sharp and smart
2 When u see the woman u want give her FULL eye contact
3 approach her and say something to her about herself (beauty, dress sense, intelligence etc)
e.g i think you could be on a cover of a magazine
4 if shes till there laughing touching and not insulted you yet ur have decided if u want her as a gf or just as a right of way

if its a gf
do step 3 again plus take her out and buy gifts
and then ask her to be ur gf.
she can only tell u one answer yes or no
if the ans is yes goodluck to u
if the ans is no go back to step 1 and try it on next female ur interested in

if its a right of way that u want to lay pipe

invite her to your place
play nice music

remove your clothes

get a condom

lay ur pipe gently

pull out

relax with ur usual thing

satisfied now so do something about ur pocket









https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUUEu99qJCw&playnext=1&list=PL2282434C8A895653
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Pweety4me(f): 1:28am On Apr 04, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Mr Cork <<<<< ex player, Gods gifts to women, Former Mr Peckham, ladies man, Sweet sentive guy,

                       gentleman, edibly lookin and slightly related to Jay Z!!!!                   
                         
Here are tips to help you get any female, trusss me:

1.  Conquer the fear of approaching women
2.   ALways Start off with a bang
3.  Once you’re in, don’t back down
4.  Don’t show your cards too soon
5.   Tease her, then get her number
6.   Decide if you want to play the field or not
7.   [size=25pt]Never EVER look at her Nyansh on the first day[/size],  but u can peep, though!
      and then Take your game to the next level

Pls do not derail.  cheeers!! wink[/b]

So what does dat mean if he does?bootycall?
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Nobody: 7:48am On Apr 04, 2011
Mr, Cork:

***Ladies, a simple 'Thank u Mr Cork' will not hurt!! wink ****

Answer o lol. What's the difference between "look" and "peep"?? Lol.
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Ranoscky(m): 10:48am On Apr 04, 2011
Som1 is lookin for trouble here, and that person knows him/her self.

Allow a sleeping dog lie, I say!
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by DeepSoul(f): 11:00am On Apr 04, 2011
ogugua88:

Answer o lol. What's the difference between "look" and "peep"?? Lol.


LOOK = looking with wide eyed attention; without pretending that it's the floor you're looking at; looking at the yansh like a lost mumu

PEEP = looking with the corner of your eye; aka using style to look.

Mr, Cork:

***Ladies, a simple 'Thank u Mr Cork' will not hurt!! wink ****

Thank you Mr Kork!! We love you Mr Kork!! Wetin we go do without you??
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by rully2: 3:18pm On Apr 04, 2011
Really??, What about 7 ways to pull any Guy
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 7 Ways To Pull Any Chick! ((official)) by Nobody: 6:24pm On Apr 04, 2011
Deep Soul:
LOOK = looking with wide eyed attention; without pretending that it's the floor you're looking at; looking at the yansh like a lost mumu

PEEP = looking with the corner of your eye; aka using style to look.

Thanks, but I know what they mean. That's why Cork's definition is needed. As long as I'm concerned, the two are synonymous lol.

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