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Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by xynerise: 11:54pm On Jul 13, 2011
My friends told me they will organise a stripper to dance naked in my presence and she will be allowed to touch my kpekus to know if my johnson will kulie. This will be done 2days before my white wedding.
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Cuddlemii: 11:59pm On Jul 13, 2011
It happens foreign countries for bach eves. So spectate and don"t participate. With self control n mind management u can prevent ur whatever from moving. Its in the mind. Is it every girl that comes ur way dt gives u a woody, hells no! Except if u have not had your fill sha. But u sef which kind danger zone u wan enter before wedding, body no be fire wood sha.
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Dyt(f): 12:00am On Jul 14, 2011
Go on
it happens jst once
u ll b highly proud if dat pencil inbtw ur legs dont rise
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by satani23: 12:06am On Jul 14, 2011
Holy moses. I think its not every lady or woman that should give a man an arousal. Personal preference though.

op i have a questn for u
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by xynerise: 12:10am On Jul 14, 2011
^go on but ask me in english language pls.
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Dyt(f): 12:15am On Jul 14, 2011
Which lang e for ask u b4?
Heheheeheeeeehehehe
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by xynerise: 12:23am On Jul 14, 2011
^ what I meant was it should be concise and comprehendable and not frivolous. grin
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by african1(f): 12:24am On Jul 14, 2011
What is up with people and tricks? Don't your partners trust you? or is it some cultural thing? I am really curious!
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by satani23: 12:28am On Jul 14, 2011
xynerise:

^go on but ask me in english language pls.
which other language do i speak apart from anglais?
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Mynd44: 3:09am On Jul 14, 2011
I wonder what kind of test this is. In my circles, if that kinda situation comes up and junior does not respond, you are g ay
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by xynerise: 11:50am On Jul 14, 2011
^it just for fun dude. If your johnson stands up it means u cant resist a nude woman. Nothing else. cheesy
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by pendo89(f): 1:45pm On Jul 14, 2011
This is what dudes in my country do for their male friends.They are called 'bachelor'parties but the purpose is to say bye to bachelorhood.
undecided
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by MMM2(m): 2:14pm On Jul 14, 2011
op
pls tell ur wife. angry
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by uniqueren(f): 3:12pm On Jul 14, 2011
come on, its worth a try wink wink wink wink wink
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Mynd44: 8:40am On Jul 15, 2011
One thing is sure I WILL FAIL WOEFULLY
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by DAY12(m): 1:39pm On Jul 15, 2011
My kpekus nor go stand but thundering burst out ! undecided
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by kpolli(m): 2:27pm On Jul 15, 2011
so if it stands, u dont wanna get married or what??

hiss
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by kokoye(m): 3:37pm On Jul 15, 2011
Of course it will stand.

but that does not mean I will do anything will it.

too much too lose
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by xynerise: 8:43am On Jul 16, 2011
^ its embarrassing. grin
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Connoisseur(m): 9:24am On Jul 16, 2011
sounds like fun
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Cuddlemii: 2:11pm On Jul 16, 2011
kpolli:

so if it stands, u dont wanna get married or what??

hiss

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Connoisseur(m): 8:27pm On Jul 16, 2011
Cuddlemii:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.

if it stands, he is just been a man.
The problem willbe if he isnt man enough to take care of it.

P.S: cuddlemii, I'd like you to contact me. My email is on my profile.
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Cuddlemii: 2:01pm On Jul 18, 2011
Connoisseur:

if it stands, he is just been a man.
The problem willbe if he isnt man enough to take care of it.

P.S: cuddlemii, I'd like you to contact me. My email is on my profile.

U sound really confident. I like that. Ok the joke is now stale. u joke section peeps are trying to joke arnd with this section. grin grin grin grin
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Emeka72(m): 4:55pm On Jul 18, 2011
The best thing is dat u just get in a sad mood and I tell you u won't hav a hard on even if d babe is doing all sort of tins 2 u.
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Omolola1(f): 5:14pm On Jul 18, 2011
xynerise:

My friends told me they will organise a stripper to dance Unclad in my presence and she will be allowed to touch my kpekus to know if my johnson will kulie. This will be done 2days before my white wedding.

grin grin grin grin
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Connoisseur(m): 6:53pm On Jul 18, 2011
Cuddlemii:

U sound really confident. I like that. Ok the joke is now stale. u joke section peeps are trying to joke arnd with this section. grin grin grin grin

thats why i like you. U have your way with words.
ok maybe i got off on the wrong footing but you dont have to be harsh, it isnt you. I wanna be friends.
Are you on yim, let me contact you
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by chibaby5(f): 6:57pm On Jul 18, 2011
xynerise:

My friends told me they will organise a stripper to dance Unclad in my presence and she will be allowed to touch my kpekus to know if my johnson will kulie. This will be done 2days before my white wedding.

Good luck grin grin
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by xynerise: 12:34am On Jul 20, 2011
Thanks ;P
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Nobody: 12:37am On Jul 20, 2011
actually just keep it clean and no pix if not u'll be a bachelor real quick(that's if truly u are getting married)
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Nobody: 12:41am On Jul 20, 2011
also, make sure ur got no tranny as a stripper,trust me u'll thank me later
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Innez(m): 9:40am On May 03, 2012
[color=#770077][/color] cry
am gona fall
Re: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Innez(m): 9:42am On May 03, 2012
Sinc itz 4 fun, no nid 2 boda. My stuf is dfinitely goin 2 stand. Me na human being no.

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