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Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by sorrytoo: 4:12pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
When he comes up to u, Tell him TO F*U*C*K OFFF Trust me,he will be urs for life , |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by r231(m): 4:24pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
hahahahahaha |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by sorrytoo: 4:54pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Pweety4me(f): 4:58pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by mojounited(m): 5:10pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Slow day |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by sorrytoo: 5:19pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
mojounited: I've tried it on a man and i caught him, |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by mojounited(m): 5:25pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
sorrytoo:^Yeah, I can see you've caught r231 already. . . |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Arosa(m): 5:42pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Op, your strategy only works if you are pretty. |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Nobody: 5:49pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Arosa: Agreed. If you're pretty it doesn't really matter what comes out of your mouth at that point; the playa or mugu has already made up his mind. |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Pweety4me(f): 5:53pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Any1 willing to explain, i'm lost? |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Arosa(m): 6:02pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Pweety4me:It's a reverse strategy, when a pretty woman tells a man to piss-off. The man is going to want her the more Because he would think she is all that, and he would do anything in his power to have her. |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Pweety4me(f): 6:02pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
^^So is that being a b.tch or playing hard to get? |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Nobody: 6:03pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Arosa: for real? if it's an ugly woman nko. btw i thought the op was being sarcastic. |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Arosa(m): 6:08pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Pweety4me:You can call it playing hard to get, but It's part of the art of seduction. if she is an ugly woman she will be insulted back. |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Pweety4me(f): 6:10pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Lol what if i don't use profanity? how can i say it in a 'classy' way |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Nobody: 6:10pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
The girl has to be fine to try that. A typical naija guy's internal monologue when approaching a wowo girl is this: omo, I never "chop" in quite a bit. Getting kinda desperate here and these fine girls dey take too much damn time! Wait . . . [b]wetin [/b]be that? oh na person. Ok e get skirt, but wetin be that for ein face? oya well e go do for now. Kai but this girl worth am so? I've knacked better. Anyway, make I jus convince myself say she no too wowo like that. It's all in the mind . . . abi no be so dem talk am? <starts to walk towards not-so-attractive girl> mehn I hope say those other hot babes I dey pursue no dey around here <looks around, then continues walking> cuz I go definitely loose some guy-man points for this low-level runs I wan engage so. Come see, I'm doing this girl a HUGE favor by approaching her so if she wan pour sand for her own garri by giving me one kin' DIRTY useless attitude I go STROKE the living foolishness comot ein head. She best arrange herself quick quick for fast choppin' as she no go get this kin' opportunity again with that kin' face. <reaches the girl> "Hi " someone feel free to fill in the rest. |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Nobody: 6:11pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Arosa: fair enough. |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Pweety4me(f): 6:13pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Na lie, some guys no get brain, but i go try am sha. |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Thirst4Lif: 8:04pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
The girl has to be fine to try that. So true! |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by sorrytoo: 11:06pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
2buff: Guy reaches the not so attractive girl n goes ,hey baby was sop ? U go dance? Not so attractive girl turns around eyes him up and down n goes f*u*c*k off f Guy swaggers back n goes ya father,ya mama ,na me u say bleep off? Take! Waka! See this wowo girl o, na me this chimpey dey say f!u!c!k! Offf too ?, u wey I wan help , ! Gba, baba e, U this mummy ,wetin u find come this club , u no know say na your pikins dey here , Yansh u no get ,Bobbi no dey,face be like yam, u come get mouth dey s!w,e,a,r, Wo no try am next time o, if say no be club we dey ,I for don show u levels , rabbbish, n guy grabs his drink ,pop his collar n swaggers off, Not so attractive girl holds head n goes ,yeeee , who send me,see abuse,see shame, me, wey man never talk to for club before ,I see man like this come dey go f!u!c!k off,che I , na who send me make I follow sorrytooo, o, see disgrace, when meat go come my side again, ha sorrytoo,u no do good o, ,!! Light fades, 1 Like |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Nobody: 11:26pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
^^ LOL A perfect ending! Classic and skit-worthy. You're good at this |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by tashanja(m): 6:37am On Apr 05, 2011 |
^^^^ Yeah, she's good just like her figure (check d profile) |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by MsPotato(f): 7:06am On Apr 05, 2011 |
Do that in my country and see what those boys will do to you "Even Osama Bin Laden will cry". . , . . |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Freiburger(m): 7:06am On Apr 05, 2011 |
sorrytoo: Try that to my type and you will be F*U*C*K OFF for life. |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Nobody: 8:31am On Apr 05, 2011 |
It doesn't always work like that , I have a close pal who doesn't take sh.it from any girl , fine or not. The guy being a fine boy has this arrogant air about him towards girl. A fine babe , now my friend , moved into his area about 2 years ago and my guy seeing she was hot tried to woo her but e be like say the girl sef dey pompous too , and she told my friend off. My friend calmly left her and never approached her , as we speak this girl has been trying to date my guy for the past 2 years , she has sent a retinue of guys/girls/friends/family to my guy for just a date. The funny thing is this girl is mad sexy and virtually all virile men in the area want to date her , talk about the tables being turned. |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by sorrytoo: 9:39am On Apr 05, 2011 |
apocalypse: the word is UR AREA ur area fit be oshodi n men there fit be area boyzzzzz, so she no get choice than to beg, |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Nobody: 9:55am On Apr 05, 2011 |
You know what you are right about one thing , my area isn't so far from Oshodi , heard about Mafoluku ? That's where I hang out. But the funny thing is we live in an estate and there are no "area" boys there , infact na clean guys dey my end. |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by sorrytoo: 10:28am On Apr 05, 2011 |
apocalypse: n good for u , |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Goldieluks: 10:33am On Apr 05, 2011 |
@OP,true kinda |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Nobody: 10:38am On Apr 05, 2011 |
@poster, especially the Mr.Corks of the world. . .(yes ladies sadly he is not the only one ) |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by sorrytoo: 12:17pm On Apr 05, 2011 |
MzDarkSkin: lol, i know, |
Re: Ladies, One Way To Catch Any Man! by Nobody: 1:04pm On Apr 05, 2011 |
;d ;d |
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