Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,195,339 members, 7,957,907 topics. Date: Wednesday, 25 September 2024 at 12:23 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Laws Of Life (1628 Views)
When Your In-laws Want To Eat More Than The Fruit Of Their Labor / Newton Actually Had Four Laws Of Motion And Not Three. / Laws Of Life : Funny Facts (2) (3) (4)
Laws Of Life by feelgood(m): 4:02pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
Laws of Life: When one wishes to unlock a door but has only one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von fumbles law) A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys inside. (Yale law of destiny) When your hands are covered with oil, grease or glue, your nose will start to itch or you'll need to pee. (Law of ichiban) Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Insurance so sorry law) When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't followed all the instructions. (Destiny awaits law) If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his, it's probably because you have not realized the seriousness of the problem (law of gravitas) Most problems are not created nor solved, they only change appearances. (First Law of Persistence Dynamics) When you run to answer the telephone, you will pick up the receiver just in time to hear the other party hang up on you. (Principle of Dingaling) The call you've been waiting for all day will arrive when you are about to make a call. Or just after. (Principle of Bellsouth) If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time, they will always be on at the same time. (Law of wasteland) The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it is exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi. (Law of pi eyed) The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is directly proportional to the need to be clean. (Law of Campbell scoop, Children's edition) The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is directly proportional to price of the clothes. (Law of Campbell scoop, Adult edition) Sitting down on the commode will cause the doorbell to ring. (Law of O Golly Gee!) Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's hairdo.(The donking principle) One week after discarding something you haven't used for years, you will need it. (Law of fatal irreversibility) Arriving early for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and if you arrive late everyone else will have arrived before you. (Law of deLay) Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come out alive anyway." (Theory of absolute certainty) |
Re: Laws Of Life by akunta(f): 10:13am On Apr 12, 2011 |
all so true, nice one! |
Re: Laws Of Life by Idowuogbo(f): 10:16am On Apr 12, 2011 |
thumbs up poster , refreshing |
Re: Laws Of Life by kodylicky(f): 10:27am On Apr 12, 2011 |
nice one poster!! |
Re: Laws Of Life by snthesis(m): 1:33pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
vwry refreshing- abt time too |
Re: Laws Of Life by StudioCFR(m): 2:48pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
weldone poster lol |
Re: Laws Of Life by shakara4u(m): 3:35pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
weldone poster lol as if him understand am, mstweeee poster gud one, |
Re: Laws Of Life by StudioCFR(m): 4:03pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
u dey talk under the influence of alcohol. So the best thing to do as a wise man is to ignore you. |
Re: Laws Of Life by shakara4u(m): 4:19pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
i reallly wish u could b able to ignore me but since its ur fervent prayer to grow up n b like me am afraid u cant!!!! proove me wrong |
Re: Laws Of Life by feelgood(m): 6:51pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
Shuo - joke don turn to fight. Nairaland |
Re: Laws Of Life by yinkalink(f): 11:22pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
Thumpin gud'un. |
Re: Laws Of Life by Favourdolly(f): 4:37pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
Dat's nice |
Re: Laws Of Life by himclfgud(m): 7:30am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Nice |
Re: Laws Of Life by anodebe(m): 9:31am On Nov 14, 2012 |
WHAT IS STRESS? U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she faints inside ur car&u take her 2d hospital. Now that's stressful. But at d hospital, d doctor says she is pregnant& congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting very stressful. U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting extremely stressful. After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d father cuz u are infertile. U are extremely stressed but relieved. On ur way bak home, u start rememberin dat u left 3 kids at home. Who d Hell is their father? NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news |
Re: Laws Of Life by Nobody: 12:45pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
anodebe: WHAT IS STRESS?Must you post this same yoke in all the thread you see??.? |
Re: Laws Of Life by anodebe(m): 5:49am On Nov 15, 2012 |
**SAD News!** Akpors Sacked From School! Baba Akpors: Akpors, why are you home so early today? Any problem in your school? Akpors: Papa, Miss Uju said I should leave her class because she asked when is her next period and I told her next month. She told me Not to return to her class again! for more jokes and gossip, news www.facebook.com/tonison.news |
(1) (Reply)
Phones Phones Phones! / God And Adam / Obonkutu Part One!= = =projan
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 20 |