Laws of Life:

When one wishes to unlock a door but has only one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von fumbles law)

A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys inside. (Yale law of destiny)

When your hands are covered with oil, grease or glue, your nose will start to itch or you'll need to pee. (Law of ichiban)

Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Insurance so sorry law)

When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't followed all the instructions. (Destiny awaits law)

If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his, it's probably because you have not realized the seriousness of the problem (law of gravitas)

Most problems are not created nor solved, they only change appearances. (First Law of Persistence Dynamics)

When you run to answer the telephone, you will pick up the receiver just in time to hear the other party hang up on you. (Principle of Dingaling)

The call you've been waiting for all day will arrive when you are about to make a call. Or just after. (Principle of Bellsouth)

If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time, they will always be on at the same time. (Law of wasteland)

The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it is exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi. (Law of pi eyed)

The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is directly proportional to the need to be clean. (Law of Campbell scoop, Children's edition)

The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is directly proportional to price of the clothes. (Law of Campbell scoop, Adult edition)

Sitting down on the commode will cause the doorbell to ring. (Law of O Golly Gee!)

Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's hairdo.(The donking principle)

One week after discarding something you haven't used for years, you will need it. (Law of fatal irreversibility)

Arriving early for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and if you arrive late everyone else will have arrived before you. (Law of deLay)

Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come out alive anyway." (Theory of absolute certainty)

all so true,
nice one!

thumbs up poster , refreshing

nice one poster!!

vwry refreshing- abt time too

weldone poster lol

weldone poster lol

as if him understand am, mstweeee

poster gud one,

u dey talk under the influence of alcohol.
So the best thing to do as a wise man is to ignore you.

i reallly wish u could b able to ignore me

but since its ur fervent prayer to grow up n b like me

am afraid u cant!!!!

proove me wrong

Shuo - joke don turn to fight. Nairaland

Thumpin gud'un.

Dat's nice

Nice

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

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anodebe: WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

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Akpors Sacked From School!
Baba Akpors: Akpors, why
are you home so early
today?
Any problem in your school? Akpors: Papa, Miss Uju said I
should leave her class
because she asked when is her
next period and I told
her next month.
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