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I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by silentvoice: 12:47pm On Apr 06, 2021

Mods please Instead of moving to the anoyher section please move to front page so I can get more opinions or something on this

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Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Nobody: 12:52pm On Apr 06, 2021

You want us to contribute on how to help a man that is not your husband overcome his erectile dysfunction problems and furck you?

Madam, kindly close your legs before he turns you into a sperm bank and dump you when he's tired.

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Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by doggedfighter(f): 12:57pm On Apr 06, 2021

Your boyfriend is very stupid and stupidity rubs off.

Hence your opening this thread.

You sound very young, hope you are not underaged?

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Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Refinedbeing(m): 1:02pm On Apr 06, 2021

Mod, frontpage? On to okobo matter? SMH

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Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by bercarray(m): 1:22pm On Apr 06, 2021

Nigerian ladies na everything una dey need urgently. From urgent 2k to urgent advise

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Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by blinking001(m): 1:25pm On Apr 06, 2021

You are the problem OP. Wonder what that guy is still doing with you. You're very lucky he hasn't dumbed your possessed and depressed silly ass already.

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by SeekerofTruth1: 1:35pm On Apr 06, 2021

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by padi94(m): 1:36pm On Apr 06, 2021

So cos fvck dey hungry you, and your bf dink no gree stand, that na why you are calling mod.

Woman, I put it to you that your brain have mental dysfunction. Someone you are not even married to, some girls and being shameless are 5 & 6.

Ps: one guy in another thread is complaining that his dink is always erect, I think you should change boyfriend.

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Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Bornsinner7: 1:42pm On Apr 06, 2021

Ah! ma, it is his alternator

The alternator generate power from the engine to run the electrical parts of the machine. if the alternator dies while driving it will stop and be flaccid..

You can help him by hooking up ~~your right hand~~ positive cable on the terminal of the battery.. hook up the negative cable beneath the battery.. rub the battery from top to bottom while you apply a teaspoon of engine oil or better still use the alkaline liquid..

If the problem continues.. he needs to visit a ~~brothel~~ mechanic workshop

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Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by HarunaWest(m): 1:52pm On Apr 06, 2021

I drink a softdrink a day, atimes two sef...Buh Gbola dry fire steady.....Ask him if he masturbates alot.

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Akwaibomdude(m): 1:59pm On Apr 06, 2021

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Karleb(m): 2:04pm On Apr 06, 2021

Get him kanyamaza grin

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Cerebellum: 2:08pm On Apr 06, 2021

Tell him To start taking Agbo

How will you taking consuming sugary things and to take Bitter things will be a problem

Unless wee wee cut his dicck ni grin

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Sammmyyyy(m): 2:29pm On Apr 06, 2021

Na person wey don chop belle full dey think this kind mumu thing.

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by samwash(m): 2:38pm On Apr 06, 2021

HarunaWest:
I drink a softdrink a day, atimes two sef...Buh Gbola dry fire steady.....Ask him if he masturbates alot.

Guy I beg you cut that shit completely & replace it with fruits,ED doesn't start in a day.
Two bottles a day, that's too much, before you go come nack beer joint ham.
As for the Op, I for give you advice, since you never marry I go leave the mata has he be.

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Kondomatic(m): 2:43pm On Apr 06, 2021

silentvoice:

He tried to have sex with me some days ago but it wasnt something I really wanted, it didnt exactly work out(go in) but there was blood and I dont know if I can still say I'm still a virgin

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by baralatie(m): 5:22pm On Apr 06, 2021

JidennaJason:
You want us to contribute on how to help a man that is not your husband overcome his erectile dysfunction problems and furck you?

Madam, kindly close your legs before he turns you into a sperm bank and dump you when he's tired.

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by baralatie(m): 5:29pm On Apr 06, 2021

doggedfighter:

ehn! na wetin happen

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Duplexxx: 5:31pm On Apr 06, 2021

Make he dey drink very hot pepper soup

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by doggedfighter(f): 5:37pm On Apr 06, 2021

baralatie:

ehn!
na wetin happen

Where's your contribution on this dick matter? grin

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Michelle55: 5:40pm On Apr 06, 2021

He should take baby oku manpower..
Don't thank me later..

What are nairalanders for?

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Nobody: 5:40pm On Apr 06, 2021

padi94:
So cos fvck dey hungry you, and your bf dink no gree stand, that na why you are calling mod.

Woman, I put it to you that your brain have mental dysfunction. Someone you are not even married to, some girls and being shameless are 5 & 6.

Ps: one guy in another thread is complaining that his dink is always erect, I think you should change boyfriend.

Hahahahahaha... abegooo grin

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Nobody: 5:41pm On Apr 06, 2021

Michelle55:
He should take baby oku manpower..
Don't thank me later..

What are nairalanders for?

Hmmm.. coachella na so

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Michelle55: 5:42pm On Apr 06, 2021

dairykidd:

Hmmm.. coachella na so

Na you teach me na.. cool

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Nobody: 5:45pm On Apr 06, 2021

Michelle55:

Na you teach me na..

Me? baby oku? U dey mistake me for somebody else cheesy

All those things wey dey chop kidney

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Michelle55: 5:48pm On Apr 06, 2021

dairykidd:

Me? baby oku? U dey mistake me for somebody else All those things wey dey chop kidney

Kindly help the Op by replacing her bf as per chairman wey your gbola be nau

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Nobody: 6:12pm On Apr 06, 2021

JidennaJason:
You want us to contribute on how to help a man that is not your husband overcome his erectile dysfunction problems and furck you?

Madam, kindly close your legs before he turns you into a sperm bank and dump you when he's tired.

Oga Help D Guy If U Can. Na Guy Like U. 4get D Bf Or No Bf Stuff.

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Nobody: 6:13pm On Apr 06, 2021

Truvel:
Oga Help D Guy If U Can. Na Guy Like U. 4get D Bf Or No Bf Stuff.

I did not restrict you from offering your own help.

Kindly do so.

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Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Pweetyccee(f): 8:17pm On Apr 06, 2021

Na wa ooo
No advice

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by silentvoice: 8:58pm On Apr 06, 2021

Up till now I haven't gotten any meaningful thing from here and Nairaland wasnt even like this before, it's just littered with trolls now....

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Newyam2: 9:03pm On Apr 06, 2021

Which kind story be dis nah. We nid to increase age limitation on nairaland.

Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Nobody: 9:27pm On Apr 06, 2021

Michelle55:

Kindly help the Op by replacing her bf as per chairman wey your gbola be nau

Lool.. this babe ur head never still correct abi grin

You want put me for trouble with all these ur one side statements. My babe dey satisfy my gbola, she's a complete, healthy dish grin

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