Busy_body:

How can I explain this sef, er . . . they can both conveniently be posting whilst he is carrying her on his laps whilst she sits on him whilst he is on the desk aka lap dance . . .rear entry on bed can equally achieve this . . .also it is easy to both post in missionary position, scissors, "69", spooning, asian cowgirl, ben dover, trimming the hedges, wheelbarrow, see-saw etcetera, etcetera, etcetera

I confess to having posted in this position. 

abeg who is 13?

ThiefOfHearts:

abeg who is 13?

you but we still love you

See what you have caused busybody I have to go and google asian cowgirl!  

So thats what its called  

Umm Debo I hope you were doing the rear entry sha and if so where did you balance the laptop  .  Its much easier for a girl to post while she is being entered via her *cough* *cough*

Busy_body:


Very strange, what is very strange here, If not that I don't want to corrupt these 13 year old ladies here in our midst namely Ibebe-idi, Ibkaye, Toh and Ikamefa and virgins like Dayokanu and Debosky

How can I explain this sef, er . . . they can both conveniently be posting whilst he is carrying her on his laps whilst she sits on him whilst he is on the desk aka lap dance . . .rear entry on bed can equally achieve this . . .also it is easy to both post in missionary position, scissors, "69", spooning, asian cowgirl, ben dover, trimming the hedges, wheelbarrow, see-saw etcetera, etcetera, etcetera


Er . . . perchance Mukina or any Moderator should see this, just tell them we are discussing some boring gardening stuff, yeah thats it

can somebody please explain what all these mean to a teen and a newbie like me

^
use your tongue to count your teeth

OAM4J:

can somebody please explain what all these mean to a teen and a newbie like me

newbie indeed.

afta u don go DO mukina behind closed doors 2 become a mod

yeye

^my lawyer will be calling you

LadyT:

Umm Debo I hope you were doing the rear entry sha and if so where did you balance the laptop  .  Its much easier for a girl to post while she is being entered via her *cough* *cough*

Don't you remember we were posting together during the rear entry?

abeg shouldnt you be cleaning poop?

@ Debo so that was what you were busy doing behind my back abi?

busybody20:

newbie indeed.

afta u don go DO mukina behind closed doors 2 become a mod  

yeye

I dont DO closed doors. It is an open secret that I live in Mukina's bedroom.

Mukina2/OAM4J = StepheP/

OAM4J:

I dont DO closed doors. It is an open secret that I live in Mukina's bedroom.

Mukina2/OAM4J = StepheP/

So you guys are at the rear entry thing too!

Na wa oooo

LadyT:

@ Debo so that was what you were busy doing behind my back abi?

Did you think it was the rampant rabbit?

ThiefOfHearts:

abeg shouldnt you be cleaning poop?  

I've bought an automatic nappy changer.  

dayokanu:

Na wa oooo

it wasn't me .

I don't know why you are exposing our loff secrets this way Debo I know when you run out of Viagra you will switch to rabbit to help you perform!!!But do you have to tell everyone?

TOH don't mind him his new personal scent is baby poop.

^

Debo na Monster  he nor nid rabbit or cow 2 perform 

_{abeg na imagination o}

mukina2:

^
use your tongue to count your teeth

Must you confirm to them that we do the same and that we understand all what busybody was talking about?

Please lets keep our secrets secret abeg.

^ dat explains mukina's absense on nl for one month. It's an open secret 

your handwork go soon show in 9 mths time  congrats!

^Amebo! must you tell the whole world? abeg, we refuse to share our secrets with anyone here jor, I refuse to let you know that it was a maternity leave she had and she had triplets. lailai I will not tell our secrets.

muki don get belle

Na who dash Ekaette belle

Look who we have here!
Hey You! Where have you been?

Odunnu:

Look who we have here!
Hey You! Where have you been?

My friend face front jare. I left debo, dayo and co for you, e no do you? remove ya eyez from doyin

BB eku se oooo. I see ya handiwork. Thank God for my virgin sef, I don't have to bother myself wit my numerous dictionaries trying to find out what akwa ibom Asian cow gurl, angle 69, canine and co mean

[size=2pt]Is canine style the same one I practiced with Saga? the one that he threw me up and I ended up  landing on both my knees, still sore from the kneeling down[/size]

See positions.wow.Any male up for online praticals,free to air~ LMAO.

^ I am available . . .

very much so!

Can i see a picture of ur "skull bags" first?Me,I no dey for 'push-and-start' oh,ur lizard shld be at alert and nodding 24/7.location Lol

^ sorry no pics.

I guess u go for Dayokanu, I forgot that am supposed to be celibate for the time being . . .

I need to pray for ur souls

^thank your stars and advisers. I no go tell you wetin for happen to you.

ifyalways:

Can i see a picture of your "skull bags" first?Me,I no dey for 'push-and-start' oh,your lizard shld be at alert and nodding 24/7.location Lol

Ify dem don spoil you finish for me.

hannie don go celibate?

I might be available, but my own alertness na 25/7 if you can handle it.  

@ Jenny

We will meet in the bedroom. . . . when did I agree for you to transfer my services?

@Debosky

I dont do strangers . . .

I only do my wifeys GAMINE and TOYINRAYO . . .

I am a freaking FIDEL!