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Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by TCD: 3:22pm On May 13, 2011 |
Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work Author: Nacomprende 12 May 2011 | 13:33 Comments: 1 0 digg Traducir al Español Advertise with us Guanabee Staff Publisher/Sales Daniel Mauser Managing Editor Cindy Casares Associate Editor Marcelo Baez Contributing Editor Ohhellsnah Contributing Editor Julio Torres Contributing Editor El Guapo Associate Art Director Liran Okanon Have you seen, heard or read something interesting lately? Tip your editors Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn— using her work's computer, no less — legally. Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse: "I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal." Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen times a day. So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo. Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won. Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil— awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances. Source: Analitica What do you think? |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by 190: 3:30pm On May 13, 2011 |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by MMM2(m): 3:34pm On May 13, 2011 |
she don solve her own problem. |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by alagha: 3:36pm On May 13, 2011 |
not applicable in 9ja, pls take note! |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by babyme1(f): 3:37pm On May 13, 2011 |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by kevoh(m): 3:39pm On May 13, 2011 |
Odd World! |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by CrudeOil1(m): 4:00pm On May 13, 2011 |
She is in the wrong profession. |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by Nobody: 5:53pm On May 13, 2011 |
I give any man wey marry her 3 weeks for am to quench. Walahi no man can satisfy her , dem never born am. |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by Jackieugo(f): 6:34pm On May 13, 2011 |
Na wa o |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by Nobody: 10:02pm On May 13, 2011 |
She should be in the p0rn industry making cash. She is wasting her natural talent. |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by sexylogan(m): 10:06pm On May 13, 2011 |
wonders indeed, shall never end. |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by Mynd44: 10:08pm On May 13, 2011 |
Lucky woman |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by Tosinville(m): 12:50am On May 14, 2011 |
She need to start acting BF cos ladies like dis can destroy any man's life in 2days. |
Re: Brazillian Woman Wins The Right To Self-service At Work by Nobody: 11:41am On Apr 13, 2016 |
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