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Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by 190: 12:40pm On Jun 09, 2011
^xcuse me who is ogansajo angry angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by Ranoscky(m): 1:02pm On Jun 09, 2011
Question.
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by 190: 1:38pm On Jun 09, 2011
^You don chop slap before angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by Ranoscky(m): 1:43pm On Jun 09, 2011
who wan slap the slap sef, na you?
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by 190: 1:45pm On Jun 09, 2011
Ranoscky:

who wan slap the slap sef, na you?


Dont dare me, i go forget bottle for your head angry angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MrsChima(f): 3:18pm On Jun 09, 2011
Ms. Potato:

Hey! I thought the battle towards Lord Reed between you and me is over? shocked I didnt knw u still want him. Abeg now. leave my NL sweetheart alone angry Besides u are already married. Why else is your name MRS. Chima angry

What's that got to do with us having a challenge? angry angry angry Are you "attached" too? lipsrsealed
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MsPotato(f): 3:35pm On Jun 09, 2011
Ranoscky:

^ I should be asking you that question.

Im not angry my dear embarassed


El Guapo:

My n.l crushes?? That should be -

Omolola kiss

Yinkalink kiss

Idowuogbo

Ms Potato kiss

Mzdarkskin

Natasha kiss

Odunnu

Pweety4me

Lysaa

Chi-baby kiss

Inkerd-nerd

Baby.me

Tpiah@

* Gawd! All these As.ses 4 moi?, shocked a burial should be anticipated * embarassed grin


WOW! Im in your long list? Does that man I have to be your concubine or some sort? shocked shocked shocked


Ranoscky:

One for who?

I dont do Nairalanders, xcept Ms potato & Hotie Tima.

Wow! Really? Im so flattered embarassed cry cry

Mrs.Chima:

What's that got to do with us having a challenge? angry angry angry Are you "attached" too? lipsrsealed
casue u grabbin ma man ooo angry angry angry Abeg now. Mrs Chima, your husband is waiting for u after his badminton match. Go back o him and leave Lord Reed alone angry or I have to go to Okija Shrine to defeat you tongue
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MrsChima(f): 3:51pm On Jun 09, 2011
Ms. Potato,

You haven't answer my question! Are you attached too? smiley
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MrCork17: 3:57pm On Jun 09, 2011
Ms. Potato:

Im not angry my dear  embarassed


WOW! Im in your long list? Does that man I have to be your concubine or some sort?  shocked shocked shocked


Wow! Really? Im so flattered  embarassed cry cry
casue u grabbin ma man ooo  angry angry angry Abeg now. Mrs Chima, your husband is waiting for u after his badminton match. Go back o him and leave Lord Reed alone  angry or I have to go to Okija Shrine to defeat you  tongue




HALT THERE!!!. why is my name NOT there? angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by 190: 3:58pm On Jun 09, 2011
Mr, Cork:


HALT THERE!!!. why is my name NOT there? angry
grin grin grin
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MrCork17: 3:59pm On Jun 09, 2011
Mrs.Chima.  so when can i hump you like  rabbit?   i swaaar ama nice guy wink
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by Nobody: 6:17pm On Jun 09, 2011
190:

Ermm everybody

Please may i have your attention

I would like to say that henceforth from 9/6/2011, I have done an assessment and decided to Marry 3 women out of my 12 wives who were

earlier bethroted to me from last year, Please for the sake of peace

i would advice all nairaland men not to venture 1,0000 KM/H close to any of these 3 women else UNA KNOW WETIN I FIT DO!! angry angry


These women are:

1) Annita19
You're giving me moves that hit from all sides
and when you are hitting like that you melt my eyes


She don't need any better
It's all coming back
I can feel it
The girl's too young
She don't know any better
It's all coming back
I can feel it

And though I never know you
I look at your face.
To tell you that I love you
Don't know what to say
You're everything I got, you beautiful girl
The only thing I live for in the whole wide world



2) Ogugua
I see her wake up in the morning
See her smile with sleepy eyes
She's got that tiny dimple when she's yawning
She still hits me by surprise
I can't help looking at her changing
How she takes off her shirt and does her hair
Still can't believe what I see
She means the world to me



3) Rebel number 1 -- AKA THUNDER IN YOUR FACE -- MZDARKSKIN
She's amazing
See the fire in her eyes that's always blazing
She's got everything to take my breath away
And with anything she does she makes my world sing
She's amazing


Fairy tale angry

*Chews some Popcorns n grab a Seat*
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by 190: 7:24pm On Jun 09, 2011
El Guapo:



Fairy tale angry

*Chews some Popcorns n grab a Seat*

Whats fairy about the tail angry angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by jackpot(f): 7:57pm On Jun 09, 2011
^^dude, you are in DISNEYLAND where er'thing is possible
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jun 09, 2011
190:

Whats fairy about the tail angry angry

Cos the three dont give a heck about ur 2inches prick angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MrsChima(f): 8:22pm On Jun 09, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Mrs.Chima.  so when can i hump you like  rabbit?   i swaaar ama nice guy wink

Can you lift your third leg up and insert it in someone's honeypot without breathing erratically?
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by 190: 9:03pm On Jun 09, 2011
El Guapo:

Cos the three give alot outta heck about your 12inches prick angry

Now you are talking angry angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jun 09, 2011
12 inches u wish! Bet u'ld need moi n Mr Cork to help u in the Venture angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by 190: 9:46pm On Jun 09, 2011
El Guapo:

12 inches u wish! Bet u'ld need moi n Mr Cork to help u in the Venture angry

shurrrup old foooL angry angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by Nobody: 3:22am On Jun 10, 2011
190 am jxt trying to help here, u know u cant poke out a scream wiv a 2inches rod angry angry angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MsPotato(f): 3:30am On Jun 10, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Ms. Potato,

You haven't answer my question! Are you attached too? smiley

Not really. Im still looking for a suiter. thats why my name is still Ms and not Mrs. wink


Mr, Cork:


HALT THERE!!!. why is my name NOT there? angry

U should ask El Guapo naa. Ask him and he might put you in his list wink


190:

grin grin grin

I will inform El Guapo to put you on his list to. Thank me later sweety kiss
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by Nobody: 3:41am On Jun 10, 2011
Ms. Potato:

WOW! Im in your long list? Does that man I have to be your concubine or some sort? shocked shocked shocked

NaY My love. .u can jxt bench them all and take ova my heart 4 eva kiss

N/B AM SEEKING TO MARRY A MALAYSIAN WOMAN kiss cool
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by Nobody: 3:45am On Jun 10, 2011
Ms. Potato:

U should ask El Guapo naa. Ask him and he might put you in his list  wink


I will inform El Guapo to put you on his list to. Thank me later sweety  kiss

Darling am aint G.a.Y naa, Even if there was a chance it cant be Cork n 190, they'v got hard yanshes angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MsPotato(f): 3:45am On Jun 10, 2011
El Guapo:

NaY My love. .u can jxt bench them all and take ova my heart 4 eva kiss

N/B AM SEEKING TO MARRY A MALAYSIAN WOMAN kiss cool

I have a feeling you are going to break my heart because as I remembered, u were married to Omolola!  angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MsPotato(f): 3:46am On Jun 10, 2011
El Guapo:

Darling am aint G.a.Y naa embarassed angry

But they both want to be on your list ooo. Especially Mr Cork. He said so above. sad
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MrsChima(f): 3:54am On Jun 10, 2011
Ms. Potato:

Not really. Im still looking for a suiter. thats why my name is still Ms and not Mrs. wink


U should ask El Guapo naa. Ask him and he might put you in his list wink


I will inform El Guapo to put you on his list to. Thank me later sweety kiss

You was so in love a minute ago and now it "not really"? Hmm. Good luck in your search. lipsrsealed
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:07am On Jun 10, 2011
Ms. Potato:

I have a feeling you are going to break my heart because as I remembered, u were married to Omolola!  angry

Sweetie i parted wiv Omolola on mutual consent, though we stil speak on phone, believe me ur heart would be in safe hands cos am a gud goalheartkeeper kiss
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MsPotato(f): 4:26am On Jun 10, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

You was so in love a minute ago and now it "not really"? Hmm. Good luck in your search. lipsrsealed

Thats in the real world my dear. But we are talking about NL now grin


El Guapo:

Sweetie i parted wiv Omolola on mutual consent, though we stil speak on phone, believe me your heart would be in safe hands cos am a gud goalheartkeeper kiss

UGHHHHHH!!! shocked shocked shocked U want steal my pinky? shocked shocked shocked U want touch my picky? shocked shocked shocked U will never flick her bean! angry angry angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:31am On Jun 10, 2011
Pinky ke??
Baby, am that kinda GuY u'v been lurking for ok. .u know i cant possibly break ur heart, Ask me why wink
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MrsChima(f): 5:38am On Jun 10, 2011
Ms. Potato:

Thats in the real world my dear. But we are talking about NL now grin


UGHHHHHH!!! shocked shocked shocked U want steal my pinky? shocked shocked shocked U want touch my picky? shocked shocked shocked U will never flick her bean! angry angry angry

Okay. Now since we talking about NL, may the juicest lipsrsealed wins! tongue
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by MsPotato(f): 6:36am On Jun 10, 2011
El Guapo:

Pinky ke??
Baby, am that kinda GuY u'v been lurking for ok. .u know i cant possibly break your heart, Ask me why wink

but u have already break by heart with the following statement

El Guapo:

Sweetie i parted wiv Omolola on mutual consent, though we stil speak on phone, believe me your heart would be in safe hands cos am a gud [color=#990000]goalkeeper kiss[/color]


its obvious u just wanna get into my pants cry cry cry


Mrs.Chima:

Okay. Now since we talking about NL, may the juicest lipsrsealed wins! tongue

u cannot have him sha cause we are like two peas in a pod angry
Re: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by Nobody: 7:08am On Jun 10, 2011
Ok Potato what do u wan me to do to prove my love request is Genuine? undecided

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