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Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by daroz(m): 5:59pm On May 22, 2011
Hello Nairalanders, Musa my Northerner gateman is missing in action. I have not set my eyes on him since I returned from church. angry
He must must have been raptured, or what do u think? shocked shocked shocked
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by daroz(m): 6:01pm On May 22, 2011
O Lord have mercy
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by bb2011imo: 6:04pm On May 22, 2011
Lol . . . . If there are a rapture. . .Not an Northerner who didnt knw what is a rapture.
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by buzugee(m): 6:12pm On May 22, 2011
grin grin ya Northerner is at the suya lounge buying pipty pipe naira suya and shayi

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Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by daroz(m): 6:25pm On May 22, 2011
buzugee:

grin grin ya Northerner is at the suya lounge buying pipty pipe naira suya and shayi

grin grin grin
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by snowdrops(m): 6:29pm On May 22, 2011
may the sweet lord have mercy on you people smiley
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by daroz(m): 6:32pm On May 22, 2011
And wait o, I just thought of this, what if on the last day we now realise that its all these Northerners and almajiris that are the real saints, and we the xtains(God forbids) are the unbelievers, what will u do?  undecided undecided
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by mikuz(m): 6:48pm On May 22, 2011
daroz:

And wait o, I just thought of this, what if on the last day we now realise that its all these Northerners and almajiris that are the real saints, and we the xtains(God forbids) are the unbelievers, what will u do?  undecided undecided
what a thought!
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Mynd44: 6:59pm On May 22, 2011
Come to think of it i can't find that crazy chicken that disturbs my life since yesterday.
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by jmaine: 11:12pm On May 22, 2011
daroz:

Hello Nairalanders, Musa my Northerner gateman is missing in action. I have not set my eyes on him since I returned from church. angry
He must must have been raptured, or what do u think?  shocked shocked shocked

maybe some Vendetta seeking people raptured the Northerner themselves in a coded manner cheesy cheesy . . . 
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by lucabrasi(m): 11:38pm On May 22, 2011
will you just give this a rest,its getting mega annoying now rapture rapture!!!
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by OAM4J: 11:44pm On May 22, 2011
lol. grin
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Sunofgod(m): 12:33am On May 23, 2011
He may have raptured himself - grin

You better leave the gate permanently open for now.
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:34am On May 23, 2011
Some stu-pid ediot decided to play a jobless trick on my campus this morning.

They arranged clothes and shoes all over the campus to make it seem like the replture too place. Ediots. Scared me for a min thou cheesy
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by jmaine: 1:36am On May 23, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

Some stu-pid ediot decided to play a jobless trick on my campus this morning.

They arranged clothes and shoes all over the campus to make it seem like the replture too place. Ediots. Scared me for a min thou cheesy


Guilt cheesy cheesy . . .
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by daroz(m): 6:59am On May 23, 2011
The Northerner is back, looking very funny with no reasonable explanation to give, guess he must have been raptured to hell to meet Osama Bin laden and Abacha. grin grin grin
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by 190: 7:38am On May 23, 2011
How could this make the front page

is the OP and the Mods trying to make fun of God and God related issues

I dont blame this OP its harold camping that gave u guys the power
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by ufumes(m): 8:22am On May 23, 2011
Hope none of your properties are gone with him? Lol
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by 702: 8:24am On May 23, 2011
@190
or r the mods underutilizin their positions?
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by segunjowo(m): 8:33am On May 23, 2011
shocked
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by mastro: 8:57am On May 23, 2011
The Rapture happened.



None of you qualified!

.




er does that mean I didn't qualify either  grin
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by md4real(m): 9:00am On May 23, 2011
make the Northerner catch you, sucide bombing rapture go happen for your house by force.
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Bluetooth2: 9:11am On May 23, 2011
Check the nearest police station for your mai guard.
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by IH8Sn0W: 9:24am On May 23, 2011
How on earth did this crap get to the front page hissss,
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Ibomade1: 9:42am On May 23, 2011
buzugee:

grin grin ya Northerner is at the suya lounge buying pipty pipe naira suya and shayi


ROTFLMAO grin grin
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by r231(m): 9:42am On May 23, 2011
buzugee:

grin grin ya Northerner is at the suya lounge buying pipty pipe naira suya and shayi

grin grin
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by tofeenab(m): 9:58am On May 23, 2011
AM ALARMED THAT THIS WILL BE ALLOWED BY THE MODERATOR TO GET FRONT PAGE MENTION!

PLEASE LETS GET SERIOUS!
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by MMM2(m): 10:04am On May 23, 2011
maybe he waz kidnaped
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Bluetooth2: 10:05am On May 23, 2011
tofeenab:

AM ALARMED THAT THIS WILL BE ALLOWED BY THE MODERATOR TO GET FRONT PAGE MENTION!

PLEASE LETS GET SERIOUS!

What's the point in being an adult if you can't behave like a kid sometimes ? Abeg leave those people jare. grin
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Texther(m): 10:19am On May 23, 2011
I was afraid maybe really RAPTURE took place but on getting to church on Sunday, I saw my pastor on pulpit and I was relieved.
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by snowdrops(m): 10:31am On May 23, 2011
can the moderators do the decent thing and move this hilarious but provocative thread to the jokes section
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by namdo(m): 10:35am On May 23, 2011
i hold Seun responsible for seeing this one on front page. he probably took interest in 'Rapture Just Took Place Here in Nigeria' grin

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