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Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by daroz(m): 5:59pm On May 22, 2011 |
Hello Nairalanders, Musa my aboki gateman is missing in action. I have not set my eyes on him since I returned from church. He must must have been raptured, or what do u think? |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by daroz(m): 6:01pm On May 22, 2011 |
O Lord have mercy |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by bb2011imo: 6:04pm On May 22, 2011 |
Lol . . . . If there are a rapture. . .Not an aboki who didnt knw what is a rapture. |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by buzugee(m): 6:12pm On May 22, 2011 |
ya aboki is at the suya lounge buying pipty pipe naira suya and shayi 1 Like |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by daroz(m): 6:25pm On May 22, 2011 |
buzugee: |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by snowdrops(m): 6:29pm On May 22, 2011 |
may the sweet lord have mercy on you people |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by daroz(m): 6:32pm On May 22, 2011 |
And wait o, I just thought of this, what if on the last day we now realise that its all these Abokis and almajiris that are the real saints, and we the xtains(God forbids) are the unbelievers, what will u do? |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by mikuz(m): 6:48pm On May 22, 2011 |
daroz:what a thought! |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Mynd44: 6:59pm On May 22, 2011 |
Come to think of it i can't find that crazy chicken that disturbs my life since yesterday. |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by jmaine: 11:12pm On May 22, 2011 |
daroz: maybe some Vendetta seeking people raptured the aboki themselves in a coded manner . . . |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by lucabrasi(m): 11:38pm On May 22, 2011 |
will you just give this a rest,its getting mega annoying now rapture rapture!!! |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by OAM4J: 11:44pm On May 22, 2011 |
lol. |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Sunofgod(m): 12:33am On May 23, 2011 |
He may have raptured himself - You better leave the gate permanently open for now. |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:34am On May 23, 2011 |
Some stu-pid ediot decided to play a jobless trick on my campus this morning. They arranged clothes and shoes all over the campus to make it seem like the replture too place. Ediots. Scared me for a min thou |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by jmaine: 1:36am On May 23, 2011 |
Ileke-IdI: Guilt . . . |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by daroz(m): 6:59am On May 23, 2011 |
The aboki is back, looking very funny with no reasonable explanation to give, guess he must have been raptured to hell to meet Osama Bin laden and Abacha. |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by 190: 7:38am On May 23, 2011 |
How could this make the front page is the OP and the Mods trying to make fun of God and God related issues I dont blame this OP its harold camping that gave u guys the power |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by ufumes(m): 8:22am On May 23, 2011 |
Hope none of your properties are gone with him? Lol |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by 702: 8:24am On May 23, 2011 |
@190 or r the mods underutilizin their positions? |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by segunjowo(m): 8:33am On May 23, 2011 |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by mastro: 8:57am On May 23, 2011 |
The Rapture happened. [size=14pt]None of you qualified![/size] . er does that mean I didn't qualify either |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by md4real(m): 9:00am On May 23, 2011 |
make the aboki catch you, sucide bombing rapture go happen for your house by force. |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Nobody: 9:11am On May 23, 2011 |
Check the nearest police station for your mai guard. |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by IH8Sn0W: 9:24am On May 23, 2011 |
How on earth did this crap get to the front page hissss, |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Ibomade1: 9:42am On May 23, 2011 |
buzugee: ROTFLMAO |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by r231(m): 9:42am On May 23, 2011 |
buzugee: |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by tofeenab(m): 9:58am On May 23, 2011 |
AM ALARMED THAT THIS WILL BE ALLOWED BY THE MODERATOR TO GET FRONT PAGE MENTION! PLEASE LETS GET SERIOUS! |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by MMM2(m): 10:04am On May 23, 2011 |
maybe he waz kidnaped |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:05am On May 23, 2011 |
tofeenab: What's the point in being an adult if you can't behave like a kid sometimes ? Abeg leave those people jare. |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Texther(m): 10:19am On May 23, 2011 |
I was afraid maybe really RAPTURE took place but on getting to church on Sunday, I saw my pastor on pulpit and I was relieved. |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by snowdrops(m): 10:31am On May 23, 2011 |
can the moderators do the decent thing and move this hilarious but provocative thread to the jokes section |
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by namdo(m): 10:35am On May 23, 2011 |
i hold Seun responsible for seeing this one on front page. he probably took interest in 'Rapture Just Took Place Here in Nigeria' |
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