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Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:49pm On May 23, 2011
yeah i thought as much.
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Sunofgod(m): 10:58pm On May 23, 2011
Βουκέφαλος:

have you been here? i am talking from experience jare.

I no see am oo.



Is 'Fela' there?
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by favouredjb(f): 11:01pm On May 23, 2011
lame thread,i wnt miss d real one when it eventually happens ijn,buh erm i ll marry n bear children first
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by favouredjb(f): 11:02pm On May 23, 2011
by the grace of God
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by lastpage: 11:04pm On May 23, 2011
I thought Sunday Church will be less boring and all me hommies can conduct church business in a more "spiritual manner"!
But l was shocked to see the same Pastor, standing there on the pulpit and trying to justify the Saturday Night-Vigil and why this Sunday did not go as "revealed" at Night Vigil! shocked shocked

Of course, even him was left behind and that confirmed my suspicions!

Him, like his other pimps, are FRAUDS! grin shocked shocked

Now, he CANT brag or chance me no more, WE ARE BOTH IN THE SAME CATEGORY: UN-RAP-TURE-ABLE
tongue tongue

Rap-shure koo, Rap-shoodi nii! angry
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by sweezd: 11:07pm On May 23, 2011
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Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Nobody: 11:14pm On May 23, 2011
Sun of god:

Is 'Fela' there?
sure he must be afterall he was vocal and more truthful than most of the pastors and imams we have then and now.how many pastors or imams dare challenge the military head of states we had in the past ?
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Limaoscar: 11:19pm On May 23, 2011
i hope he hasn't ruptured instead grin grin
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by lastpage: 12:59am On May 24, 2011
sure he must be afterall he was vocal and more truthful than most of the pastors and imams we have then and now.how many pastors or imams dare challenge the military head of states we had in the past ?
Pastor to Challenge Head of State?
No Head of state can be that poor?
Naaah, we dont challenge Head of State, We PRAY for them!
And they in-turn, GIVE GENEROUSLY!


Everything is as found in the good books! grin grin

BTW: Since Pastors are assumed to be "Rapshurable", how do you expect Fela to be there?
Him dey blow Nice Sax for dem baad-boys!
God bless his soul.
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:43am On May 24, 2011
looool @topic. I was raptured but later sent back, don't ask me why cheesy
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by daroz(m): 6:07am On May 24, 2011
REALITY101:

looool @topic. I was raptured but later sent back, don't ask me why cheesy
why?? cheesy
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Tunsbobo(m): 7:27am On May 24, 2011
false alarm
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by seunallday: 8:35am On May 24, 2011
laff don tear my belle, even funnier are the peeps lambasting this thread. Fear for don grip dem when they see the thing.
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by shady26(m): 9:53am On May 24, 2011
Is that wat our pastor taught u?is it in vain that u r burning and shining this year?
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by 2ndThought(m): 1:47pm On May 24, 2011
Camping sets a new date for end of times grin grin grin ---

OAKLAND, Calif. — As crestfallen followers of a California preacher who foresaw the world's end strained to find meaning in their lives, Harold Camping revised his apocalyptic prophecy Monday, saying he was off by five months because the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/23/harold-camping-to-speak-t_n_865746.html
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by 9jarocks(m): 2:17pm On May 24, 2011
Na wa o
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by satani22: 2:43pm On May 24, 2011
favouredjb:

lame thread,i wnt miss d real one when it eventually happens ijn,buh erm i ll marry n bear children first
Will u marry me before real rapture?
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by sandokaa: 3:48pm On May 24, 2011
You need to check yourself. You are coming from church, yet you did not rapture, but a bloody aboki selling goro got raptured. Se you now see that many religious people are worse than infidels.
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Bertbert: 10:07pm On May 24, 2011
The Aboki forgot to be raptured along with his Dagar, that was why he came back, he will soon be re-raptured again watch out for Aboki rapture part 2. grin grin grin
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:43am On May 25, 2011
Mynd 44 person don thief the fowl cheesy
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by wendieposh: 11:30am On May 26, 2011
Check him under that bread seller's wrapper!, thats his heaven
Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by ceah(m): 7:18pm On May 26, 2011
May you not be Found wanting when the real Rapture Occurs, May i also not be found wanting,

Seun Osewa Being an Atheist doesn't mean you should mock the Christians by placing this on the Front page, May God Deliver you,

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