Fiscus105:



The jumoke im talking, if i call her to come meet me, 9pm, if she comes, she must complain of hunger, she must drink 2 Origin, she must take pepper soup (cat fish) etc

Penboy:


Did she school in OAU?

Fiscus105:




Noooooooo

ESANMEA:
He saw a nice pair of Christian Louboutin shoes online and he said if he's ever going to marry, his woman would wear it on their wedding day..

foleskay:
The moment she told me I would be d one washing my clothes by myself that she has a soft hands that can't wash men's clothes
She even said I'd also be the one to be cooking the moment shes pregnant. She was damn serious about it.
I just had to ghost her gradually until I moved on from her.

Very lazy girl. 31 yr old for that matter

Penboy:


Okay.. This Jumoke is different.
But same characteristics

Rubbiish:

I don't blame her, but u!
Was she sick? Was she pregnant?
Why would u cook & still be the one to serve her? What message were u trying pass across to her? Since na u cook, at least u for let her dish the food. Often times we men are the ones responsible for women disrespectful & lazy attitude!

tayewomi:
when she infect me with gonorrhea,and i saw the signs on her vjay,but man wan taste raw kpomo. never will i do that again.though i knack am second time with rubber after telling her to treat herself,i discovered she didn't treat herself during the second knack,cause i saw the signs again na so i jakpa oooo,chaiii i took injection three days 4 crime wey i no know..

Tenshades:
When I saw pictures and names of two guys she sent to her mum for assessment on whatsapp.

Her mama say make she do background check on them wella.

Same woman wey know say her daughter dey date me.

I let d woman know say I don see the stunt she dey pull.

Weerey deny am with fake story.

They are both past tense now.

Ayo2004:
She follows Tonto Dikeh and Annie Idibia on Instagram
Mo sare japa

foleskay:

Nothing bad in this, if she's only fnvking you.

SmellySperm:
Changed my name from bae to oga solo

Bahamas95:
NO 1 ex.....She can't cook and wasn't willing to learn. Always forming over sabi whenever I try to teach her.


NO 2 ex.....Too wasteful, she once told me she doesn't eat day break soup. That her soup must be fresh. Even if I get money like Dangote I nor go make dat mistake go marry someone like her. Tomorrow she fit tell me say she nor dey use car pass one month.


NO 3 ex.....I saw desperation in her and not true love. I don't want someone to get married to me outa her own selfish interest.

Dilijingsly:
Mine: she started acting like semi-god

BRATISLAVA:


So what if she couldn't cook?

When men can't make money, they expect women to stick with them. But once a woman can't cook, what do you think the response is?

Iyaebe:
He locks his phone and I'm a chronic privacy intruder.

Nebes:
Ex 1.
She never declined any offer of food. You want rice? Yes. You want shawarma, cake and ice cream? Yes. You want stout? Yes. You want roasted fish? Yes. You want biscuit and malt? Yes. You want eggs? Yes. There is only one can of coke left in the fridge; bring it. Ah ah! All in one day!!! I definitely don’t want to see you again.

Ex 2.
I was the only angel in her sight and she could do anything for me. But babe’s 2nd name was quarrel. She was never at peace with any other person I know. I knew I was marking time with her. I can’t come and be settling quarrels everyday. Moreover, one day I will become the target of her negative energy. Babe is an ex today!!!

Lollittaa:

woman was created to be the help meet, never the head of the home. It is beyond shameful to see a generation of young men, who abdicate the duties of being the head and overseer of the home to a woman. Very shameful

snarkynehne:
I tried but it could't work... Ah! that guy can do! if he start licking plate ehn, it will be like my soul wants to leave my body, i will start speaking in toungues and goosebumps will full my body... Na so i reason am oh, i prefer glorious passing to pleasure passing. Na so i japa oh

Saig:

Baba what are the signs. How do you know she has it. How does it look like

saintruky:


What signs did u see on her vjay?

If she had treated herself,would u still be dating now?

Hassanmaye:

So just imagine but do you know we have men that beg to suck V.jay

Munzy14:

But how do people who claim to love each other, lock their phones from themselves?