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Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by NoHopeForMe: 8:59pm On Sep 12, 2021
I need help urgently. What readily available drug can I get from the pharmacy to boost my erection pls? I don’t have ED but my d*ck ability is currently not at is optimal state. I have not had any rock hard erection throughout today and I have one confam babe to bang tomorrow. Last time I bang her, my d*ck was not as hard as expected and I blamed it on malaria drug I was taking…but now I no get excuse.

Come to my rescue guys. Tomorrow all night is the D-Day.

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Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by Nobody: 9:24pm On Sep 12, 2021
Mix 7 spoons of dried fowl shit in cold water, add a sufficient amount of dettol, damatol, insecticide, mango leave, idrolic, petrol, Vaseline, spoilt soya milk, forgotten tomatoes, schnapp, Sabina and burukutu. You will last longer than a stallion on the race tracks
Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by Jeon(f): 9:26pm On Sep 12, 2021
NoHopeForMe:
I need help urgently. What readily available drug can I get from the pharmacy to boost my erection pls? I don’t have ED but my d*ck ability is currently not at is optimal state. I have not had any rock hard erection throughout today and I have one confam babe to bang tomorrow. Last time I bang her, my d*ck was not as hard as expected and I blamed it on malaria drug I was taking…but now I no get excuse.

Come to my rescue guys. Tomorrow all night is the D-Day.



Stop disturbing us

Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by NoHopeForMe: 9:44pm On Sep 12, 2021
Abeg guys epp me. I know you all think I’m joking but I am fvcken serious.
Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by Nobody: 9:46pm On Sep 12, 2021
NoHopeForMe:
I need help urgently. What readily available drug can I get from the pharmacy to boost my erection pls? I don’t have ED but my d*ck ability is currently not at is optimal state. I have not had any rock hard erection throughout today and I have one confam babe to bang tomorrow. Last time I bang her, my d*ck was not as hard as expected and I blamed it on malaria drug I was taking…but now I no get excuse.

Come to my rescue guys. Tomorrow all night is the D-Day.

Maybe u worry too mych. Happens to the best of us once in a while...Do some workout now like 10 minutes and eat light with plenty water no junk. Then get up early 2mrw morning do 15 - 20 mins workout while drinking lots of water to flush the system. Eat healthy. Avoid fatty foods, sugars and drugs/ enhancers.. Report here 2mrw evening

NOTE: workout no be say u do 1 min and rest for 3 mins oo. U will be decieving urself. Ur rest b/w sessions shouldn't be more than 15 seconds. Do push ups, sit-ups,crunches, indoor/ stationary running. Get enough rest before she comes.
Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by NoHopeForMe: 9:49pm On Sep 12, 2021
dairykidd:

Maybe u worry too mych. Happens to the best of us once in a while...Do some workout now like 10 minutes and eat light with plenty water no junk. Then get up early 2mrw morning do 15 - 20 mins workout while drinking lots of water to flush the system. Eat healthy. Avoid fatty foods, sugars and drugs/ enhancers.. Report here 2mrw evening

NOTE: workout no be say u do 1 min and rest for 3 mins oo. U will be decieving urself. Ur rest b/w sessions shouldn't be more than 15 seconds. Do push ups, sit-ups,crunches, indoor/ stationary running. Get enough rest before she comes.


Thanks, but I am running a tight schedule. Na tomorrow I dey bang her…I need instant solution but I promise to follow up subsequently with the advise you gave above bro
Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by Nobody: 10:02pm On Sep 12, 2021
NoHopeForMe:



Thanks, but I am running a tight schedule. Na tomorrow I dey bang her…I need instant solution but I promise to follow up subsequently with the advise you gave above bro
Loool lazy guy.. u dey shayo? If yes hustle original Alomo and 1 fresh lime turn a glass and cut lime in two, squeeze and drop the skin inside the glass. Down it all. 1 small bottle of Alomo not origin or action bitters oooh. Alomo

Still watch ur diet too
Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by NoHopeForMe: 10:49pm On Sep 12, 2021
dairykidd:

Loool lazy guy.. u dey shayo? If yes hustle original Alomo and 1 fresh lime turn a glass and cut lime in two, squeeze and drop the skin inside the glass. Down it all. 1 small bottle of Alomo not origin or action bitters oooh. Alomo

Still watch ur diet too

Do you know if pharmacy sell viagra?
Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by NoHopeForMe: 10:50pm On Sep 12, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
Mix 7 spoons of dried fowl shit in cold water, add a sufficient amount of dettol, damatol, insecticide, mango leave, idrolic, petrol, Vaseline, spoilt soya milk, forgotten tomatoes, schnapp, Sabina and burukutu. You will last longer than a stallion on the race tracks

Very funny, I forgot to laugh angry
Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by Nobody: 11:11pm On Sep 12, 2021
NoHopeForMe:


Do you know if pharmacy sell viagra?
Chai.. they do. It's legal grin
Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by NoHopeForMe: 11:33pm On Sep 12, 2021
dairykidd:

Chai.. they do. It's legal grin

Lol…omo na the way tomorrow. Thanks man, you’re a bro grin

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Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by Nobody: 8:44am On Sep 13, 2021
NoHopeForMe:


Very funny, I forgot to laugh angry

Yea I guess there is nohopeforyou
Re: Pastors, Imams, Unsolicited-Advisers, Derailers Pls Stay Off!!! by Nobody: 8:48pm On Sep 17, 2021
NoHopeForMe:


Lol…omo na the way tomorrow. Thanks man, you’re a bro grin
How far i hope u never kill person daughter oo

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