Good morning and happy weekend Nairalanders.
Pls I want you guys to read carefully and judge me if I was right or wrong on this two occasions I beat a woman.
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We all know beating a lady or woman is never right especially if you are a man, but most times this ladies can push you extremely hard to the wall that you won't have any option than to deal with them with beating. This I want to share here were my only times I beat a woman and the last time was in 2011 I guess.
The 1st was in 1999 during the match "Kanu and Friends" in Lagos. After the match while going home, the rain started. I lived in Okokomaiko area of Lagos then, so there was no bus to get to Orile from National Stadium Surulere bcus the whole place was jam packed with people. So I began trekking from stadium to Orile so I could get a bus going to Okoko, meanwhile the rain was dripping little by little.
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The streets was flooded so as not to spoil my leather sandals by walking with it, I removed it and hold it in my hands while walking fast and swinging my hands. At Adeniran Ogunsanya road close to the now The Place restaurant, while swinging my hands the sandals mistakenly touched a girl in front of me at her buttocks. The girl was hawking pepper and tomatoes, immediately she turned back I quickly apologized "jor mabinu, mi'o momo" meaning pls don't be angry it wasn't on purpose. What I heard from her was: bi e se ma'n paro niyen, okan fe gba Idi mi ni. Meaning: you guys always lie, you just want to touch my backside. Before I could explain further, what I heard was a resounding slap from her. She slapped me with one hand while holding her wares with the other hand.
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I was still rubbing my cheek and asking her why did you slap me? And the next thing she drop her wares on the ground, used her "oshuka" clothes they put on the head to carry things, and tied on her waist and then rushed at me to fight me. That was when I lost my cool and gave a her a resounding beating of her life while she held me and tore my Kanu Nwankwo Arsenal jersey I just bought. As we're struggling we both scattered her peppers and tomatoes on the floor. The most annoying of it all was that one woman was watching when this said girl was slapping me and charging at me and she said nothing but when I was beating her she was the one that started screaming: Se o fe pa ni, meaning do I want to kill her. After every every sha, the matter was settled and I went my way but my Arsenal jersey was stolen by one of the crowd that separated and settled us. I wore only singlet home. She too lost some of the peppers and tomatoes after some were picked for her.
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2nd Scenario.
It was in 2011 or thereabout. The very day Man United beat Arsenal 8-2. I am staunch Man United fan since 1994. They was this girl I was dating then, she works from Monday till Friday and usually comes to spend Saturday and Sunday with me before going back on Monday morning. So on Sunday morning of this said match after we have eaten and done the do's and don't. While relaxing, I told her by afternoon she will accompany me to go see the match. I have always wanted to take my girl to go see a game and make her love football like me. She told me she doesn't feel like going out that day, she just want to stay indoors and watch movies. I tried to convince her and told her that after the match if United wins we will go take some pepper soup and drinks. She was still adamant she's not going so I let her be.
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The match was 4:30 or 5pm I think, so by 4pm I have prepared and headed to the viewing centre and told her to take care of the house and prepare food before I come back. She said ok and bid me farewell. While the match was going on, when Man United scored the 4th goal she called and when I picked she shouted goooaaaaaal and Up United. Before I could talk she cut the call. I was surprised, is this not my girl that said she can't go out was same person telling me Up United. Where is she watching it cus nobody has a Dstv in my compound and no viewing center was closeby my house. I quickly forget her and concentrated on the match.
When the 8th goal entered, she called and did the same thing again and didn't allow me talk before cutting the call. This time I was somehow furious but held myself.
So after the match, outside I called her and she picked and was shouting Up Man U, up Man U. I replied yeah Up Man U, but asked her where she was cus I was hearing noise in the background. She said she was at a bar with a cousin of hers, that they were watching the match. Mehn, I was so furious with rage and anger.
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First of guys, before I continue. Since we started dating she hasn't told me of any of her cousin or cousins staying in Lagos. She only told me she has just one blood brother and he stays with their parents in Onitsha. So I ask her whose cousin is that? She just told me bla bla bla of one guy like that. I just cut the call and started discussing with football aficionados about the just ending match. The time was almost 7pm. I couldn't focus on the discussion that much. I was filled with anger, this is a girl I pleaded with to go out with me and watch the same match she now went to go and see with another man. And if truly it's her cousin as she said and wants to go see him, why didn't she tell me from the beginning? I left where we were discussing the football to home. I got home by 7:30pm and she wasn't back. Food sef she hasn't prepared. After waiting till 8pm and she wasn't back, I went and prepared food for the both of us and ate mine immediately cus I was hungry.
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You guys won't believe my girl came back some minutes after 10pm after getting me worried by first not picking her calls and later it been switched off. When she came in and greeted, I replied her. She came to hug me saying Up Man U, I gently pushed her off. She was like ah ah what's wrong with me. I told her, madam where are you coming back from by this time? She was like didn't she told me on the phone that she went to see her cousin. I was like which yeye cousin that kept you till 10pm, and did you tell me in the afternoon that you were going to see someone. Aren't you the one that told me you are tired and don't feel like going out. And to think you still went to watch the same match I pleaded with you to go watch with me. And the next thing she started shouting and raising her voice at me saying eh eh, can't she go and visit someone again. Did I forget to tell you guys she was smelling of alcohol, I replied her so you went to go see a cousin of yours that allows you drink to stupor and makes you go home that late. She hissed and pushed me to the bed and then went to where I kept food to look for what to eat. I stood up from the bed and gently turn her back to face me. Young lady I haven't finished talking to you, she told me to get out and leave her alone that she's hungry. I couldn't take it any longer, I landed a heavy slap on her face that hurt her so badly.
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She began crying and jumped on the bed fighting me, apart from that one slap I didn't touched her again but she was fighting and trying to throw some punch at me. I just held her two hands and stop her from hitting me. We where like that till I didn't know when I started begging and cajoling her. For over 30min I was still begging her while she was crying profusely. I told her I didn't know when my hand hit her that I am really sorry for everything. After a while she calmed down and I dished out food to her. And then after made sweet passionate love. But guys, till we eventually broke up, she never really forgave me for that slap. She always reminds me of it saying no man has ever lay hands on her.
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So there it is guys, the two times I have laid hands on a woman. Was both my fault? Could I have handle them in a better way. Tell me what you think? And you can also share yours too if you have beating a woman before.

The first reason,you don't have choice then to beat hell shegee from her body. Because, that kind of lady may accuse someone and b calling him thief..! thief...! And because na Lagos, jungle justice will take place ASAP. However, you lozgurd small, you shouldn't had allowed her grab your clothe. U even thank your maker she didn't grab your John-timoz.

Second reason, you over reacted. But still on still, one slap no too much.

This is super story.

I have bit my mother my sister my gf my wife and I am still going to beat sapphire anywhere I see her.

No be recent episode..

Omo you still have mind to sleep with her what if she stabbed you?
To me Sha silence is the best answer to a fool and indeed it makes them feel like a fool .

Fulaniherdmens:
I have bit my mother my sister my gf my wife and I am still going to beat sapphire anywhere I see her.

na wa ooo

born2loveee:
Omo you still have mind to sleep with her what if she stabbed you?
To me Sha silence is the best answer to a fool and indeed[b]it makes them feel like a fool[/b] .

Brother born2loveee(f), I hail you oh..

Hezzyluv:
The first reason,you don't have choice then to beat hell shegee from her body. Because, that kind of lady may accuse someone and b calling him thief..! thief...! And because na Lagos, jungle justice will take place ASAP. However, you lozgurd small, you shouldn't had allowed her grab your clothe. U even thank your maker she didn't grab your John-timoz.

Second reason, you over reacted. But still on still, one slap no too much.

Lolz, thank you

Magnoliaa:
This is super story.

Life of strive and sorrow hahahaha

Starz825:
No be recent episode..

Is recent the title of the post? Or you still want me to be beating a woman till now

born2loveee:
Omo you still have mind to sleep with her what if she stabbed you?
To me Sha silence is the best answer to a fool and indeed it makes them feel like a fool .

Lolz, making love is sweetest when you guys just ended a quarrel

Ikillbrokehoes:
“It is a Super Story, a life of strife and sorrows, It is a Super Story of Good food & houses

where the fish drown or even die of thirst, It is a Super Story, a life of Precious stones & Good Taste,

It is a Super Story, This is Super Story EEE EEAHH! This is Super Story EEE EEAHH! Story…”

Hahahaha

Beating a woman is a No no no 4 me, D lax time I tried it was in Primary 6, out of anger I heavily push Justina on her chest, she felt on d floor and start vomiting white substance, I think maybe she is epileptic.
Omo u hv to see d look on my face dat day, all d students ran away, I don't know wat to do until our teacher came out and give her first Aid b4 taking her to a nearby hospital. My Headmaster gave me 25strokes of cane at my buttocks wen I reach home d news has already reach my pops man. The man don already prepare a special cane 4 me immediately I enter house omo door locked up, come and see wiping ,
It was a very bitter experience, from dat day, I VOWED never in my entire life beat my opposite gender again, Dem no strong nal, na mouth Dem get, 1 girl tried to upset me lax week, I remembered Justina omo I gently Walk away prevention is beta Dan care

Hezzyluv:


Brother born2loveee(f), I hail you oh..

I'm a girl Sha

Kalubolt:

Is recent the title of the post? Or you still want me to be beating a woman till now

Guy ..chill...
I no wa beat my sister na my girl i wan beat....
How can you beat a grown up person...it doesn't make sense...
If you know you can beat ...face your fellow man...

Starz825:

Guy ..chill...
I no wa beat my sister na my girl i wan beat....
How can you beat a grown up person...it doesn't make sense...
If you know you can beat ...face your fellow man...

You still don't get it do you, the last time I did such was 10yrs ago and I gave reasons for it. I expect you to tell me if my reasons are ok or not

Polynek:
Beating a woman is a No no no 4 me, D lax time I tried it was in Primary 6, out of anger I heavily push Justina on her chest, she felt on d floor and start vomiting white substance, I think maybe she is epileptic.
Omo u hv to see d look on my face dat day, all d students ran away, I don't know wat to do until our teacher came out and give her first Aid b4 taking her to a nearby hospital. My Headmaster gave me 25strokes of cane at my buttocks wen I reach home d news has already reach my pops man. The man don already prepare a special cane 4 me immediately I enter house omo door locked up, come and see wiping ,
It was a very bitter experience, from dat day, I VOWED never in my entire life beat my opposite gender again, Dem no strong nal, na mouth Dem get, 1 girl tried to upset me lax week, I remembered Justina omo I gently Walk away prevention is beta Dan care

Lolz, na man you be. E no easy to avoid those gender if them start their wahala. Like I said mine happened last 10yrs ago and ever since then I haven't tried such again and I know how to avoid them now

Kalubolt:

Lolz, na man you be. E no easy to avoid those gender if them start their wahala. Like I said mine happened last 10yrs ago and ever since then I haven't tried such again and I know how to avoid them now

My method is moving away from the scene, so tell me ur own method make I learn nal

Polynek:
My method is moving away from the scene, so tell me ur own method make I learn nal

Hahahaha, I no dey move go anywhere. I have developed a very thick skin that no matter what anyone be it a girl or boy says it won't affect me. Especially online, if you like tell me my papa or my mama. I no go answer you. I have moved pass such. If it then really wants to physical I move away.

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Ha! You have no excuse to slap those ladies.

Please work on yourself. You just don't have an anger issue, you also have a violence issue and a control issue. Women are not your slaves. A woman have a right to take decision without your permission. Informing you is a courtesy and not a right.

Alaseju!

luvmijeje:
Ha! You have no excuse to slap those ladies.

Please work on yourself. You just don't have an anger issue, you also have a violence issue and a control issue. Women are not your slaves. A woman have a right to take decision without your permission. Informing you is a courtesy and not a right.

Alaseju!

I disagree the first lady charged towards him, he defended himself. 2nd lady he should have just sent her out of his house and broken up with her immediately, instead of beating her.

The first one is understandable but the second one u over reacted

czarr:
I disagree the first lady charged towards him, he defended himself. 2nd lady he should have just sent her out of his house and broken up with her immediately, instead of beating her.

You think someone that carried pepper will slap a man? Someone that have been trekking since morning will slap a man for just touching her bumbum? Those hawkers have seen something worse than a man touching their bumbum. I don't believe him

luvmijeje:
Ha! You have no excuse to slap those ladies.

Please work on yourself. You just don't have an anger issue, you also have a violence issue and a control issue. Women are not your slaves. A woman have a right to take decision without your permission. Informing you is a courtesy and not a right.

Alaseju!

For the 2nd I got you, what about the first instance? And more over it last happened 10yrs ago and I haven't done that again

Kalubolt:

For the 2nd I got you, what about the first instance? And more over it last happened 10yrs ago and I haven't done that again

Are you sure that is how it happened?

[quote author=luvmijeje post=106787651]

Are you sure that is how it happened? [/quote
Lolz, funny you. You want me to twist it so that you will find a way to blame me. That was exactly how it happened. Even the 2nd one, it's just bcus she isn't my wife that's why I agree with you, if not she messed up

luvmijeje:


You think someone that carried pepper will slap a man? Someone that have been trekking since morning will slap a man for just touching her bumbum? Those hawkers have seen something worse than a man touching their bumbum. I don't believe him

Hello, we are talking about 1999 here and not now. And what makes you think they don't react that way even now.

Na my sisters I they beat , so that make them get sense.. I know say people go yab me but I no care. He better to make amend .now than to they settle marriage matter. Apart from then, I never touch any woman

I keep telling them, if you no get sense and your husband pursuit you, no come my house oo , just go una papa house