You go club go high enjoy yourself.
You see one babe wey you like come negotiate with am to follow you go yard.
You chop am wella over night even without condom, come give am money to press in the morning.
No no see this babe again until after about nine months she just come your house with baby and some of her people come talk say na you give her belle come be the father of the pikin.
Just like that oooo

What will you do if na you?

I'll do Ronaldo's style and accept the child ; but nothing like marriage go join us. But before all this I will ensure the child and I take a paternity test to verify if I'm the biological father

This is a no brainer..

DNA test to the rescue

EdobabaComedy:
You go club go high enjoy yourself.
You see one babe wey you like come negotiate with am to follow you go yard.
You chop am wella over night even without condom, come give am money to press in the morning.
No no see this babe again until after about nine months she just come your house with baby and some of her people come talk say na you give her belle come be the father of the pikin.
Just like that oooo

What will you do if na you?

you had sex with her with no condoms right?! well i am sorry to say that the above (as well as catching deadly sexually transmitted diseases) may be the result of such foolish action.