Vanilla4If visitations count less than 10, otherwise one like me now am going 2 church

Hmmm

Mine plenty, I can't even remember all. But now am in Daystar. Where my spirit accept .

One of the reasons people change church is bcox many seek for financial breakthrough especially for d men, but in women some maybe bcox of marital issues, or the quest to receive prophecies.
As for me, I can never change my church bcox I hv realized dat attending to all the activities in ur church is never a guarantee to make heaven

Never.

Oh...
Let's see...
Born a Catholic.
Lived with an uncle who attended deeper life. I attended deeper life for about four years, maybe five.
Back to Catholic.
After secondary school, I wanted to have my first girlfriend.
Wooed babe and she says she only dates her church members.
Good and fine.
Off I went to assemblies of God.
Boom!
We dated.
Smashed her for about a year.
Back to Catholic.
Time to move on to the next girl.
Oh my! Don't say whaaaatttt!
It's called youthful exuberance.
Next babe has the same mentality as the previous.
She was head over heels.
But...
We must attend the same church.
Ok then.
Hello Methodist Church!!!!
1, 2, 3 Sundays and I was already taking readings.
A powerful applause followed my first appearance at the pulpit.
Small but intellectually mighty.
Love(?) increased. Legs opened. Eyes closed. Moans sounded.
Oh my!
One Year passed. Boy! Time to head back to base.
Wait!
She was too sweet to be left.
Another year passed.
Oh no!
I had to move. Move I must!
But what was I to tell her?
That I'm dumping her?
What if she followed me to my church?
I crossed that possibility out.
Her parents were staunch Methodists.
She dares not!
I suddenly started praying to God to create a reason for my escape.
Oh Lord! I don't want to sin no more.
Please make me leave this church so I could stop fornicating!
What a prayer to say.
And then...
The prayer was answered!
What a beautiful Sunday it was!
Harvest was close. Levies have been announced.
All youths who haven't paid would have one leg of their footwear seized.
...and mine was seized!
What!!!!
In the house of God?
She too was furious.
"This is total rubbish!"
She exclaimed.
Next Sunday...
"In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy spirit."
And I answered, "Ameeeeeennnnnnnn!!!!
It was a new parish priest.
Tall, young and absolutely "priestly".
"Welcome back home, son", said me to myself and I.

Six hundred and sixty six times (666)

Hahaha I'm joking. Grail messenger never changes

Born catholic , live catholic faith

Born a catholic, remain a catholic and die a catholic

LollySeaSide:
Oh...
Let's see...
Born a Catholic.
Lived with an uncle who attended deeper life. I attended deeper life for about four years, maybe five.
Back to Catholic.
After secondary school, I wanted to have my first girlfriend.
Wooed babe and she says she only dates her church members.
Good and fine.
Off I went to assemblies of God.
Boom!
We dated.
Smashed her for about a year.
Back to Catholic.
Time to move on to the next girl.
Oh my! Don't say whaaaatttt!
It's called youthful exuberance.
Next babe has the same mentality as the previous.
She was head over heels.
But...
We must attend the same church.
Ok then.
Hello Methodist Church!!!!
1, 2, 3 Sundays and I was already taking readings.
A powerful applause followed my first appearance at the pulpit.
Small but intellectually mighty.
Love(?) increased. Legs opened. Eyes closed. Moans sounded.
Oh my!
One Year passed. Boy! Time to head back to base.
Wait!
She was too sweet to be left.
Another year passed.
Oh no!
I had to move. Move I must!
But what was I to tell her?
That I'm dumping her?
What if she followed me to my church?
I crossed that possibility out.
Her parents were staunch Methodists.
She dares not!
I suddenly started praying to God to create a reason for my escape.
Oh Lord! I don't want to sin no more.
Please make me leave this church so I could stop fornicating!
What a prayer to say.
And then...
The prayer was answered!
What a beautiful Sunday it was!
Harvest was close. Levies have been announced.
All youths who haven't paid would have one leg of their footwear seized.
...and mine was seized!
What!!!!
In the house of God?
She too was furious.
"This is total rubbish!"
She exclaimed.
Next Sunday...
"In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy spirit."
And I answered, "Ameeeeeennnnnnnn!!!!
It was a new parish priest.
Tall, young and absolutely "priestly".
"Welcome back home, son", said me to myself and I.

Guy you made me laugh out loud.
Funny guy.
I write so I Know a good writer when I see one.
Don't waste that talent/skill.

And please stop fornicating.
Jesus loves you.

Church sha.

I don't think with all I see and hear will make me worship in any church because is just a building while the church is within.

theamazonguru:


Guy you made me laugh out loud.
Funny guy.
I write so I Know a good writer when I see one.
Don't waste that talent/skill.

And please stop fornicating.
Jesus loves you.

Thanks for the compliment.
And no, I don't fornicate no more.
That happened over 17 years ago.
I am now a teacher of the Word.
God bless you and happy Sunday.

As a Catholic i find it very difficult attending any church aside Catholic.

A girl i wanted to marry is a member of AG church who am not even sure is a virgin, so i went to one of there Branch to look for her just to prove to her that her denomination wouldn't be an issue.

I've attended

1. Christ Apostolic Church - was born and dedicated here
2. Various Baptist churches for over 10 years
3. Mountain of fire for 1 year
4. Believers Love World for like 3 years
5. Latter Rain Assembly.
6. One fake prophet church like that.
7. Church of God Mission.

Currently a Baptist, will remain here until I die.

Only religiously confused people change church.

Because God is present in one church and not the other

Three times.

But like a girl who never got over her first love, I keep pining for my first church!!!

Keep going back every chance I get.

Otito dili jeso

Omooba77:
How many times have you changed Church?

none

LollySeaSide:
Oh...
Let's see...
Born a Catholic.
Lived with an uncle who attended deeper life. I attended deeper life for about four years, maybe five.
Back to Catholic.
After secondary school, I wanted to have my first girlfriend.
Wooed babe and she says she only dates her church members.
Good and fine.
Off I went to assemblies of God.
Boom!
We dated.
Smashed her for about a year.
Back to Catholic.
Time to move on to the next girl.
Oh my! Don't say whaaaatttt!
It's called youthful exuberance.
Next babe has the same mentality as the previous.
She was head over heels.
But...
We must attend the same church.
Ok then.
Hello Methodist Church!!!!
1, 2, 3 Sundays and I was already taking readings.
A powerful applause followed my first appearance at the pulpit.
Small but intellectually mighty.
Love(?) increased. Legs opened. Eyes closed. Moans sounded.
Oh my!
One Year passed. Boy! Time to head back to base.
Wait!
She was too sweet to be left.
Another year passed.
Oh no!
I had to move. Move I must!
But what was I to tell her?
That I'm dumping her?
What if she followed me to my church?
I crossed that possibility out.
Her parents were staunch Methodists.
She dares not!
I suddenly started praying to God to create a reason for my escape.
Oh Lord! I don't want to sin no more.
Please make me leave this church so I could stop fornicating!
What a prayer to say.
And then...
The prayer was answered!
What a beautiful Sunday it was!
Harvest was close. Levies have been announced.
All youths who haven't paid would have one leg of their footwear seized.
...and mine was seized!
What!!!!
In the house of God?
She too was furious.
"This is total rubbish!"
She exclaimed.
Next Sunday...
"In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy spirit."
And I answered, "Ameeeeeennnnnnnn!!!!
It was a new parish priest.
Tall, young and absolutely "priestly".
"Welcome back home, son", said me to myself and I.

Honestly, I just dey inside church de read this come de laugh

Never

No be only change church. Anything way make me leave Anglican communion na death.

If any of your church members or these religious businessmen you call "pastors" try to tell your their usual stories of how they became "Pentecostal /"firebrand"/ called" and decided to leave orthodoxy, just refer them to John1:5 if you think that you are the light in darkness, why not shine it where you are and eliminate darkness. There is no justification to leave where you are except for reasons the Bible calls being blown away by "the wind of gospel"

post=107209092:
It all depends on your journey in life,
Churches changed for some of us @MANNA when we moved from Lagos to Port Harcourt.

We serve the same and ONLY God, wherever we are.
That is all that matters.

Happy Sunday Good NL Members
Make sure you go to church today.
Jesus Loves you, So do We.

You mean you are now roasting vulture on the street of Port Harcourt?

Kajaard:
Once.

Returned back to my Catholic faith where there is absolutely no controversy

You sure? See below.
This is just one country o - France

.

Omooba77:
How many times have you changed Church?

the whole world will still be Catholic in the nearest future.

Everyone have a little catholicism in him or her.

Benitoh:
Otito dili jeso

Now and forever Amen.
Ave.........

Can't change from Catholic for any reason. I hardly even go to church sef but me finding myself going to another church? Even visitation? Never.

I once attended living faith my then girlfriend took me to and I was like what is this, was angry inside all through the service and another girl I was toasting that year took me to one useless church where they were praying for somebody's enemy to die. I just say well, na Kuntus carry me come here if not I for no they hear that rubish prayers.

Catholic for me even in my next life

Catholic for life!!!

Question wey no get answer, and how is that ur business?