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Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by jaybaby(f): 4:51pm On Oct 31, 2007
You got it wrong by thinkin fifty is better than WEST
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by debetmx(m): 10:26am On Nov 01, 2007
Methodman and Nomoreloss: for dissin Idris Abdulkareem
Idris AbdulkareeM; For been so local and disrespecting 50cents
50cents: for feeling cool and stepping up to kanye west
Kanye west: comparing himself to Jesus Christ
And all wack nigeria home videos and their actors and actresses.
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by akeye(f): 1:05pm On Nov 01, 2007
i think i'ld slap
Jim iyke , for feeling so fly
genevieve, for singing trash
tu face  , for making crap videos(i don't  know y he can't make any good video)
denzel washinton, for being so fine shocked
opera, 4 being d richest black celeb lol
ini edo, for exposing
simon cowell, for talking too much on x factor
john okafor(mr ibu), for being too foolish
emeka ike, for his igbo accent
andy okonkwo, for feeling sexy with his wide mouth
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by ogtwice(m): 3:48pm On Nov 07, 2007
grin WOOO. I 4 LIKE WIPE DAT IGBO BOY CALL JAY'Z 4 STEALING BEYOUNCES BEATIFUL HEART.

AGAIN SLAP TONY TETULLA 4 BEING IN LUV WIT 2 WOMEN! WATING COME CONCERN US IF UR TIME PASS U NO GO REST

NA EVERA 4 MAN UTD I 4 FIRST PUNCH, 4 MAKING THEM GIVING OBI RED CARD. WIT EM DRY LEFT LEG!! WERE UNA DEY?

AND U 2BABA, IF NO B SA!!!!!!!! I 4 WIPE U 4 NOT GETING SERIOUS 4 UR VIDEOS. ABI NA KEENIS D COURS AM
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by akeemagali(m): 11:19am On Dec 25, 2007
are u a 9jarian ata all?
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by davidif: 4:41am On Dec 29, 2007
when did method man diss idris abdulkareem? idris is not even worth method man wasting his saliva.
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by mohawkchic(f): 7:10pm On Feb 07, 2008
~I would looooove to SLAP some sense into Britney Spears !!!~

~Need You ask Y !!!~ i just wish she can get a grip,snap out of it N b a responsible mother to her kids,I pray God help her recover~i can't help but feel soory for her~ the price of fame sad there are shows already on Tv "The Rise N Fall of Britney Spears" very sad sad

~I defo wanna SLAP K-Fed too~feeding off all this drama ~ I wonder if the kids R really his best Intension!!! well he's always been under the shadow of Britney so now i guess he's getting his fair share!!
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by segunpc(m): 11:07am On Feb 08, 2008
i ll love to slap clem ohaneze for acting romantic movies instead of acting as an herbalist.

and i ll be the luckiest guy if i could give materrazzi a lightening slap for fucking up with zidane[b] angry[/b]
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by ayeesha: 12:34pm On Feb 08, 2008
i would so love to slap the okro seeds out of the following:

1. kenneth okonkwo for trying to feel sexy with those lips of his.

2. that foolish girl that does the new indomie promo advert * what is with the eye opening*

3. clem ohaneze for his annoying looking moustache

em, okay, will be back with more!
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by NVME1: 1:26pm On Feb 08, 2008
I would wanna slap;

Obsasanjo for taking nigeria 10years back
P Sqaure for always dressed up like teenagers (too many decorations on them like art work)
kennies Musik(KK) for producing cheap videos after acquiring so much money (Ur videos are WACK)
Mode 9 for reading his lyrics instead of singing a song
Pasuma for his thick accent
jim Iyke for been fake/artificial
Tuface for been a male slut/slutty (ASHAWO)
Charlie Boy for piercing himsef like a GAY (mayb he is)
Eminem for singing his family problems on tape for everybody to buy.
JayZ for been so fly
I would like to slap OBASNJO again on both sides of his face for making life difficult for the youths.
Yar'adua for been indecisive (COWARD)
Olu Maintain for lying about hw much he spent on his video "yahoozee" (LIAR 3million).
Black Face for been a LOOSER (Fake Guy)
Ini Edo for she is a refined Local gurl.
Rita Dominic for been too selective yet not married @32
Seun (The owner of nairaland.com) for making me tell the members what i have in mind

I would finally like to slap you for reading my post grin grin grin


BRB!!!
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by wanitas(f): 8:25am On Feb 09, 2008
i sooooooo wanna slap

2face, for thinking he's d bomb, also for repping another man's country in his video
Britney Spears for not getting it 2geda
Omotola for being such a conceited b**ch
P-square for talking 2much during interviews
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by dani1luv: 7:45pm On Feb 28, 2008
wow
i feel like slaping that idiot(Banky w) for copyping rihanna song
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by face007(f): 5:20pm On Feb 29, 2008
will like 2 slap 2face for always making low budget video,he is well knw internationally and yet he cant do better especially when it comes to his videos,atleast if kennis music has ran out of idea,can he leave,am sure he can see wat others and also new musicians are doing,he videos sucks
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by lami4life(f): 3:40pm On Mar 06, 2008
ayeesha:

i would so love to slap the okro seeds out of the following:

1. kenneth okonkwo for trying to feel sexy with those lips of his.

2. that foolish girl that does the new indomie promo advert * what is with the eye opening*
3. clem ohaneze for his annoying looking moustache

em, okay, will be back with more!

I so, so concur with that of the advert. Did u say 'slap'? That's not so generous of u. SHE DESERVES A MAJOR , UNCOMPROMISING BLOW.
Add Aki and Pawpaw (if refering 2 dem as celebrities is admissible) for their idiotic display of imbecility and lack of versatility. angry angry angry
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by HotnBlazin: 10:54pm On Mar 06, 2008
I wanna slap all the Nigerian actors and actresses for being lame and fake.
Ray Cyrus (Miley's dad)for allowing a kid be exposed to the media too early
britney for messing her life up
lindsay lohan for messing her life up too
beyonce (nicely) for having that great body
Irene and Jane of Ghana for forgetting priorities
Charterhouse CEO for sleeping with contestants for announcing a winner!!! shocked
But wishing to slap and even slapping these people wont change one thing so we'd best move on with our lives.
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by chiogo(f): 4:12am On Mar 07, 2008
umm, Paris hilton
Diddy
50 cent


Cuz they're annoyin'
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by juliesanto(f): 3:42pm On Mar 08, 2008
i would love to slap [b]faakay [/b]a nairalnder who wants to look like D'banj. i would love to slap that idea off from his head so that he can think straight.
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by juliesanto(f): 3:44pm On Mar 08, 2008
50 cent for being a mafia
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by tosinadeda: 4:06pm On Mar 09, 2008
neyo for fckn with kels
papoose for being an asshole by beefin fatjoe cos 50 is
kels for rapping in a diss song because of that idiot called neyo
britney for wrecking herself
50cent for beefing every1(who the Bleep does he think he is?)
2face for being a stupid arse idiot(how can u have 4 children without marrying??/)
tony tetuila for being so annoyinly wack
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by bgees(m): 2:05pm On Mar 10, 2008
segunpc:

i ll love to slap clem ohaneze for acting romantic movies instead of acting as an herbalist.

angry[/b]

me too.

emeka ike - for being so local. no dress sense.

p square- for being arrogant . and for stealing ang sampling other people's materials.


konga--- for thriving on modified crap. who understands him.

keke and d1---for failing to realise that they are way too old to be interviewing artistes at the grammys, they should assume a 'behind the scene role'

their younger brother, I.D for finding everything funny.

r.kelly for not yet realising himself at an age in his 40s.


neyo for always hiding his baldness.

and ikechukwu for singing like say he dey use steriods.muscle no be evrythng

Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by jkpretty(f): 2:01pm On Mar 14, 2008
i would love to slap & in fact for get my slap sef on the faces of these people

Ramsey Noah: For thinking he can still be playing lover boy with his becoming round shape & bald head. I want to slap the fake accent out of him & tell him to get off stage.

Genevieve: For thinking she's the queen of Nollywood. I'm going to slap the fake accent too out of her mouth as if we didn't how she spoke when she initially started.

Britany Spears: For being soo gullible.

Kilint d drunk: For becoming dryer by the second, slap him harder cos the drunken style sucks!!!

Desmond Elliot: For getting fat, I'll slap the puffy face out of him.

beyonce: for thinking her booty is so darm big!

I'll slap Omotola for allowing Genevieve's childish attitude get to her.

Rita Dominic: For feeling sexy.

Eedris: For being a nuisance & bringing shame to niaja when 50cents came around.

Joe: For singing love songs that get to me cry
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by sweeti14(f): 1:40pm On Apr 16, 2008
clem ohameze for having a big butt and feeling funky with himself.
fiddy for running his filthy mouth at chamillionaire and my husband weezy, messing around with ciara, and claiming that he runs new york.new york my ass. angry angry angry undecided
nicole-the lead singer in pussy cat dolls for always struggling so hard to be sexy with her bony body in videos.
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by bluespice(f): 2:20am On Apr 18, 2008
deff brit: for being such a gullible sicko
k-fed: he's a low life MOFO
Bush: i mean get a life bro
Hillary: for lying to all americans and thinking she can get away with it so easily
and the queen mother:ROSIE O' DONNELL did i spell her name well? : for being a biyatch and thinking she is the best
oops am sorry the king: TOM CRUISE: for ruining Katie Holme's life and making her live in fear
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by tblac1(m): 11:30pm On Apr 20, 2008
wanna slap nonso diobi4 always barkin' and being fuzzy in most movies.
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by tjadeba(m): 11:59am On Apr 22, 2008
Denrele Edun---for being so stupid and fake, all those acts na over-do! ( tongue)
Funmi Iyanda--- for trying to be Oprah, why not adopt your own style,biko?
Yinka Davies-- for thinking she is extremely intelligent,thats why she talks too much in interviews( wink)
to be continued
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by Nobody: 2:54pm On Apr 22, 2008
I'd slap Shemar moore, for rubbing vivica fox's ass in a movie called motives.
Akon for doing a razzzzzzzzzzzzy dance wit an underage 14 yr old girl
And chris brown for 'having an affair' with rihanna - said so in E! news gossip.
Brittany - for bein' a wrek
wanita_s:

i sooooooo want to slap

2face, for thinking he's d bomb, also for repping another man's country in his video
Britney Spears for not getting it 2geda
Omotola for being such a conceited b**ch
P-square for talking 2much during interviews

Dang right!
You took the words right out of my sugar lips baby!
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by Hardballer(m): 9:13am On Jun 17, 2008
paris hilton for naturally annoying me
amy winehouse dont need to explain tht one
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by MethodMan3(m): 9:53am On Jun 17, 2008
KIM KARDASHIAN FOR BEEN A LovePeddler AND INJECTING BOOTY IMPLANTS INTO HER ASS!
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by misssexyu(f): 10:38am On Jun 17, 2008
4eva want to slap 2face or whteva dey kal him 4 fooln hmsef arround by sleepn nd getn evry girl dat comes his way pregnant.i wld ave evn preferrd gettn rid of him.
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by misssexyu(f): 11:09am On Jun 17, 2008
mercy johnson 4 gathering al d shape in d world.she's got much shapy u know.
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by MethodMan3(m): 11:12am On Jun 17, 2008
misssexy u:

mercy johnson 4 gathering al d shape in d world.she's got much shapy u know.

i may wanna wooz her coz shez too black

shez prolly worth a facial in the bedroom!
Re: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by mumuboy: 8:07pm On Jun 17, 2008
Me i go want slap De indispensables for the fact say them no fit do a video for the collabo with Ruggedy baba '' SCATTER D GROUND'' that song rocks. I dont even know what the marketer is doing.

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