Thanks,i actually want to slap Hanks Anuku for being in the movie industry.
I want to slap Jericho Rosales for being so handsome and for not being my friend.
I want to slap chris Brown for beating Rihanna.
I want to slap Tu face for being a so stupid.Guess you know what i mean.
Lots and lots of them are needs slap from me,

P square 4 accumulating so much fame and wealth out of other ppls creativity and me 4 not realising ealier on

i actually ve a couple of pple i wld soooooo slap & probably a punch as well
miley cyrus - she just irritates me, terrible artist too, she needs to go away ASAP
kanye west - for making taylor swift the biggest star of 2009, she CANT sing,,,geez
halle berry - over 40 & still looks fantastic
vivica a fox - for letting 50 make a fool of her
keeanu reeves - such a waste
johnny depp - for being soooo sexy & mysterious
leornado di caprio - for not returning my phone calls
brad pitt - for leaving jennifer aniston plus she still hasnt found a man
some nollywood stars - their acting abilities
MJ - for dying when he was abt to make the greatest comeback of his life
Abdulmutallab - for making nigerians suffer for his stupidity
& finally yaradua - for being a sissy

All Nigerian movie Actors & Actresses - For their acting skills.
Jonas Brothers - How the hell did they even attain celeb status??
Miley Cyrus - like y-jay said she is irritating.
Micheal Jackson - How could a man who had the world at his feet mess up like that.
Kanye West - Same reason as yjay.
Beyonce Knowles - For being too sexy.

Okija_juju:

All Nigerian movie Actors & Actresses - For their acting skills.
Jonas Brothers - How the hell did they even attain celeb status??
Miley Cyrus - like y-jay said she is irritating.
Micheal Jackson - How could a man who had the world at his feet mess up like that.
Kanye West - Same reason as yjay.
Beyonce Knowles - For being too sexy.

good one okija, boy they suck

You

Yar'Adua for going into presidency and knowing he is braind dead oloshi
Abdul Muttalab for listening to stupid bin laden and ruining nigerians
Obasanjo for forcing yaradua into presidency
D'banj for influencing a girl to get a tattoo of him mumu
Kardinal Official for writing a song that is on Trace tv With one bush girl dancing
Hank ANuku
Ameachi muonger for being a fat ass jeez is he pregnant with 10 children
Tony Umez for being a stupid gut in blood sisters

All those people who say M.I is nigerias best rapper,
he's wack,he's getting fat,he steals lyrics,he repeats lyrics,steal songs eg save and that song with pype,that song originally belongs to pype

I personally want to slap Tonto Dikeh for shouting all the time
Mercy Johnson for her ridiculous front lace wig
Jackie appaih(whatever her last name is) for her outrageous outfit and contact lense
Benedict johnson for even being in the industry
All the Ghanian actresses that were wearing pant and bra with flappy belly in the heart of men
And the ghanian directors that think showing ass and stripping is the new way to sell a movie(grow up)!!

I like this

I want to slap :

Banky w , after Magaing rihana's Umbrella with no copyright law respect or fees paid , he still go ahead and sing "Maga no need pay" (NONSENSE)
D'Banj for making me go Crazy to touch Him at shrine
Konga , for being the wackiest of all musician that exist in Nigeria
Hanks Anku for being in the Movie Industry , he should be selling drugs (Another wack)
Desmond elliot , I hate him he ain't real (the way he cocks his head makes me always wanna Puke)

;d ;d ;d

I'll like to drop-kick ya'ardua into a saudi refuse dump.
selfish dirtbag!

I'll like to rip mel Gibson's ears out and punch him in the mouth.
Self-praising twit.

I'll like to kick kelly osbourne's head in.
such a dog!

I'll like to give kanye west a serious left hook.
what an idiot.

I'll like to smack jordan (katie price) one ,
what a man-eating slut.

I'll like to bang  scot's (kourtney kardashian's fiance) head against a wall.
greasy Arrow.

Then i'll give bruce Jenner a surprise whack! in the mouth
what's he on about?

I'll like to give paris hilton a loud knock on her empty head
what a  waste of space.

I'll like to give kelly rowland a hot back-hander for being so up
bey's sexy behind.

i'll like to kick rick ross in the belly.
rolly-polly stink bomb.

I'll like to keep slapping John mayer (jenny's ex)  continously till he cant feel his greasy face.
what a douche bag.

i'll like to push lindsay lohan to the hard pavement.
slag!!

I'll like to run into tiger woods with a clothes line.
what a scumbag.

Phew!!!!! that helped.
cheers

1. MIley Cyrus - for being a total skank
2. Beyonce Knowles - for taking Taylor Swift's speech
3. Britney Spears - because of her stupid choices
4. Michael Jackson - for taking drugs
5. T.I. - he needs to stop rapping innaproppriate music
6. Gwen Stefani - she's such a slut
7. Mariah Carey - such a difficult bitch slut
8. Johnny Depp - he needs to go to rehab

hackney:

I'll like to drop-kick ya'ardua into a saudi refuse dump.
selfish dirtbag!

I'll like to rip mel Gibson's ears out and punch him in the mouth.
Self-praising twit.

I'll like to kick kelly osbourne's head in.
such a dog!

I'll like to give kanye west a serious left hook.
what an idiot.

I'll like to smack jordan (katie price) one ,
what a man-eating slut.

I'll like to bang  scot's (kourtney kardashian's fiance) head against a wall.
greasy Arrow.

Then i'll give bruce Jenner a surprise whack! in the mouth
what's he on about?

I'll like to give paris hilton a loud knock on her empty head
what a  waste of space.

I'll like to give kelly rowland a hot back-hander for being so up
bey's sexy behind.

i'll like to kick rick ross in the belly.
rolly-polly stink bomb.

I'll like to keep slapping John mayer (jenny's ex)  continously till he cant feel his greasy face.
what a douche bag.

i'll like to push lindsay lohan to the hard pavement.
slag!!

I'll like to run into tiger woods with a clothes line.
what a scumbag.

Phew!!!!! that helped.
cheers

O boy! Laugh wan kill me.
My ribs dey pain me like pepper.
Especially wit d continous slapping of john mayer.

Okija_juju:

All Nigerian movie Actors & Actresses - For their acting skills.
Jonas Brothers - How the hell did they even attain celeb status?? ???b[color=Black][/color]Miley Cyrus - like y-jay said she is irritating.
Micheal Jackson - How could a man who had the world at his feet mess up like that.
Kanye West - Same reason as yjay.
Beyonce Knowles - For being too sexy.

U Did not just diss D JoBros De Are Awesome And Yet u Call Dbanj And Wande Coal And 2 Face Don Forget Don Jazzy Celebs Even My Mom Loves D Jo Bros

hackney:

I'll like to drop-kick ya'ardua into a saudi refuse dump.
selfish dirtbag!

I'll like to bang scot's (kourtney kardashian's fiance) head against a wall.
greasy Arrow.

Then i'll give bruce Jenner a surprise whack! in the mouth
what's he on about?

i'll like to kick rick ross in the belly.
rolly-polly stink bomb.

i'll like to push lindsay lohan to the hard pavement.
slag!!

Phew!!!!! that helped.
cheers

Y Do u hate Bruce He Is Really Smart And Cool Let Me Not Start About Scott The Douche Disick Who Knocked Kourtney Up And I Hate Rick Ross Becuz Je Is Fat A No1 In My Family can imitate his rapping style and date biatch lindsay lohan who dinks she can always get off by paying money 2 leave jail and her mother says she doesnt need rehab And All D People In Mo Hits Who Tink De Are Cool And Dina Lohan Who Is Delusional

Majid Michael for being too damn handsome and such a great actor

i just went thru page 1 to 8 of this thread and am fu***ngly rolling on the floor
LWKMD
funny thread i must confess

i wanna so slap justin bieber. why? just like that. dont rily like him n i'm not hatin!!

Justin Bieber- Being so annoying
Robert Pattinson- So ugly
Jonas Brothers- Think they're all that
Demi Lavato- How irratating is she!
Katie Price- I bored of her now
Lindsay Lohan- For throwing away her life, she was so talented and beautiful, she still is but she need to get back on her feet, quick

X Fio:


Robert Pattinson- So ugly

Me too, that Robert guy needs to be bitc.h slapped - He is an idiot.

Opps!! I slapped the wrong guy!! My bad!!

I was supposed to be slapping Pat Robinson. lol

Kunbee:

It's true. I'm a guy and even I cringe when I see him. Sorry

Its alright

afrocandy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! abomination to the igboland!!!!

Really wanna slap Wande Coal for sleeping stupidly while his privates were being photographed and shown in public. Nonsense.

Samuel peter,for getting his ass beaten once again

Jesse james,for hurting such a pretty and nice woman like sandra bullocks

Dopkesi raymond,for bin IBB's campaign manager or wateva

My list

1 Joan rivers- I must be gentle when I slap her though, my hand may break from her plastic face.
2 Megan Fox- Personally I feel she's a terrible actress.
3 Dane Cook-just, not, funny.
4 Lindsay Lohan - Um, for general stupidity.
5 Tom Cruise - Because he's a scientologist.
6 Justin Bierber- I wanted to punch him in the face badly but after "never say never ft jaden Smith, I will just give him a kick in the balls.
7 The Jersey Shore cast - what is the fuss all about?
8 Mel Gibson- nuff said.