I don't just understand why people like to assume things about me when they barely even know me.
Someone will just meet me and assume that I can't cook or do physical work and that I'm an ajebutter.
It really irks me... Upon all the beards and muscles wey I get

And this has been the case since I was a young boy even with extended family members . I meet a man/woman/guy/lady for the first time and they already think i can't cook, or clean like I'm a spoilt brat who grew up in the west.
I don't like it all

Street guys I know who are razz and always rap the pidgin language from dusk till Dawn will see me and become professors overnight
E.g
Me : bro how far wetin dey sup na
Sakaru: how you? I hope you cool?

Like wtf This will be someone who doesn't speak pure English on a norms.

Im tired of all these. Must everybody in this country frustrate my life?!

your essence brings out the best/worst in people... look within yourself for a solution to this problem!

MrBrownJay1:
your essence brings out the best/worst in people... look within yourself for a solution to this problem!

What problem?
Look he's being himself and he has no problem..any Dumbo who ain't comfortable should jump into a lagoon..he wasn't birthed to please people so understand that..
I repeat he has no problem..

Most people do tend to conclude without even trying to know the truth cause they want to seem superior. They feel like they know everything. But on the contrary they are the ones who knows nothing...

Look keep smiling while they keep talking nonsense that way you are gonna leave them in a state of confusion..pls you have no problem with yourself so don't overthink anything aiit..let them keep talking cos only you understand yourself..

Maybe you look too fresh

Well suprise them..

FERNANDEZISBACK:

What problem?
Look he's being himself and he has no problem..any Dumbo who ain't comfortable should jump into a lagoon..he wasn't birthed to please people so understand that..
I repeat he has no problem..

leave that man.
Oga said it's my essence

Descottes:
leave that man.
Oga said it's my essence

As I said earlier enjoy your wonderful self let them keep jumping Into conclusion..

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Most people do tend to conclude without even trying to know the truth cause they want to seem superior. They feel like they know everything. But on the contrary they are the ones who knows nothing...

Look keep smiling while they keep talking nonsense that way you are gonna leave them in a state of confusion..pls you have no problem with yourself so don't overthink anything aiit..let them keep talking cos only you understand yourself..

It happens too often when I'm with people, that's why most times I stay by myself.
I remember when I was an undergraduate and moved into an off camp hostel, a friendly girl who was an occupant in the house came into my room while I was arranging my things and she was like "hey you are new here?
Me : yeah. Moved in yesterday.
She: wow so I have a new neighbor (smiling)"
We got talking and the next she said was : "I'm very sure you can't cook, I'll be helping you don't worry."

Me in my mind : The heck

Konor:
Maybe you look too fresh

LMAO

Descottes:
It happens too often when I'm with people, that's why most times I stay by myself.
I remember when I was an undergraduate and moved into an off camp hostel, a friendly girl who was an occupant in the house came into my room while I was arranging my things and she was like "hey you are new here?
Me : yeah. Moved in yesterday.
She: wow so I have a new neighbor (smiling)"
We got talking and the next she said was : "I'm very sure you can't cook, I'll be helping you don't worry."

Me in my mind : The heck

She probably was trying to know you better hence the word.. seriously you don't have to be bothered tho..
You must be a reserved person who keep things to yourself cos you believe people are not to be trusted..it's understandable...

FERNANDEZISBACK:

She probably was trying to know you better hence the word.. seriously you don't have to be bothered tho..
You must be a reserved person who keep things to yourself cos you believe people are not to be trusted..it's understandable...

yeah I get.
But The problem is, why does it happen all the time when I meet a person or persons for the first time

Some guys will be blowing pidgin english among themselves, when I come around and try to associate with them speaking the pidgin english, they respond to me with pure English.
Funny thing is, their english is usually very poor . Lol.

Descottes:
yeah I get.
But The problem is, why does it happen all the time when I meet a person or persons for the first time

Some guys will be blowing pidgin english among themselves, when I come around and try to associate with them speaking the pidgin english, they respond to me with pure English.
Funny thing is, their english is usually very poor . Lol.

Your body language haha...here is a particular way you do carry yourself around people that make them easily conclude..

Okay. Professor Mango to the rescue.

Follow these steps:

Materials needed;

- Charcoal - Sack - Ropes - Empty ragolis bottles and jerry cans - Scissors - Old, faded, worn out shoes and clothes - Microphone - Used cartons

What you need to do;

- Grow your hair for six months

After,

- Do not bath for five days

- Buy baskets of onions, garlic or any other spices with strong, long-lasting smell

- Consume them RAW for the period of days you wouldn't bath. Do not brush your teeth

- Put on the old clothes and shoes and stand in the middle of your room

- Then take the scissors and begin to shred at the clothes you've worn. No. Don't tear them off complete. Just slashes here and there

- Move to your hair now and start the same process. Cut here and there. Do not cut evenly

- Keep the scissors aside and pick up the charcoal (some grounded), then apply it to your body liberally like a powder. Take the remaining ungrounded charcoal and draw marks all over your arms and neck and face. Hugh, slanting lines like the stripes of a zebra (if by now, your friends and family haven't deserted you, get one of them to help you draw the lines down your back too)

- Then take the rope and link it through all the ragolis bottles and jerry cans you should have punctured by now. Drape the tied containers over your shoulder and midsection

- Jack up your sack in one hand, your used cartons under your armpits and your microphone in the other hand

- Step out of your house.

Find a gutter. A stagnant, slimy, gunky, etcccc., gutter. You get. Jump inside and stew in it for at least 2 hours for maximum effect.

Now your transformation is beginning and change of self on the path to self discovery... Pick a topic of interest to you and begin to sensitize people about it with your microphone walking down your street and subsequently roaming about to anywhere you can find. Don't forget to always steal your daily bread. I mean, literally. It's a must!

Trust me, by the time you carry out the above steps for the next six months, eheh, ehh, nobody even needs to be rating you high or mistaking you for who you are not. Na dem go dey avoid you gan. The Road to Peace and Highway to Bliss... Just be enjoying.

Come back after a year and come and share your testimony of the prescription of the beautiful rubbish I know I just wrote and see if it won't work. Make you revoke my license then if e no go happen as I talk am. Na me!

Descottes:
I don't just understand why people like to assume things about me when they barely even know me.
Someone will just meet me and assume that I can't cook or do physical work and that I'm an ajebutter.
It really irks me... Upon all the beards and muscles wey I get

And this has been the case since I was a young boy even with extended family members . I meet a man/woman/guy/lady for the first time and they already think i can't cook, or clean like I'm a spoilt brat who grew up in the west.
I don't like it all

Street guys I know who are razz and always rap the pidgin language from dusk till Dawn will see me and become professors overnight
E.g
Me : bro how far wetin dey sup na
Sakaru: how you? I hope you cool?

Like wtf This will be someone who doesn't speak pure English on a norms.

Im tired of all these. Must everybody in this country frustrate my life?!

To me, you're an ajebutter...

It's a good thing... To not be an agbero... Cheer up!

You frowned too much

Datboredberri:
To me, you're an ajebutter...

It's a good thing... To not be an agbero... Cheer up!

You frowned too much

lol. Here we go again. You've not even seen me and you say I'm an 'ajebutter'

At times I feign to be a local street guy, so as not to come off as arrogant

I don't frown, and I don't smile either

Magnoliaa:
Okay. Professor Mango to the rescue.



Come back after a year and come and share your testimony of the prescription of the beautiful rubbish I know I just wrote and see if it won't work. Make you revoke my license then if e no go happen as I talk am. Na me!

you are not nice at all

Descottes:
lol. Here we go again. You've not even seen me and you say I'm an 'ajebutter'

At times I feign to be, just to not come off as arrogant

I don't frown, and I don't smile either

I haven't seen you... But I can sense your softness...

People who are reserved tend to be respected more...

You're being respected...

That's why they try to 'level up' in your presence...

No one I know believes I can speak pidgin... They don't think I work either... They think I'm arrogant...

Until we start to play... (I'm a tom boy)...

Datboredberri:
I haven't seen you... But I can sense your softness...

People who are reserved tend to be respected more...

You're being respected...

That's why they try to 'level up' in your presence...

No one I know believes I can speak pidgin... They don't think I work either... They think I'm arrogant...

Until we start to play... (I'm a tom boy)...

makes the both of us. I'm glad you understand and can relate

Tomboy. Really? Hope your tomboyish nature ain't on the extreme level ?

You're so young yet so brainy... Are you really 19 ?

Lol @ idonweak I saw your username and bursted out a laugh.
Why did you come up with that username? So funny

Descottes:
makes the both of us. I'm glad you understand and can relate

Tomboy. Really? Hope your tomboyish nature ain't on the extreme level ?

You're so young yet so brainy... Are you really 19 ?

Lol... I blushed...

19 next month...

I'll wrestle you... I wouldn't win tho...

Descottes:
Lol @ idonweak I saw your username and bursted out a laugh.
Why did you come up with that username? So funny

I was really battling depression when i created this moniker. I'm still battling it but not as intense as it was

Datboredberri:
Lol... I blushed...

19 next month...

I'll wrestle you... I wouldn't win tho...

Damn... so you're not even 19 yet?!!

You seem so full of life... and you're very lovable . I can understand why that airhead created a thread to profess his 'undying' love for you. Lol

Idonweak:




I was really battling depression when i created this moniker. I'm still battling it but not as intense as it was

yeah I figured.

I also get depressed every now and then.

It's well with us

Descottes:
I don't just understand why people like to assume things about me when they barely even know me.
Someone will just meet me and assume that I can't cook or do physical work and that I'm an ajebutter.
It really irks me... Upon all the beards and muscles wey I get

And this has been the case since I was a young boy even with extended family members . I meet a man/woman/guy/lady for the first time and they already think i can't cook, or clean like I'm a spoilt brat who grew up in the west.
I don't like it all

Street guys I know who are razz and always rap the pidgin language from dusk till Dawn will see me and become professors overnight
E.g
Me : bro how far wetin dey sup na
Sakaru: how you? I hope you cool?

Like wtf This will be someone who doesn't speak pure English on a norms.

Im tired of all these. Must everybody in this country frustrate my life?!

Instead of you to use your ajebutter life to make money, learn online skills and be great... You fooling yourself with people that can't feed you

Lightway:


Instead of you to use your ajebutter life to make money, learn online skills and be great... You fooling yourself with people that can't feed you

I'm sure you're really hungry.
How much do you need to get something for dinner?

Yes like how that gender think say dem fit scam me cos I get pikin face and dey think say I no get sense

Senomii:
Yes like how that gender think say dem fit scam me cos I get pikin face and dey think say I no get sense

lol. Yours even better cuz you know why it happens.
But me I don't even understand why people are like that with me cuz I look really mature. I even look older than my age

Descottes:
lol. Yours even better cuz you know why it happens.
But me I don't even understand why people are like that with me cuz I look really mature. I even look older than my age

It can also be as a result of people knowing you as a very kind and soft person

Descottes:
Damn... so you're not even 19 yet?!!

You seem so full of life... and you're very lovable . I can understand why that airhead created a thread to profess his 'undying' love for you. Lol

Thank you!

It was weird... I didn't know how to respond...

I reject any future proposal

Datboredberri:
Thank you!

It was weird... I didn't know how to respond...

I reject any future proposal

senomii did you hear that?
Do not propose, else your heart will be shattered to irredeemable pieces.
One man's already down. lol

Descottes:
I'm sure you're really hungry.
How much do you need to get something for dinner?

When you're done feeding yourself, come back and ask this question