Phew what a thread

Michelle55:

Young man, I'm not the cause of your frustration. I'm not in the mood to bicker words with someone like you, kindly keep mute and face front.
This would be the last attention you get from me.
Stay safe!

It seems I struck a nerve,,,,next time u should be careful of what u say publicly so dat it won't be used against u,,,

BeanmanX:
Dis is Wickedness

that person is still getting on my nerves since 2020.

legge4:
We have few sexual experiences until we married. A few times my then-girlfriend climax, the foam was always wet. I thought it was something that will go away with time. So I overlook it. 6 months into the relationship, I decided to do what was necessary, and we became husband and wife. From wetting the mattress in the hotel we stay for our honeymoon which results in us having little quarrel to now having to be a daily experience when we make love. I have to stop having sex with her.
I seek medical advice but I was told there is nothing that can be done. I left the house to a friend's place where I go to work. My wife is an angel but how do I sleep with pee after lovemaking. How will I be changing the bedspread almost every day?
I can't tell my friends what I am going through, and nor can I use my main moniker.
Please if your wife squirt, how do you handle and live with it. I have a second thought of seeking for divorce so both of us can have peace of mind. I don't waste all that wedding money but I will be losing a good woman.

I like finding solutions to problem rather than running away from it....
You've seek medical help for her nice but no solution...
I feel there is away of protecting your bed from her squirt so it doesn't get to the foam but only the bed sheets....
Which can be changed after love making good luck

Mariangeles:


Are you kidding or just joking?

Shouldn’t you like it, going by what men say?

chai ndi emebiela gi o..hehehehe

Oooh!!!

Munzy14:

chai ndi emebiela gi o..hehehehe

Oooh!!!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
A mawohu’m what to believe.

legge4:
We have few sexual experiences until we married. A few times my then-girlfriend climax, the foam was always wet. I thought it was something that will go away with time. So I overlook it. 6 months into the relationship, I decided to do what was necessary, and we became husband and wife. From wetting the mattress in the hotel we stay for our honeymoon which results in us having little quarrel to now having to be a daily experience when we make love. I have to stop having sex with her.
I seek medical advice but I was told there is nothing that can be done. I left the house to a friend's place where I go to work. My wife is an angel but how do I sleep with pee after lovemaking. How will I be changing the bedspread almost every day?
I can't tell my friends what I am going through, and nor can I use my main moniker.
Please if your wife squirt, how do you handle and live with it. I have a second thought of seeking for divorce so both of us can have peace of mind. I don't waste all that wedding money but I will be losing a good woman.

Lmao...sorry o..

I understand your predicament especially in rainy season when there is limited sun to dry a whole mattress..

You have one out of very very few who squirt...

One man's joy, another man's pain...Your dick game is good as well...

Are you going to throw away your pot of soup with full option because it is too sweet?

Anyway, as your woman, you know when she is about to shoot as you hit...So just help adjust her positioning so she can shoot on the floor than on the mattress.

This one no reach to abstain from the sex not to talk of divorce.

You Are even denying her conjugal rights..If she go buy Love Machine or begin search for Ex you go come create another thread now.

Mariangeles:


Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
A mawohu’m what to believe.

Smh...

O nwere ihe gbasara nwoke na Nwaanyi squirt ga?

O wu nwaanyi nara ga ihe oma ya with obi añuri

starpower:
My ex urinate before show. It urine in bladder not sweat.

Lol...Another angle....

Iyaebe:
This should never be a problem for any man,it simply means she's sexually and everything attracted to you.If reverse was the case you'll still complain.You can start drinking it if you so care about your bedspread that you don't want it stained.

So virgin like you sabi this kind topic?

Things are getting out of hands...you should be in religious section, holding bible for that nairaland hustling preacher

Munzy14:

So virgin like you sabi this kind topic?

Things are getting out of hands...you should be in religious section, holding bible for that nairaland hustling preacher

Been a Virgin doesn't mean I don't know about sex,I was properly educated about sex and I've read a lot about sex,so I know a lot

Graxie:


Madam self control. Oga madam rigid, welldone.

Iyaebe:
Been a Virgin doesn't mean I don't know about sex,I was properly educated about sex and I've read a lot about sex,so I know a lot

Plus porn na

Be honest.

Munzy14:

Plus porn na

Be honest.

I've never watched porn,but I watched tiwa Savage sextape here on nairaland and felt dirty afterwards

thorpido:
I'm here to correct you and I say to you,you are VERY WRONG!
It's simply biological and works for women who are in tune with their bodies.
It's got nothing to do with being a sex freak.

At all..

Iyaebe:
I've never watched porn,but I watched tiwa Savage sextape here on nairaland and felt dirty afterwards

Tiwa's was soo irritating.

Who and who come dey visit those porn site na?

And you didn't watch that of Oxlade?

Munzy14:

Tiwa's was soo irritating.

Who and who come dey visit those porn site na?

And you didn't watch that of Oxlade?

I watched oxlade here on nairaland as well and there's nothing erotic about his own.It's you guys that don't allow pornsite to rest.I believe most ladies don't watch porn

Chaii this world nor really balance o
But if na ur side chick dey squirt now and ur wife nor dey squirt u go ready dump d main wife for d side chick o.

legge4:
We have few sexual experiences until we married. A few times my then-girlfriend climax, the foam was always wet. I thought it was something that will go away with time. So I overlook it. 6 months into the relationship, I decided to do what was necessary, and we became husband and wife. From wetting the mattress in the hotel we stay for our honeymoon which results in us having little quarrel to now having to be a daily experience when we make love. I have to stop having sex with her.
I seek medical advice but I was told there is nothing that can be done. I left the house to a friend's place where I go to work. My wife is an angel but how do I sleep with pee after lovemaking. How will I be changing the bedspread almost every day?
I can't tell my friends what I am going through, and nor can I use my main moniker.
Please if your wife squirt, how do you handle and live with it. I have a second thought of seeking for divorce so both of us can have peace of mind. I don't waste all that wedding money but I will be losing a good woman.

Squirt wey people dey find? Do you know what I'd give to experience such climax that will activate squirting? Nna biko go seat down and you guys mustn't fvcck on d bed naw

Ximenez:

A lady can enjoy sex, cum, orgasm and experience all the pleasure without squirting/wetting the bed.
This is not pornography, there's nothing fun about always drenching the sheets.

Op should take her to the bathroom to mess her, they both shower and come back to sleep.

The bolded will be one serious stress like that...

It then means, as man and woman fit they on bed the talk, and there comes the mood to get down on it, that means they will start running to bathroom? Now I see OP's predicament clearly.

Beremx:
your reason for intending to divorce your wife doesn’t hold waters. She’s sexually active. All you both need to do is to control your sexual urge

Control urge or fvck on d floor or position d lady so d pee will hit d floor. This op na mumu

Iyaebe:
I watched oxlade here on nairaland as well and there's nothing erotic about his own.It's you guys that don't allow pornsite to rest.I believe most ladies don't watch porn

Only you watch Tiwa, watch Oxlade and you say you no dey watch porn...

Fear God small.

Oxlade style is actually how stars do..lol

Them no tell you say na women watch porn pass? Especially the undergraduate ones..

And that is when they are most active...

AutoChick4U:
Control urge or fvck on d floor or position d lady so d pee will hit d floor. This op na mumu

You sabi am.

Ximenez:

How's it different from a kid bed-wetting?
It's a messy stuff.
It might be a little fun for flings and one night stands, but having your wife to constantly wet your bed every night is a turn off.
I have gotten involved with a very sensitive lady before and all she does is get extremely wet, shivers, roll her eyes and utter some inaudible words during orgasm, not splatter my sheets with urine.

Last line though...

It can be embarrassing..I wonder why some people will want us to celebrate over it..The fact that I can't have sex freely and comfortably is worrisome...But OP should find ways to carry it along...It is a wife case and not just a girlfriend.

I feel for him..

Munzy14:

Only you watch Tiwa, watch Oxlade and you say you no dey watch porn...

Fear God small.

Oxlade style is actually how stars do..lol

Them no tell you say na women watch porn pass? Especially the undergraduate ones..

And that is when they are most active...

It was everywhere on nairaland and i clicked to watch out of curiosity and commentz,it's only when a man does not respect or value you that he'll start sexing you like a wrestler in a wrestling ring,so it doesn't look like lovemaking or sex to me.Well I don't know about women watching porn pass men ooo,na you dy tell me,I've never seen ladies discussing porn unlike guys

Munzy14:

Last line though...

It can be embarrassing..I wonder why some people will want us to celebrate over it..The fact that I can't have sex freely and comfortably is worrisome...But OP should find ways to carry it along...It is a wife case and not just a girlfriend.

I feel for him..

In your previous comment to the op, you implied it as if it was nothing to worry about.

Munzy14:

A ma’m na I ga rahu n’elu thread a.
Nri e yerela gi.

Mariangeles:


In your previous comment to the op, you implied it as if it was nothing to worry about.

He was chopping her before the marriage, though lightly...So he can't do much now other than manage it...As na wife matters..

But, av come to imagine the deeper thoughts of people here and imagining me in his situation and how I like sex unplanned..I feel it is worrisome to the OP...If sex must be bathroom quickie...Or him being at alert the moment she is about to climax.

Again, I av been with a babe wey dey pee on hourly bases...Even in the. Middle of sex, she excuses herself to go pee..I see it as nothing...But I feel I may see it a problem if it had ended in a marriage or so..

Marriage comes with its baggage...

Mariangeles:


A ma’m na I ga rahu n’elu thread a.
Nri e yerela gi.

Taa...onye gwaragi...

I muola m ka akwukwo...

I am learning from people here in addition to what I know...

In case I end up with nwaanyi na ezo ka mmiri...lmao..

Ka m mara ma o wu umbrella ka o wu rain coat ka m ga azuru for her.

Iyaebe:
It was everywhere on nairaland and i clicked to watch out of curiosity and commentz,it's only when a man does not respect or value you that he'll start sexing you like a wrestler in a wrestling ring,so it doesn't look like lovemaking or sex to me.Well I don't know about women watching porn pass men ooo,na you dy tell me,I've never seen ladies discussing porn unlike guys

Who told you a man oxlading his woman in the bedroom doesnt respect her? That's very wrong to think that way..

Haven't you heard fvck her like you miss/hate her...

If them make only love to you, are you sure you will be satisfied? Serious pounding be dey koko....Abii you no want cum/squirt?

Women watch porn well...Go and do your research.

Let me go to politics section jaree...Before Mariangeles will say I finally slept here..

Munzy14:

Who told you a man oxlading his woman in the bedroom doesnt respect her? That's very wrong to think that way..

Haven't you heard fvck her like you miss/hate her...

If them make only love to you, are you sure you will be satisfied? Serious pounding be dey koko....Abii you no want cum/squirt?

Women watch porn well...Go and do your research.

Let me go to politics section jaree...Before Mariangeles will say I finally slept here..

I suspected you and her,Eiya you are lucky she's a very good and upright lady.enjoy